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1 hour ago, pops said:

She doesn't shit

Oh she does. Right on your heart.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting 

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These are just from when he recruited them to Bama from high school

5 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

These are just from when he recruited them to Bama from high school

so you're saying he's a good recruiter? niiice

30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mobile doesn’t list them by most recent first. Uses an algorithm to list them with the ones most likely to be of interest to you at the top. 

His most recent follows don't have any relation to Texas

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Those are his actual most recent follows (assuming the ones at the top are most recent when on a browser). The follow below Baker is Miles Garrett, so Tosh to the Browns confirmed I guess. 

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

She’s everybody’s type.  A gay guy would probably give it a go just to make sure.

She's ok... but she's no "urban or bust" thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty.....

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Those are his actual most recent follows (assuming the ones at the top are most recent when on a browser). The follow below Baker is Miles Garrett, so Tosh to the Browns confirmed I guess. 

Or he could be going fishing...
43 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yes, see its these little things that he now knows not to do that make him a good ST coach.

Great. Lets hire Charlie to be the coin toss coordinator.

I kid.

Tosh's twitter is probably worthless for anything btw, he's not an active user at all. Top of his feed are RTs of Falcons stuff from Jan of last year, he doesn't have a single "like" since July.

That Nahlin post about batteries sums up everything that is wrong about those guys. He doesn’t know shit so he is making it sound like he does while trying to be clever. Maybe he can have Jesus Shuttlefuck write another incorrect update about who the next DC will be. 

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

You think a parent or 18 year old kid is going to say NO to THIS!

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Does he ever smile? Picture from twitter account.

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From Football Scoop:

Sarkisian’s quickly assembling a staunch Texas staff, including a key addition Tuesday morning, and he’s got multiple high-profile defensive coordinator candidates in the mix — including Odom, Tosh Lupoi and others. Per a source with direct knowledge, Sarkisian would prefer to make his defensive coordinator hire after Alabama faces Ohio State Monday night in the College Football Playoffs championship; however, he might need to pull the trigger soon to secure his target.

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/star-defensive-coaches-coordinator-openings-dominating-coaching-cycle/

2 hours ago, GeoffE said:

Next he's gonna remind everyone that Colt and Jordan's dad's were roommates and Sydmill Harris speaks a thousand languages.

And that Charlie brewer is a legacy

Question regarding Boom- he likely just got a buyout that had offset clauses in it. Why would it be a bidding war? It wouldn’t seem that would net him any more money. Isn’t this just about what he wants to do? 

8 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

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Those are his actual most recent follows (assuming the ones at the top are most recent when on a browser). The follow below Baker is Miles Garrett, so Tosh to the Browns confirmed I guess. 

He was already with the Browns 

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Diggin up some of my favorite Boom MS Paints for good luck:

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Football Scoop:

Sarkisian’s quickly assembling a staunch Texas staff, including a key addition Tuesday morning, and he’s got multiple high-profile defensive coordinator candidates in the mix — including Odom, Tosh Lupoi and others. Per a source with direct knowledge, Sarkisian would prefer to make his defensive coordinator hire after Alabama faces Ohio State Monday night in the College Football Playoffs championship; however, he might need to pull the trigger soon to secure his target.

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/star-defensive-coaches-coordinator-openings-dominating-coaching-cycle/

As much as I'd like to have Tosh Lupoi the recruiter, I do not want Tosh Lupoi the DC. Fuck that. Now, if he's co-DC so he can have a bigger salary and title, have at it. 

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Lol when he got fired from Florida. 

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4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Question regarding Boom- he likely just got a buyout that had offset clauses in it. Why would it be a bidding war? It wouldn’t seem that would net him any more money. Isn’t this just about what he wants to do? 

someone at the beginning of the thread said that South Carolina gave him a dumb contract, but yeah maybe not and it's just about seeing his kid play or something.

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5 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Even if he tackled him, Tech had a timeout and would have had a chip shot field goal. 

They had a walkon  kicker who won the job by winning a contest at halftime of one of their games.  It was worth making him kick it.

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I don't know.

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7 minutes ago, Viper said:

someone at the beginning of the thread said that South Carolina gave him a dumb contract, but yeah maybe not and it's just about seeing his kid play or something.

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

7 hours ago, JPETERMAN said:

Wonder if Saban told Banks he was now the next in line for when he retired and that he'd groom him.  Kind of makes sense as to why we'd hear that he was likely coming, and then all of a sudden he isn't.  


I don't think any way Saban retires at the end of this year or else Sark would have stayed.  But he can't coach forever.  So dangling that carrot would definitely make Banks reconsider if he was planning on coming originally.

Or, we’re really good at getting coaches pay increases at their current jobs.

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Feldman said safeties, Brewster said secondary. Think I trust Feldman more with the specific details.

Safeties = so you're saying there's a chance.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

I was reading an article earlier that South Carolina and Muschamp are still negotiating his buyout. Trying to reduce it somehow?

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

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This is probably the best MSPaint in history.  Butterteeth churning his dinner.

I got to admit that upcoming rebirth of coach boom to Texas mspaint would be epic.... 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was reading an article earlier that South Carolina and Muschamp are still negotiating his buyout. Trying to reduce it somehow?

Yeah - I think maybe CTJ mentioned that they were negotiating a lump sum payout.

Enter Sandman is still spit-take funny

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I see the 1000 yard rusher sleight of hand for 2015...

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

I see the 1000 yard rusher sleight of hand for 2015...

Doesn’t count anyway since he was fired in October

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

 

24 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Question regarding Boom- he likely just got a buyout that had offset clauses in it. Why would it be a bidding war? It wouldn’t seem that would net him any more money. Isn’t this just about what he wants to do? 

Story published earlier said that Boom's buyout is to be paid over 3 years, and both he and SCAR want to reach a full cash settlement, and are negotiating that now. 

Its nice to see Sark's coaching staff thread embracing the classic traditions here like penis-footed longpenishorns. Pleasant change from the Charlie and Herman threads that cut ties with the past.

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Its nice to see Sark's coaching staff thread embracing the classic traditions here like penis-footed longpenishorns. Pleasant change from the Charlie and Herman threads that cut ties with the past.

If a dipshit AD comes after us for surly and we have to migrate again....I vote for longpenishorns.com

 

 

8 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I see the 1000 yard rusher sleight of hand for 2015...

Considering I don't think we've had that many rushing yards with all our rbs and Qb combined I'll allow it.

3 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

If a dipshit AD comes after us for surly and we have to migrate again....I vote for longpenishorns.com

 

 

HardcoreHorns.com would get my vote. 
 

motto would be HARDCORE BIG DICK ENERGY ONLY

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I appreciate the hype but this feels very Aggy.

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Considering I don't think we've had that many rushing yards with all our rbs and Qb combined I'll allow it.

Bijan got 1/3 of the way home in 2 games.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

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I heard Sark dropped the ball on his ST hire and ran right over (knocking a teammate unconscious in the process).

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

HardcoreHorns.com would get my vote. 
 

motto would be HARDCORE BIG DICK ENERGY ONLY

I'm honestly disappointed that this isn't a site already

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