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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Looks like he was more of a Wilcox dude than a Sark one

sure.  was just saying he was at USC when Sark was USC head coach and he's been the recruiting coordinator at multiple stops.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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I'm sure I'm not the only one that checked but poleassasin's insta is private and I'm not in a position to request her as a friend.

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Sorry if it wasn't obvious, but I'm just stirring up shit regarding Sirmon since the Becton guy is on staff there as well. I hope to hell he isn't the DC. Not actually sure who I hope the DC is though, since Muschamp and Odom are apparently out, I don't want Ash back preferably, and the Arnett guy doesn't seem like the primary. Maybe it's Freeman or Mason. What other overlapping candidates are out there from the Kiffin/Sarkisian/Saban venn diagram?

I’m still surprised I haven’t seen Masons name out there more

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, I must have misread it. I thought you heard that he was being targeted for the DC position.

yeah I misread it as well.

Just now, babysdaddy said:

I'm sure I'm not the only one that checked but poleassasin's insta is private and I'm not in a position to request her as a friend.

What position do you need to be in?

Just now, babysdaddy said:

I'm sure I'm not the only one that checked but poleassasin's insta is private and I'm not in a position to request her as a friend.

well y’all know me with coach’s wives...I’ll report back when she accepts me

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A Torre Becton sounds like a Futureman injury if we had hired Urban Meyer.

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’m still surprised I haven’t seen Masons name out there more

Allegedly there are all kinds of caveats relating to the buyout and the CFB world, so the buzz is that he's going to wind up in the NFL for awhile. I guess I'd like to believe that the requirements aren't so expensive that Texas couldn't at least have a conversation.

3 hours ago, pops said:

It isn't a 1:1 reaction.  Mass still applies in space.  But yes, the shooter would begin traveling in the opposite direction.

Impulse Momentum Law - J = delta p = F * t = m * delta v.  The mass * the velocity of the bullet will equal the mass * the velocity of the firer in the opposite direction, assuming no kinetic energy is lost through the conversion to heat, sound, or matter deformation.

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

We were Cal this whole time?

only idiots would confuse us with cal, wtf have they ever accomplished. if you fuckers want an analogy use michigan at least.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

A Torre Becton sounds like a Futureman injury if we had hired Urban Meyer.

He Torre’s Becton

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

only idiots would confuse us with cal, wtf have they ever accomplished. if you fuckers want an analogy use michigan at least.

Michigan has more wins and more titles

18 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What position do you need to be in?

Home with a bottle of lotion?

Just now, babysdaddy said:

Home with a bottle of lotion?

That was my guess. I'll skip the prize.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Michigan has more wins and more titles

true and Cal is working on a 2 game win streak.  Cal is more of an attitude.  maybe Sark can make us not Cal.  One can hope.

only idiots would confuse us with cal, wtf have they ever accomplished. if you fuckers want an analogy use michigan at least.

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10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Michigan has more wins and more titles

LOFL Michigan is #1 all-time we're 3rd and fucking cal is 52 just behind Northern Iowa and Lafayette on the all time win list

40 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

would we be happy with Freeman over Ash? I’d think so

Freeman or Arnett are really good young coordinators. I think both could be marginal improvement over Ash but have a lot more potential.

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3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

LOFL Michigan is #1 all-time we're 3rd and fucking cal is 52 just behind Northern Iowa and Lafayette on the all time win list

LOFL =  Laughing on the floor lotioning? Looking over Futerman's Labia? 

So excited for Becton. Thank God. Finally a real S&C guy who is going to take our team to the next level. He's going to be a huge improvement over Maddog Wiley Moorer Yancy.  I always though that sandpit training / working out with the players / the pit / urine hydration tests was a stupid gimmick.

Yep. If there is anything tried and true from this site during coaching changes it is automatically slurping the incoming OL coach’s dick like Jenna Loves Rocco and then anointing the new S&C as a “beast” that is going to whip this soft program into shape and then bad mouthing the ways of the outgoing S&C coach.

Cal is the alphahorn bat signal...LOFL 

1 minute ago, Mac8111 said:


Yep. If there is anything tried and true from this site during coaching changes it is automatically slurping the incoming OL coach’s dick like Jenna Loves Rocco and then anointing the new S&C as a “beast” that is going to whip this soft program into shape and then bad mouthing the ways of the outgoing S&C coach.

The S&C thing, absolutely. But no one was like "Hot damn, we landed DEREK. FUCKING. WAREHIME. Great Wall of Texas here we come!"

So what happened here today? We got a S&C coach?

Just now, MoJames said:

So what happened here today? We got a S&C coach?

Yes.

Also, Kyle Flood is going to be our OL coach.

And something about space.

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Just now, Mac8111 said:


Yep. If there is anything tried and true from this site during coaching changes it is automatically slurping the incoming OL coach’s dick like Jenna Loves Rocco and then anointing the new S&C as a “beast” that is going to whip this soft program into shape and then bad mouthing the ways of the outgoing S&C coach.

It is one of my favorite parts.  The OL is always the euphoria that it has to get better because we have been soooo shitty for sooo long.  The S&C cracks me up because all these guys basically do the same thing because they all go to the same seminars and get the same literature/data.  the coaches always tout them because they are the hammer on the players and they are always a big sell with the croots(get you ready for the NEXT LEVEL!)

that said, the pee chart as part of conditioning/game prep was new for me during the last cycle.

5 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Yep. If there is anything tried and true from this site during coaching changes it is automatically slurping the incoming OL coach’s dick like Jenna Loves Rocco and then anointing the new S&C as a “beast” that is going to whip this soft program into shape and then bad mouthing the ways of the outgoing S&C coach.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

So what happened here today? We got a S&C coach?

we got a strenf corch.  some discussion that might be a 2 pronged attack with a separate conditioning corch.

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The S&C thing, absolutely. But no one was like "Hot damn, we landed DEREK. FUCKING. WAREHIME. Great Wall of Texas here we come!"

I think there was a lot of “uhm ok.  I. Hope herm knows what he’s doing.  Besides nahlin said there’s no such thing as all star staffs”

Unofficial update 

HC - Sark

OL (possible OC) - Flood

QB - Milwee

RB - Drayton

WR - 

TE - 

DC - 

DL - 

LB - 

S - 

CB

ST - Gideon

DOR - Carrington

SC  - Becton

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we got a strenf corch.  some discussion that might be a 2 pronged attack with a separate conditioning corch.

What happens if the two couches aren’t aligned?

Just now, closetohumping said:

What happens if the two couches aren’t aligned?

well for one the wife won't be happy.

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Yes.

Also, Kyle Flood is going to be our OL coach.

And something about space.

Was there another source about Flood except Chip and Football Scoop?

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Was there another source about Flood except Chip and Football Scoop?

Football scoop is pretty on right?

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What happens if the two couches aren’t aligned?

Push them together or get a recliner instead.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Football scoop is pretty on right?

yes.  I think we are counting him but no official because he is at Bama and Saban/Sark probably don't want a distraction

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was there another source about Flood except Chip and Football Scoop?

he came to bama with Sark from Atlanta, they are a team

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What happens if the two couches aren’t aligned?

Burn both of them for good measure 

29 minutes ago, MoJames said:

So what happened here today? We got a S&C coach?

Yes.  And modern ammunition will still fire in space.

All this Gideon talk has me wanting to set my alarm for a 3am grand slam.

I won't of course, but want to.

31 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

What happens if the two couches aren’t aligned?

in Ohio you light them on fire

Does anyone know if crossbows, throwing stars, and shit like that work in space? Sorry if I'm not on the right /r/. Thx.

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Our guy Josh Brown only followed Becton today. 

You sir are the @derpyhorndog of Twitter followers 

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Our guy Josh Brown only followed Becton today. 

 

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42 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Yep. If there is anything tried and true from this site during coaching changes it is automatically slurping the incoming OL coach’s dick like Jenna Loves Rocco and then anointing the new S&C as a “beast” that is going to whip this soft program into shape and then bad mouthing the ways of the outgoing S&C coach.

 

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The S&C thing, absolutely. But no one was like "Hot damn, we landed DEREK. FUCKING. WAREHIME. Great Wall of Texas here we come!"

Right. It's funny enough, but the idiots aren't the same across all longhorn boards. This isn't 247. Anyone who wants to claim they weren't excited about Wickline, for good reason after watching him work alchemy at Okie State for years, is full of shit. The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in. There isn't a poster worth acknowledging that looked at Derek fucking Warehime and wanted to go Jenna Loves Rocco about him. It's a lazy claim. 

If you can't get excited about Flood as an OLC, then you're: 1) too cynical to be saved or 2) don't know what you're watching when you watch CFB and Bama or 3) you don't watch CFB or Bama. Does that mean he'll be amazing here? No one can predict the future. Wickline sucked here. But I'll take my chances. 

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