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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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Flood is better for a couple reasons, coaching and recruiting and it’s really that simple. So if you aren’t excited for him, you should be.

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

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I am honored to hold that title. Just waiting on the @closetojumping  PM on some accounts to watch.. 

Not for nothing, but if the LHF org chart is visible in some form, there are probably a few other legitimate handles worth watching in addition to Brown. 

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Why is Coach Strong yelling in that gif?

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14 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Flood is better for a couple reasons, coaching and recruiting and it’s really that simple. So if you aren’t excited for him, you should be.

What other reasons are there? How good of a sommelier he is?

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What other reasons are there? How good of a sommelier he is?

I don’t know. I don’t drink 

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3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What other reasons are there? How good of a sommelier he is?


 

Flood after practice: 

 


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I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

TexasReasonableAmountOfRainThatFillsTheLakesButDoesntCausePropertyDamage would get my vote

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

We need that burnt orange kool aid gif from The Shining's elevator scene that was used all the time on the old site.

I used to have it but my personal computer bricked a couple weeks ago.

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8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

OFY I love it !  Holy sheeite muslim  Texas Flood up front, its coming.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We need that burnt orange kool aid gif from The Shining's elevator scene that was used all the time on the old site.

I used to have it but my personal computer bricked a couple weeks ago.

Which porn site caused that? Asking for me. 

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Which porn site caused that? Asking for me. 

The old site 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We need that burnt orange kool aid gif from The Shining's elevator scene that was used all the time on the old site.

I used to have it but my personal computer bricked a couple weeks ago.

I keep searching for a burnt orange kool-aid man busting through the wall going oh yeah....but haven't found it yet.

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Right. It's funny enough, but the idiots aren't the same across all longhorn boards. This isn't 247. Anyone who wants to claim they weren't excited about Wickline, for good reason after watching him work alchemy at Okie State for years, is full of shit. The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in. There isn't a poster worth acknowledging that looked at Derek fucking Warehime and wanted to go Jenna Loves Rocco about him. It's a lazy claim. 

If you can't get excited about Flood as an OLC, then you're: 1) too cynical to be saved or 2) don't know what you're watching when you watch CFB and Bama or 3) you don't watch CFB or Bama. Does that mean he'll be amazing here? No one can predict the future. Wickline sucked here. But I'll take my chances. 

Sure Wickline was supposed to be a wizard and we were right to be excited. Mattox was kind of an unknown but we ended up with a 2000 yard rusher.  everyone was lhuh? on Warehime and excited for Hand

I put Flood in the Wickline group of should be a great hire.  with Wickline I don't think you had the OC/OL dare I say it, "alignment".  did with Mattox cow/calf deal.

obviously Sark and Flood would have alignment which gives me hope for a very good offense and if Flood can develop our guys into NFL OL then it can be great.

We've seen the OL movie for 10 years and its been less than 5 guys get drafted, so we are REALLY jaded.

 

32 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I don’t know. I don’t drink 

Negged.

1 hour ago, ousux said:

All this Gideon talk has me wanting to set my alarm for a 3am grand slam.

I won't of course, but want to.

Moons Over My Hammy!!!

Wickline was known to be a terrible recruiter when he came to Texas. 

He's not comparable to Flood. 

52 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Flood is better for a couple reasons, coaching and recruiting and it’s really that simple. So if you aren’t excited for him, you should be.

Warehime caused some minor bathroom flooding while recruiting. One CTJ was very unexcited about that.

If Flood is coming then Sark's staff is already better than Strong's and Mensa's

I do not recall being excited about an OL coach hire since Wickline. He did not turn out well here but we had reason to be excited. Mattox was a package deal where our AD had to personally fly to Gilbert’s house and felate him on behalf of our Simple Jack coach so how was that supposed to be exciting?  Then Herman brought in Coach Waste-Of-Space that we all openly mocked. On Hand,  I was mainly just glad to see someone else but certainly the knowledge Auburn fans were glad to see him go was a little unsettling. 

This is the first time in a long time we hired a coach that we had to recruit away that will be missed from his previous employer. A not too shabby previous employer at that. 

 

I will say this.  Things are certainly appearing to be on lovkdown leak wise.

 

There isn't even that much outright being coming from the 9.95 crowd.....

33 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

Probably my favorite song of all time. Stevie Ray Vaughan was the fucking greatest. 

37 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

 

47 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I don’t know. I don’t drink 

No wonder why you're such an uptight cock sucker (nttawwt)

51 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I don’t know. I don’t drink 


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10 hours ago, Landomatic said:

You may be in the wrong place

Ok, Baton Rouge is a shitstain on the map of a shitstain state. Love seeing those tiger tears every time they lose, bunch of uneducated entitled pricks.......

 

 

How's that?

Wickline was taking 3 stars at OSU and making them All Conf and NFL draftable.  We assumed he would take our 4 stars and make them NFL caliber.  THe OC thing with Watson I am sure didn't help at all. 

I don't think he did that well at WVU either so maybe he lost the recipe or it was more Gundy's O that was the reason.

55 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I don’t know. I don’t drink 

 

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22 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Wickline was known to be a terrible recruiter when he came to Texas. 

He's not comparable to Flood. 

Umm excuse you...terrible recruiter? Not according to this poster

 


 

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No wonder why you're such an uptight cock sucker (nttawwt)

True. The covid deaths in my family havent helped either 

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'd never want to be part of a message board that doesn't immediately scorn and correct posters making grammatical errors.

didn't

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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I blame alcoholism, but it’s probably just a personal issue

7 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

didn't

I beleive either is acceptable, sir.

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Umm excuse you...terrible recruiter? Not according to this poster

 


 

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GBH posts that every year on the anniversary. And we deserve it.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

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Great choice on the ECBP.  Which batch?

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

LOFL =  Laughing on the floor lotioning? Looking over Futerman's Labia? 

Always assume the F stands for fuck/fucked/fucking/fucker

In this instance, I assume it's Laugh Out Fucking Loud

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

 

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36 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

If Flood is coming then Sark's staff is already better than Strong's and Mensa's

Just needs to NOT fuck up the DC hire.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I beleive either is acceptable, sir.

believe

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 
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