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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

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You sure have pretty fingernails ma’am 

3 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

You sure have pretty fingernails ma’am 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

All natural. 

I thought for sure they were Lee Press Ons. 

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Not Barrel Proof but enjoying this tonight

 

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25 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

Collective IQ of both Vandy and Auburn will go up.

30 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

Based on recent experience, Mason could be the ST coach.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

not what again?  me being unequivocally correct?

“My”

51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

GBH posts that every year on the anniversary. And we deserve it.

I know everyone else knows the answer to this but can I just show my ignorance, who was this specimen of a super hero?

TFB confirmed Becton as well

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

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Nice scallops. Didn't settle for Day Boat, I see. You baller, you.

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IT is reporting Florida is talking to Ash. I guess we have our answer on that one. 

From Nahlin:

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Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Nahlin:

#24

Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

Gator fans, welcome to the Juwan Mitchell experience. 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

I'm in

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

Not sure he's going to be hireable with the investigations.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

Right. It's funny enough, but the idiots aren't the same across all longhorn boards. This isn't 247. Anyone who wants to claim they weren't excited about Wickline, for good reason after watching him work alchemy at Okie State for years, is full of shit. The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in. There isn't a poster worth acknowledging that looked at Derek fucking Warehime and wanted to go Jenna Loves Rocco about him. It's a lazy claim. 

If you can't get excited about Flood as an OLC, then you're: 1) too cynical to be saved or 2) don't know what you're watching when you watch CFB and Bama or 3) you don't watch CFB or Bama. Does that mean he'll be amazing here? No one can predict the future. Wickline sucked here. But I'll take my chances. 


Wick, certainly. Mattox, yes, but not super excitement. Warehime? Yeah, no. 
 

Let’s not forget the broad discontent with...

 

Shawn. Fucking. Watson. 
 

 

Oh fuck that was a kick in the nuts on Christmas. 

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?


That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So #4 in the pac 12 is what he is thought of.

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Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.

you don't say...

Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.
I cant think of a p12 school that cares less than cal. Not one.

He seems overpaid at #4.
2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

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You flight tracking son of a bitch.  Nice work.

14 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

Oh and bags on bags on bags

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59 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Per the comments, the only two people who actually pay attention to Cal football seem to like him. That's a good sign, right?

Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is Sark in Austin though?

Guessing he has an offer or close to it and wants to see Austin in person or talk to CDC. 

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Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Guessing he has an offer or close to it and wants to see Austin in person or talk to CDC. 

Freeman?  I'd be alright with this hire.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in.

Was there enthusiasm when he came in?  I don't honestly recall or know any better.  But, I didn't think anyone even knew who the hell Gilbert was, let alone his +1, Mattox (despite having to send the entire admin department to try to entice them to come).  I mean moving on from Wickline was a blessing at the time since that was such a cluster, but I can't remember any genuine excitement over Mattox when we hired him.    He may well have turned out to be a good coach, I just don't recall excitement at the time over him. 

In any case, night and day between that moment and now.  Sark wasn't the home run hire that many of us wanted as HC, but that must have been our low-point when we had to beg for assistants from Tulsa to come coach for us.  This staff (without even knowing all the final pieces yet) compared to the previous two will give us a much better shot. 

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

27 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

pruitt is braindead trash.  newy you are fucking moron. 

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I cant think of a p12 school that cares less than cal. Not one.

He seems overpaid at #4.

Neck and neck with UCLA. The UC academic admin overall and at each campus haaaates football.

I’m completely ignorant regarding Cincy football....is Fickell involved in the defense at all or is Freeman completely in control of that defense?

45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Nahlin:

#24

Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

The NYJ receiver? That is bad game planning 

Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.
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Neck and neck with UCLA. The UC academic admin overall and at each campus haaaates football.
I cant speak for the other g5s, but for ucla to hate football and money is odd.
30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

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Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

Theoretically since some of these dreams haven't officially died:

Co-DC/Inside LB Freeman 

Co-DC/Outside LB Hutzler

Associate HC/DL Lupoi

Cornerbacks Raymond 

Safeties/Special Teams Gideon

 

26 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

 

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2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Umm excuse you...terrible recruiter? Not according to this poster

 


 

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Lol, that never gets old. I’m old enough to remember when there was this Gator fan on the Swamp Gas board who would write fan fiction about Spurrier. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Lol, that never gets old. I’m old enough to remember when there was this Gator fan on the Swamp Gas board who would write fan fiction about Spurrier. 

Ya I need to see this now

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