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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

I lived up North growing up...tOSU t-shirt fans are the absolute scum of the fucking Earth. 

Might be pulling for Bama solely because of that.

6 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

I lived up North growing up...tOSU t-shirt fans are the absolute scum of the fucking Earth. 

First, T&P for you having to ever live up North (JK...kinda😉). Second, I agree with you on this.  I didn’t make it to the ‘05 game , in the Shoe...AT NIGHT! But I did have friends who went and told similar stories of the raucousness. I did however make it to the ‘06 game, down here in God’s Country. I was pleasantly surprised at the behavior of the tOSU fandom I encountered.  It just goes to show you, that MOST of the idiots are the “fans” who likely don’t travel...for one reason or another.  (Like they can’t leave the state jurisdiction)

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

Look at that O-Line work. That's what we need again.

Let your nuts hang

Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Exactly...Give Raymond the DB coach tams make Gideon the Asst and let him learn and develop even more 

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

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2 minutes ago, Druggist said:

I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

Holy moly- tech fans are THE worst in the state. I was at this game, too!  
No lie; I had a an old woman IN A WHEELCHAIR dog cuss me as I walking out of the stadium!  
I didn’t say a damn thing to her. Just kept walking.  And was like, “what the...?”

7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

the ‘06 game, down here in God’s Country. I was pleasantly surprised at the behavior of the tOSU fandom I encountered.  It just goes to show you, that MOST of the idiots are the “fans” who likely don’t travel

This. 2006 was a downright decent event.

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

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1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This. 2006 was a downright decent event.

2005 was much more fun.

5 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

Great screen name. 

A former colleague  who is Latino went to Columbus and said on the walk to the Horseshoe the townies were shouting racist shit the entire way.  One guy called him a Sp*k, and my colleague replied, "The preferred nomenclature is beaner."  He said that stunned them and shut them up.

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12 minutes ago, Druggist said:

Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

The Columbus cops told us we needed to get lost asap shortly after the game had ended. I asked them what the hell are we doing wrong, and one cop told us, nothing, that it's for our own safety. 

He wasn't wrong. 

39 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Ohio State is the worst fan base I’ve come across and it’s not close. Got a beer bottle thrown at me, landed pretty close, told the guy “hey if you were playing QB tonight y’all might’ve won”. Avoided most of the ugliness myself but saw plenty.

It's funny how the buckeye revisionist history is they would have won if they played Troy Smith more.  He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn that night.  5/11 and we dropped two picks.

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Funny.  Didn't papa Brock think Boulware was a great hire. 

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

Pretty sure Papa Brock is more hated than Boulware.

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

2005 was much more fun.

I’d imagine it was for many reasons.

It’s still one of my biggest “misses” in respect to UT games.  I REALLY wish I’d gone to this one.  
I was hoping to make up for it by going to the LSU game this year, but Covid had other plans.  And hell, given Turtle Tom they’d have probably ended on the wrong side of that contest anyway.

Thanks, Turtle!

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

pops made gumbo for dinner tonight so I think it’s safe to say we definitely are getting Raymond

She did?

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Pretty sure Papa Brock is more hated than Boulware.

The UT staff thought hiring Boulware would help with the Brocks.  This was when they were leaning our way.  Brock told the staff Boulware is an idiot and he hated him.

20 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

So, you never told your GF you needed to practice the tip drill? 
 

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3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The UT staff thought hiring Boulware would help with the Brocks.  This was when they were leaning our way.  Brock told the staff Boulware is an idiot and he hated him.

Brock kept moving the fucking goalposts for what Texas needed to provide because he’s a whiny fucking cunt. 

Just now, NTVTXN said:

So, you never told your GF you needed to practice the tip drill? 
 

Nope. I'll try it next week and get back to you. 

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

If your drill is blunt, its probably a hammer. 

Road game city talk not going away

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Brock kept moving the fucking goalposts for what Texas needed to provide because he’s a whiny fucking cunt. 

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. 

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Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.
I was at the Rose bowl vs michigan. My (now) wife and i went alone, and pre partied with about 10ish Michigan fans parked next to us. They were awesome. Also, post game, we were parked on the golf course way up north and knew it would take some time to get out. Partied with them some more.

Michigan fans, from my brief encounter, seem like actual humans.
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

 

 

Probably just today's Surly recap. 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole

Dude...Jeff Banks and his gf are not coming here. 

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

Do you even have to ask?

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread is much slower than the Urban thread. I doubt it gets to 1000

 

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2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Look at that O-Line work. That's what we need again.


In fairness to every OL at Texas since, it's a lot easier to play OL when the DL knows that, if they don't contain, your QB is going to take it 60 years for a TD.

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Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:


In fairness to every OL at Texas since, it's a lot easier to play OL when the DL knows that, if they don't contain, your QB is going to take it 60 years for a TD.

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36 minutes ago, cafe society said:

A former colleague  who is Latino went to Columbus and said on the walk to the Horseshoe the townies were shouting racist shit the entire way.  One guy called him a Sp*k, and my colleague replied, "The preferred nomenclature is beaner."  He said that stunned them and shut them up.

So he was a hispanik?

29 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

 

Luke must have twisted his arm to fire off this tweet

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

Careful now, some Cock sniff on here will tell you that the Brocks don’t owe you anything and they miiiiiiiiiight come back here, if not for your post. And then three other dumbfucks will pile on.  

I’m with you, hope the Brocks get grey shirted.

8 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

This. Blake can choke on his own dick for all I care. 

Hell, if one could do this you’d never leave the house!

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

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not unless little Debbie came up with a new snack cake. I touched on it in my 995er article but OB is FUCKED. They are disliked by the BMDs (unlike IT), they aren’t a mouth piece for CDC (like 247) they are struggling more than ketch struggles with his sugar levels. They hitched their wagon to Herman and Herman alone just like 247 hitched their wagon to CDC alone. This will never play out well in the long run, even FCB being “first” with all this coaching stuff directly from CDC, you need to hitch your wagon to the shit that’s gonna last and OB did that worse than any 995er I’ve ever seen

21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

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7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Hell, if one could do this you’d never leave the house!

Yeah, because of the back pain.

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Yeah, the conference scheduled hasn't been released yet so those won't be back to back to back.  But also don't be a bitch.

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Still smiling. @THUJONE is a modern Picasso 

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

tonight show halloween GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
not unless little Debbie came up with a new snack cake. I touched on it in my 995er article but OB is FUCKED. They are disliked by the BMDs (unlike IT), they aren’t a mouth piece for CDC (like 247) they are struggling more than ketch struggles with his sugar levels. They hitched their wagon to Herman and Herman alone just like 247 hitched their wagon to CDC alone. This will never play out well in the long run, even FCB being “first” with all this coaching stuff directly from CDC, you need to hitch your wagon to the shit that’s gonna last and OB did that worse than any 995er I’ve ever seen

 

Aren't they - supposedly - still the largest by subscriber base?

19 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Careful now, some Cock sniff on here will tell you that the Brocks don’t owe you anything and they miiiiiiiiiight come back here, if not for your post. And then three other dumbfucks will pile on.  

I’m with you, hope the Brocks get grey shirted.

I’m hoping Saban hangs it up if he wins it all this year and Strong gets handed the gig.

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