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4 hours ago, HornyPony69 said:

Killer Katrin is a goat and the Reddit dedicated to her has great content 

Link or it didn't happen.

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Chip saying keep an eye out on Dennis Simmons from OU for WR coach. Apparently played with Sark a long time ago......

 

 

Quick scan of his bio says he's worked with Riley since Texas Tech, followed him to East Carolina and then to Oklahoma.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Quick scan of his bio says he's worked with Riley since Texas Tech, followed him to East Carolina and then to Oklahoma.

Yeah I don't really buy it....didn't roach/247 mention wiggins already as most likley?

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Chip saying keep an eye out on Dennis Simmons from OU for WR coach. Apparently played with Sark a long time ago......

 

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Quick scan of his bio says he's worked with Riley since Texas Tech, followed him to East Carolina and then to Oklahoma.

Feels like Dennis wants a raise

15 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Says that Golding is a serious candidate for us and they think that might help them keep Arnett.

 

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10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Quick scan of his bio says he's worked with Riley since Texas Tech, followed him to East Carolina and then to Oklahoma.

you've already done 10 times more research on the matter than FCB

19 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Says that Golding is a serious candidate for us and they think that might help them keep Arnett.

This would be quite the letdown. Boom or bust would have become bust.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

But he's more qualified than Arnett.

Think the offense is going to be great. Think I’d prefer stability on defense. I’m for Ash or Quinn at this point.

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2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Think the offense is going to be great. Think I’d prefer stability on defense. I’m for Ash or Quinn at this point.

Why Ash? Quinn would likely be a 1 year mercenary.

 

I honestly think that having the initial staff be long term options is the ideal route. By long term I mean 3-4 years and if they leave then we hope they are leaving for head coaching positions.

 

I think Arnett has the potential to be a far better coach than Ash. He just needs to be surrounded by the right positional coaches. But that can be said for any defensive coordinator. 

Alabama DFEI

2016 - 1

2017 - 2

2018 - 4

2019 - 10

2020 - 27

Golding was Co-DC in 2018, and the DC starting in 2019.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why Ash? Quinn would likely be a 1 year mercenary.

10 years of being beaten down has made me a little gun shy on the hot new name. Our defense showed marked improvement this last year. I’m OK with taking a shot at positions coaches or assistance with young talent but I want some stability on the coordinator position. I don’t get the feeling that Quinn would be a one year mercenary, but if he is that’s fine. Then we hire Muschamp after his one year breather......maybe that already the plan. 

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Has there been any word on why Saban wants to part ways with Golding?
 

 

2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

10 years of being beaten down has made me a little gun shy on the hot new name. Our defense showed marked improvement this last year. I’m OK with taking a shot at positions coaches or assistance with young talent but I want some stability on the coordinator position. I don’t get the feeling that Quinn would be a one year mercenary, but if he is that’s fine. Then we hire Muschamp leaves......maybe that already the plan. 

Rocky Long protégé. 

I agree with the Ash or Quinn options.  Sark hasn't fared well as a head coach as it is, I'm sure he has learned a lot since over the last 5 years, but having an experienced former HC as a DC seems like a better setup for Sark than an up and coming DC.

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Chip saying keep an eye out on Dennis Simmons from OU for WR coach. Apparently played with Sark a long time ago......

 

 

Do you even Chip Brown Bro? 

Dennis Simmons is beginning to surface as a possible option as a wide receivers coach. He was teammates with Steve Sarkisian at BYU.

Nick Saban has tried on two difference occasions to hire him away, but Simmons has stayed with Riley and Oklahoma.

Simmons has coached with and under Lincoln Riley for over a decade at this point.

To this point, it's been considered highly unlikely Simmons would leave Oklahoma.

if you are Sarkisian, it's worth the effort. Simmons has been one of the best wide receiver recruiters in the CFB the last few years. He has long standing relationships with Texas high school coaches, is a volume recruiter outside of his position and is very good friends with influential position instructors in the state.
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

No, his oft-injured ass shit-talked Texas and attempted to recruit UT commits in a UT commit text string to Bama as he talked up the SEC. He can fuck off too. I hope the players flame out and have to go play for daddy at SMU to finish their two shitty careers as eventual non-entities. 

nevermind

 

 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Dennis Simmons is beginning to surface as a possible option as a wide receivers coach. He was teammates with Steve Sarkisian at BYU.

Nick Saban has tried on two difference occasions to hire him away, but Simmons has stayed with Riley and Oklahoma.

Simmons has coached with and under Lincoln Riley for over a decade at this point.

To this point, it's been considered highly unlikely Simmons would leave Oklahoma.

if you are Sarkisian, it's worth the effort. Simmons has been one of the best wide receiver recruiters in the CFB the last few years. He has long standing relationships with Texas high school coaches, is a volume recruiter outside of his position and is very good friends with influential position instructors in the state.

He has one hell of a list of all time recruits.

5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Do you even Chip Brown Bro? 

FCB but he did break the Urban and Sark news. 

11 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Has there been any word on why Saban wants to part ways with Golding?
 

 

No one even knows if he does. Their fans just want to try to will it into existence because they played some actual offenses this year and gave up some points, which shocks them. Saban is heavily involved in that of the ball so it’s funny to see them cast blame on the DC.

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23 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Think the offense is going to be great. Think I’d prefer stability on defense. I’m for Ash or Quinn at this point.

Same. I could be wrong, but I don’t think Ash would have the craptastic sophomore slump like Manny Diaz and Vance Bedford.

And I’d be perfectly fine with Quinn, an experienced DC at the college and NFL levels.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

No one even knows if he does. Their fans just want to try to will it into existence because they played some actual offenses this year and gave up some points, which shocks them. Saban is heavily involved in that of the ball so it’s funny to see them cast blame on the DC.

Whenever you have an elite offense, the defense gives up more points.  Just the nature of football..

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52 minutes ago, immamac said:

Oh you mean like the stickied locked thread that has official coaching updates at the top of the football forum? Only if there was such a thread! 

No. That's not a discussion. That's you posting when a hire is confirmed.

I mean it would be nice to have a thread that actually stayed on topic. At the beginning of this thread you and the other mods made it very clear that this thread should only be about coaching hires. But now you're crossing your fingers that this will turn into another Urban Meyer or bust thread, which I know was a lot of fun for you and a lot of other posters, but for many of the rest of us it was a fucking slog to check in after 8 hours to find 3,000 posts about curtains and bbq, and day shift/night crew/BDE and a myriad of other pointless bullshit. 

I'm just saying it would be nice to have a thread that stays on topic. But I know that's asking too much. So I'm just gonna petulantly bitch about it this one time and then shut the fuck up.

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3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

No. That's not a discussion. That's you posting when a hire is confirmed.

I mean it would be nice to have a thread that actually stayed on topic. At the beginning of this thread you and the other mods made it very clear that this thread should only be about coaching hires. But now you're crossing your fingers that this will turn into another Urban Meyer or bust thread, which I know was a lot of fun for you and a lot of other posters, but for many of the rest of us it was a fucking slog to check in after 8 hours to find 3,000 posts about curtains and bbq, and day shift/night crew/BDE and a myriad of other pointless bullshit. 

I'm just saying it would be nice to have a thread that stays on topic. But I know that's asking too much. So I'm just gonna petulantly bitch about it this one time and then shut the fuck up.

Get a load of this day shifter

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Get a load of this day shifter

This thread has been good because it doesn't go off topic for 3-4 pages at a time. I somewhat agree with him but over moderation does make this site kind of horns fansy.

 

 

7 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

No. That's not a discussion. That's you posting when a hire is confirmed.

I mean it would be nice to have a thread that actually stayed on topic. At the beginning of this thread you and the other mods made it very clear that this thread should only be about coaching hires. But now you're crossing your fingers that this will turn into another Urban Meyer or bust thread, which I know was a lot of fun for you and a lot of other posters, but for many of the rest of us it was a fucking slog to check in after 8 hours to find 3,000 posts about curtains and bbq, and day shift/night crew/BDE and a myriad of other jerkoffery. 

I'm just saying it would be nice to have a thread that stays on topic. But I know that's asking too much. So I'm just gonna petulantly bitch about it this one time and then shut the fuck up.

This thread was rolling along pretty well until this...

8 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

No. That's not a discussion. That's you posting when a hire is confirmed.

I mean it would be nice to have a thread that actually stayed on topic. At the beginning of this thread you and the other mods made it very clear that this thread should only be about coaching hires. But now you're crossing your fingers that this will turn into another Urban Meyer or bust thread, which I know was a lot of fun for you and a lot of other posters, but for many of the rest of us it was a fucking slog to check in after 8 hours to find 3,000 posts about curtains and bbq, and day shift/night crew/BDE and a myriad of other pointless bullshit. 

I'm just saying it would be nice to have a thread that stays on topic. But I know that's asking too much. So I'm just gonna petulantly bitch about it this one time and then shut the fuck up.

You actually thought that the Urban Meyer or Bust thread was going to be about Urban coming to UT?

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No. That's not a discussion. That's you posting when a hire is confirmed.
I mean it would be nice to have a thread that actually stayed on topic. At the beginning of this thread you and the other mods made it very clear that this thread should only be about coaching hires. But now you're crossing your fingers that this will turn into another Urban Meyer or bust thread, which I know was a lot of fun for you and a lot of other posters, but for many of the rest of us it was a fucking slog to check in after 8 hours to find 3,000 posts about curtains and bbq, and day shift/night crew/BDE and a myriad of other pointless bullshit. 
I'm just saying it would be nice to have a thread that stays on topic. But I know that's asking too much. So I'm just gonna petulantly bitch about it this one time and then shut the fuck up.

I’m with this guy.
5 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Get a load of this day shifter

 

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

This thread was rolling along pretty well until this...

Sorry. I'll go ahead and shut the fuck up.

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

This thread was rolling along pretty well until this...

he should peruse the "Shit I've cooked lately" thread. Those guys stay on topic and generally only post Shit they've cooked lately. 

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 

Sorry. I'll go ahead and shut the fuck up.

We are going off topic about fucking staying on topic.

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That Mississippi State update about Golding is nearly a day old. I haven't seen much buzz on the UT side about him.

Does anyone actually think the Mississippi State insiders know what Texas doing? 

That was an attempt at giving their subscribers hope that Arnett wasn't going anywhere. 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

That Mississippi State update about Golding is nearly a day old. I haven't seen much buzz on the UT side about him.

That read more like wish casting so Arnett doesn't leave for the Texas job.

So now both Chip and Gerry have said the OU WR coach is in play. Hmmm. Could be our Friday assistant coaching announcement.

You actually thought that the Urban Meyer or Bust thread was going to be about Urban coming to UT?
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Here’s a topic, ear worms. When I read this post, Carly Simon popped in...

Your so vain,
You probably think this song is about you.

Urban or bust was a great distraction, nothing more.
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That read more like wish casting so Arnett doesn't leave for the Texas job.

Yea. “Hiring Gould might help us hold on to Arnett.” Well no fucking shit.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea. “Hiring Gould might help us hold on to Arnett.” Well no fucking shit.

The funny thing would be is we hire Golding and Alabama hires Arnett and they're fucked either way. 

34 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Dennis Simmons is beginning to surface as a possible option as a wide receivers coach. He was teammates with Steve Sarkisian at BYU.

Nick Saban has tried on two difference occasions to hire him away, but Simmons has stayed with Riley and Oklahoma.

Simmons has coached with and under Lincoln Riley for over a decade at this point.

To this point, it's been considered highly unlikely Simmons would leave Oklahoma.

if you are Sarkisian, it's worth the effort. Simmons has been one of the best wide receiver recruiters in the CFB the last few years. He has long standing relationships with Texas high school coaches, is a volume recruiter outside of his position and is very good friends with influential position instructors in the state.

This is going to be great just to watch the OU douches get stirred up over it. 

15 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

You actually thought that the Urban Meyer or Bust thread was going to be about Urban coming to UT?

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It was definitely about the Bust. And sometimes the busts. And McRibs...

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It was definitely about the Bust. And sometimes the busts. And McRibs...

It was more like the classic Robert Earl Keen song Front Porch. That thread symbolized everything that is great about this site, and everything that is wrong with this site in only 900+ short pages.

I am terrified that when Sark announces his staff he will say, " I interviewed many very dear friends but when you just look over there you know that hiring coaches is really, really hard and you can't expect to beat Rice and Maryland every time."

51 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Has there been any word on why Saban wants to part ways with Golding?
 

 

Florida game

Heard Cinn Freeman could get a call to interview for the DC job, if he doesn’t take LSU offer

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