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What will be your reaction?   Begging for the Herm era to come back? Harkening back to the Charlie Strong era?  lighting a candle and pining away for Johnny Mac?  
 

Maybe we should do separate threads for each potential coaching hire

Fuck it I'm not getting off the couch

Edited by Bigjohns97

I don’t see how it could be much worse than hiring Sark to begin with. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Here’s comes Surly’s Eeyore 

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Hope I’m wrong and people point and laugh when we hire someone (anyone) other than Stoops. If that happens then there is literally nothing anyone can say to convince me that this hire has any chance at success. 

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Fuck me- missed the other thread in staff hires. Delete thread Ima- please don’t ban user. 

it dont make a shit. that royal fella from ou worked out. chased the shitfuck loser bear bryant away from aggy cause he knew he could not beat royal. and he never did.

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I'd hire ISIS if it results in a Big 12 Championship.

Sark went to BYU. Close enough.

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I'd hire ISIS if it results in a Big 12 Championship.

ISIS was effective more recently than Mike Stoops.

Hire the guy who was next in line as a coordinator.  That way when Sark falls off the wagon or gets lit up by BYU, we've got our next coach to step right in.  

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Getting old sucks, doesn’t it? 😬

Yep. Was teaching wife and kids to play poker. Got a couple texts. Sent a couple texts. Was disgruntled. Didn’t see anything about coordinators in urban meyer thread. Forgot there were other threads on football board. Didn’t check said threads. Wrote this one like an idiot. 

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4 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

ISIS was effective more recently than Mike Stoops.

Out of rep but yeah- that’s my problem with him, not the stank of sooner. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What will be your reaction?   Begging for the Herm era to come back? Harkening back to the Charlie Strong era?  lighting a candle and pining away for Johnny Mac?  
 

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Beating OU with a Sooner Legacy at starting QB (Casey Thompson) would be sweet, icing on the cake would be to hold OUsux to a season-low offense production with their retread DC.

If he brings Mike Stoops, it will be starting off on the wrong foot but easily forgotten if Stoops produces.

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What will be your reaction?   Begging for the Herm era to come back? Harkening back to the Charlie Strong era?  lighting a candle and pining away for Johnny Mac?  
 

not like this GIF

Every little thought doesn’t need to be a new fucking thread. 

8 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What will be your reaction?   Begging for the Herm era to come back? Harkening back to the Charlie Strong era?  lighting a candle and pining away for Johnny Mac?  
 

I mean, he's not hiring stoops as a DC. It would be for ILB coach or some shit. Stoops might be great as a position coach, probably not, i'd much prefer we retain most of our D staff, but maybe. Also, fuck any stoops

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Every little thought doesn’t need to be a new fucking thread. 

As I said- I missed the other thread. Delete thread ban (don’t) user. 

@immamac While I know you banned "Fire {insert HC name here}" threads, it is an open question as to whether "Fire {inset position coach name here}" threads are. That brings us to an important question: if Mike Stoops is hired, can I create a "Fire Mike Stoops" thread? Better yet, can I create one right now?

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Please don't hire Mike Stoops.

OU fans lie awake at night fearing the vengeance his defenses will unleash upon the Sooners.

There's not a sufficient dick supply for a Stoops in Austin.

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7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry Hamilton says Stoops is unlikely to come here.

From your lips to gods ears. 

22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What will be your reaction?   Begging for the Herm era to come back? Harkening back to the Charlie Strong era?  lighting a candle and pining away for Johnny Mac?  
 


It’s not happening so negged for being an overreacting pussy. 

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