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SARK LOCKED THE FUCK IN

FUCK YOU SEC REFS

FUCK YOU KIRBY

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4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Steve Sarkisian just flopped his fucking cock onto the table

Obvious roughing the passer

no call

Dominating at everything except QB. 

No QB no offense

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

Did last year's conference championship not count?

I mean, I saw the trophy at DKR.

100% on him. Redzone play calling atrocious. Reminded me of Washington.

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

100% on him. Redzone play calling atrocious. Reminded me of Washington.

That's two years in a row of bed shitting late in big games at the end of the year.  

On 12/5/2024 at 9:26 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I was not a believer when he was hired. I am not only now a believer, but I have faith he'll be winning a few titles. I mean, we have the #1 signing class without any top heavy crap to prop it up. Not one recruit is a meh. At the worst we’ll have the #2-3 class if Justus Terry doesn’t sign with us.

 That is some elite shit. And we ain't even gotten to the poral yet. Man, all I can tell you is hold on to your butts. 

lol

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

lol

We're 11-2 and going to our 2nd CFP. We're 23-4 in 2 seasons. I'd say that's damn good, and we're still stacking classes. 

He improved from game 1 to game 2. He needs to look at how he designs play against fast as shit, disciplined defenses. Some of that shit takes way too fucking long.

8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Sark won’t win shit here. There I said it

Ok.  What do you suggest should be done?

 

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

1 minute ago, WJC88 said:

Ok.  What do you suggest should be done?

 

tell Sark to get an OC and move fuck face stripper/monkey fucker Banks to recruiting and hire a ST coach. Get a punter and kicker in the portal . Play Arch more 

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

Glad you see this. Sark cowers to the rulers of this game 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Glad you see this. Sark cowers to the rulers of this game 

Sark pisses me off when he is up 3 scores and he doesn't play the back ups and run his offense and fuck the other team. He puts on the brakes and raises the "sportsmanship " flag. Fuck that. ALL GAS NO BRAKES 

16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Two pump fakes against that pass rush?

And a 360 spin 

Sarks been setting that up forever

and it was wide open

except our QB didn’t have awareness or time to get it out

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

And a 360 spin 

Sarks been setting that up forever

and it was wide open

except our QB didn’t have awareness or time to get it out

Sure.  Quinn didn’t pull the trigger but our OL couldn’t block them.  Yes I saw a receiver wide open

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7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We might sadly come to the realization that Sark might not be the guy in the next few years. It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out. He disappears in big games.

Jesus, please stop.

We won in Tuscaloosa.  We won in Ann Arbor.  We won in College Station.  We've won two of the last three in blowout fashion against ou.  We won a conference championship game last year.  And we were one play from the national championship game.

We lose twice to Georgia with a gimpy QB and a bunch of ref fuckery and now Sark can't win a big game?

GTFOH.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

Well we are still in the playoff so not yet

Quinn is below average because he is so inconsistent but he’s not terrible. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, please stop.

We won in Tuscaloosa.  We won in Ann Arbor.  We won in College Station.  We've won two of the last three in blowout fashion against ou.  We won a conference championship game last year.  And we were one play from the national championship game.

We lose twice to Georgia with a gimpy QB and a bunch of ref fuckery and now Sark can't win a big game?

GTFOH.

I swear, I can't handle the regards on this site. 

10 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Quinn is a terrible QB and sarks inability to go with Arch cost him a natty with this D

Dude...it said haters back off...

15 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

tell Sark to get an OC and move fuck face stripper/monkey fucker Banks to recruiting and hire a ST coach. Get a punter and kicker in the portal . Play Arch more 

This still leaves Sark as the coach.  He said Sark would never win here.  So what should be done?

Just now, WJC88 said:

This still leaves Sark as the coach.  He said Sark would never win here.  So what should be done?

like I said in another thread. Sark might have brought us here but he won't get us there without some major changes

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Some of you are fucking idiots. Sark rebuilt a dead Texas program to compete in the SEC championship game in our first year. We lost because our kicker is a dick and misses 2 field goals. We are in the CFP 2 years in a row.

Sark is never gonna win shit is fucking stupid. Stop being fucking dipshits.

Fuck you if you parrot this shit.

On 12/6/2024 at 8:00 PM, LTtxfan said:

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Loser fuck 

54 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I swear, I can't handle the regards on this site. 

You rang??

Oh... that regard.. yeah fuck him!

34 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Loser fuck 

You watch the last decade and you are still saying this? You deserve Chuckles and Herman.

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

21 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

You watch the last decade and you are still saying this? You deserve Chuckles and Herman.

I was thinking the same thing.  Going back to DKR, who would you rather have right now than Sark?  Maybe Mack plus Vince, but not Mack alone.

3 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

if the same issues keep appearing in the next few years, then the criticism is valid.  However, as long as he is beating rivals, contending for SECCC/ Playoffs/Championship and recruiting top 5 classes every year, we DONT need to look elsewhere.

Didn’t it take Smart a few seasons before breaking through at Georgia? And he took over a program in a way healthier shape from Richt than Sark did. 

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

if the same issues keep appearing in the next few years, then the criticism is valid.  However, as long as he is beating rivals, contending for SECCC/ Playoffs/Championship and recruiting top 5 classes every year, we DONT need to look elsewhere.

Yeah.  That's what I said.

8 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

With Sarkisian as head coach there has been a big problem for 4 years.  The team plays well in the first half, dog crap in the 3rd quarter, and even in the 4th.  That means Texas has to get out to a big lead and then hope the other team doesn't have enough juice to come back.  It is a well established pattern at this point.  He has to self scout and break up whatever is going on, because it is keeping us from winning championships  If he can't figure it out Texas will be looking for their next coach in 3-4 years.

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

Card, Thompson, Quinn were all highly rated guys

Loser fuck 

You are a fucking moron
4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

I'm not disagreeing but the pattern was there with Thompson too.  I know, I know.  He is worse.  But I think there is something either with play calling or preparation.  I don't know the cause but the pattern is obvious.

Run Blue a lot in practice, tell the defense to go after the ball. 
If he doesn’t fumble, needs to get back his 15 touches a game. 

19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

Actually we’ve seen it. 
 

It was against lesser competition, but it was awesome.

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We wandered the desert for 10 fucking years and now will be in the playoffs in back to back years and some of you fuckers are bitching about the coach?

Holy fuck, some of you people are miserable. 

5 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

We wandered the desert for 10 fucking years and now will be in the playoffs in back to back years and some of you fuckers are bitching about the coach?

Holy fuck, some of you people are miserable. 

lol it’s pretty fucking miserable watching us be CLEARLY DOMINANT and still fucking lose bruh

 

I agree though times are good

Lets win a fucking National championship 

50 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You know what else is a pattern the last few years?  Quinn Ewers.

Let's see what happens when Sark works with someone else.

I mean, Sark has 100% control who starts as QB, right? It's not like Quinn was forced on him and he can't do anything about it. Arch could have been our QB this entire season if Sark wanted. Quinn could have never gotten his job back once he got injured. Or, Arch takes the reigns full time when Quinn was benched against Georgia a few months ago. That is all on Sark counting on a QB who has shown for 3 years he isn't that guy. I don't care about all the good plays Ewers makes. No one is arguing he can't make plays. But all the other bullshit from him ends up cancelling it out in the end. 2 years in a row, we see the Washington and Georgia games end because how ineffective he is.

 

Sark is a really good head coach. If he wants to take the next step, he needs to hire an OC.

5 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Sark is a really good head coach. If he wants to take the next step, he needs to hire an OC.

Agreed. As a niners fan, it's the same opinion with Shanahan. Find someone you trust and let them have the reigns so you can manage the whole team.

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