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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Camar Wheaton is supposed to pick between Bama and Blow U before NSD2. Could we jump into the fray now? 

Eh, just lock up LJ Johnson.

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9 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Texas Longhorns Name Steve Sarkisian Head Football Coach

It's hard to tell with the mask, but his wife looks possibly hot.  I have a thing for black chicks.  So does Steve apparently.   

Her coke nail game is strong to very strong. 

32 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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I'm in this boat until September 3rd. At that point, all reason and logic go out the window for total fucking domination..like any good fan.

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

That’s his 2nd wife.

Maybe the love of a good woman will help him keep the demons at bay. Or she will put a foot in his ass if he fucks up the money. Either way works as long as we win.

Well at least I will probably be able to go home to the recruiting board soon.

If Sark can assemble an A+ staff with Boom as DC he was a better option than anyone not named Urban. I never liked Kelly or Mullen

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Camar Wheaton is supposed to pick between Bama and Blow U before NSD2. Could we jump into the fray now? 

If we dump Drayton then maybe LJ doesn't come so if he brings Jeff Banks its likely we can jump in

Fuck the haters/Nancy’s. Put me in the camp that thinks this could be a lot of fun. We will have an exciting foot to the throat offense. Of that I have no doubt. We will have a better overall staff than we’ve dealt with for a long time now. While  that may not be much of a hill to climb considering recent history, I expect it to be a lot better overall. Getting the D coord hire is critical though and if we get that right, there is a lot to be jacked about going forward. Show me a loss.

Anyone worried about his record as a head coach, it's not that much different (worse) than sabans record at mich st.  He is roughly the same age as Saban when he went to lsu.  

point being, Could be good, could be shit. 

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Anyone worried about his record as a head coach, it's not that much different (worse) than sabans record at mich st.  He is roughly the same age as Saban when he went to lsu.  

point being, Could be good, could be shit. 

Well at least we will get one title before he leaves us for the Jets.

He wasn't my first choice, and I'm not convinced it's a good hire, but I'm on board. Let's get this thing turned around. 

I'm looking forward to watching Sark fully weaponize this place. Texas will not fade away.

 

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We all know what happened last time we hired an asst to come a guy from UW to take over as HC

 

everyone can reach man

46 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

That’s his 2nd wife.

Jokes are really really hard.

Things could be worse. Michigan is giving Harbaugh a 6 year extension. 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Sark's wife could definitely dominate me.


 

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Oh my

some alabama guys reaction to Sark to Texas,  worth the listen

 

I’m okay with this hire for now. At least we’ve hired somebody who has head-coaching experience in the power fives and we’ve stopped hiring the hot upcoming G5 coach. 

Why Steve was hired: he’s the OC at Bama, we have a home and home with Bama coming up soon. He knows how their offense operates.

Advantage Texas defense 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Sark's wife could definitely dominate me.


 

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He'll/They''ll recruit lights out

1 hour ago, millhouse said:

Glad we have some certainty now. Let's fucking go beat ou, tcu, and isu in the same season again

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6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sark still coaching bama NC game? I think I heard that.

Yes. So I don’t expect staff announcements until after 

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sark still coaching bama NC game? I think I heard that.

Yes

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Texas Longhorns Name Steve Sarkisian Head Football Coach

It's hard to tell with the mask, but his wife looks possibly hot.  I have a thing for black chicks.  So does Steve apparently.   

I have a thing for hot black chicks, hot white chicks, hot brown chicks, hot Asian chicks, well I guess hot chicks in general seem to be my thing.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yes

Good 

16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Why Steve was hired: he’s the OC at Bama, and Bama poached too many Texas players that Tom lost  we have a home and home with Bama coming up soon. He knows how their offense operates.

Advantage Texas defense 

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Sarks not married

Yes he is.

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She ran track at North Carolina A&T and has coached track and USC and UF.

They keep a pretty low profile but you can see them commenting on each other’s Instagram.
6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Yes he is.

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She ran track at North Carolina A&T and has coached track and USC and UF.

They keep a pretty low profile but you can see them commenting on each other’s Instagram.

He's got an ugly ass house

51 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Anyone worried about his record as a head coach, it's not that much different (worse) than sabans record at mich st.  He is roughly the same age as Saban when he went to lsu.  

point being, Could be good, could be shit. 

The odds of 1 over the other though is quite heavy though but maybe the 3rd time is the charm.

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Sarks not married

Just because she's black doesn't mean you can make comments like this.

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