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On 7/21/2024 at 7:53 PM, chad.ihrig said:

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Sark at the wedding of Jeff Banks and PoleAssassin / Gia the monkey’s mom over the weekend.

I wonder how many clients of Pole Assassin's were there to congratulate her?

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Sark getting divorced as per his IG. 

I don't blame her for not wanting to be a coach's wife. That work-work balance is a grind. 

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I feel awful for him but maybe this means we don't see those stupid ass suits he wears before games

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

RIP Eurotrash suit. 
 

 

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Well at least he won't be encouraged to wear that type of crap anymore. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

She's absolutely my type and certainly a 10 in that realm.

Even if I had Elon money, I'd still look for a short term lease.

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

Spoiler: she was not 

Any details or is twitter the best option for the gossip.  

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I followed Loreal on Instagram for a while. She seemed very expensive to maintain. 

Took like 20 people to get her all fixed up for game day. 

Was Loreal with him at Banks’ wedding? 

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Sark getting divorced as per his IG. 

Terrible news, but she was clearly more interested in her fashion stuff than being a coach's wife. Too bad. Divorce is awful.

Does this mean he’s backsliding? Or is everything good on his end?

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

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Lord knows she probably had plenty of hints about learning her way around the pole. 

 

 

 

And buying a monkey...

 

 

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I heard she banged T'Vondre Sweat

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52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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Coach has had so much personal crap in the public eye over the years. I am sure friends and family are rallying around him. This just sucks for him. 

Line will form to the left. Be careful, coach. 

Less time for fashion show.  More time for national titles.  

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten. 

They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

Sounds like a guy who knew he was hitting the market again.

Does he have to give away half of his shit? Because the more hardware he wins here, the easier it'll be to rebuild his pot of gold.

Divorce is horrible. Unless the marriage was worse. Hope the process is painless and he can focus on what he needs to be focused on.

It's impossible to judge from afar if this is for the better or not.  I do worry that an ugly divorce could be the kind of thing to tempt him into old ways, and I say that not as a UT football fan but as someone who has really appreciated how straightforward and humble he has been on the 40 Acres.  I know, he's a hypercompetitive guy, we've seen him in the tunnel, but almost all coaches are that.  He just doesn't seem to be nearly as much of a dick as most.

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Somewhere, Eric nahlin will be saying IT has been sitting on this story for a while

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I guess we will find out if she was the glue holding him together. 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Spoiler: she was not 

 

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was talking to the tight ends at the burnt ends dinner and I asked them if they made fun of sark for his tits and how fat he's gotten.   They said he's been working out like a me and he's lost a bunch of weight. 

Any discussion from players on how Sark's mood has been this off-season??

Glad Sark has handled this divorce stuff now so he can turn his focus to 2024 football season... hope this is better for him too.  🤘

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Any discussion from players on how Sark's mood has been this off-season??

Glad Sark has handled this divorce stuff now so he can turn his focus to 2024 football season... hope this is better for him too.  🤘

Focusness came up a lot. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Focusness came up a lot. 

Thanks.  Hopefully it helps that his son is still on the roster.     

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Hang in there Sark 🤘

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