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1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

My 22 year marriage ended last week. Feels like being gut shot

Condolences man. Virtual bro hug. Hang tight, you'll weather the storm.

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1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

My 22 year marriage ended last week. Feels like being gut shot

It's tough at first.  Lean into friends when you can. In my experience, my family was not the best resource.  Also be your own best friend -- tell yourself "you got this". 

Only 5 weeks till kickoff... enjoy the ride!!! 🤘

 

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

My 22 year marriage ended last week. Feels like being gut shot

Did you divorce her because she shot you in the gut? 

5 hours ago, Majorcholas said:

Palabra homie.

Username and whatnot 

On 7/27/2024 at 9:10 AM, Tex Long said:

Step One: Stevie Ray Freshwater 

Joey Freshwater or Urban Meyer can show him the way 

On 7/26/2024 at 11:33 PM, Scholz said:

He needs an anonymous hotel name like Joey Freshwater or Carlos Danger. Help our coach out, Surly. Do your thing.

Nick Stabbin? Ryan Delight? Kalen DeBone?

Ryan PlayDayte

Edit: Let us not forget the infamous Ron Mexico 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

Extra trickeration with ineligible X2.

This guy illegal formations.

3 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Username doesn't check out.

She used to be my mrs. sunshine

10 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

She used to be my mrs. sunshine

I feel you, bud. Divorce is hard, but it just takes time. Don't let the good times cloud the bad times. We always want to think of the good and forget how bad it was. Just be around friends, your pups/kitties, and don't be afraid to seek counseling. I've been through one and it hurt like a motherfucker, but then I found my true soul mate. They're out there when you least expect it. Just don't jump into something because you're lonely. 

Best way to get over a divorce isn’t crying it out like a pussy but sliding under some hot ass with daddy issues that thinks she’s fat but she isn’t. 

11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Best way to get over a divorce isn’t crying it out like a pussy but sliding under some hot ass with daddy issues that thinks she’s fat but she isn’t. 

Definitely some hot pussy with low self esteem 

We gotta keep Sark off the bottle after this divorce.

1 minute ago, n64ra said:

We gotta keep Sark off the bottle after this divorce.

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We gotta keep Sark off the bottle after this divorce.

We? Man I got a lot of shit going on.
19 hours ago, CastHorn said:

Sark is in Central Texas, he need him a thick ass Mexican bitch. Not as thick as that one Major hit in San Antonio, but one where her jeans fill out with ease. She could make Aqua Fresca for the whole team in Fall Camp. 

Found a Vic sock...

23 hours ago, jkates said:


Terrible news, but she was clearly more interested in her fashion stuff than being a coach's wife. Too bad. Divorce is awful.

This. Being a HC at Texas or a similar program is all-consuming. She's, what 10-20 years younger than him(?) and wants to pursue the fashion angle. I can see how things wear thin there. Hopefully it's amicable; sad, obviously, but not toxic.

 

21 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Does he have to give away half of his shit? Because the more hardware he wins here, the easier it'll be to rebuild his pot of gold.

She will get a nice chunk of change obviously but he wasn't (or shouldn't have been) broke going into the marriage four years ago and obviously has quite a bit of guaranteed cash coming to him from UT over the next several years. Also no child support. Somehow I think he'll keep the lights on.

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

We gotta keep Sark off the bottle after this divorce.

Surly is the last place that should be aiding him with alcohol or relationship issues

41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Surly is the last place that should be aiding him with alcohol or relationship issues

Speak for yourself. @mr. sunshine has been married for 22 years 

My brother was married 37 years when his wife decided to move out to “find herself”. 
Within a year of their divorce, brother had “interviewed seven replacement candidates” before deciding on the winner. 
They have been married now for 21+ happy years as far as we can tell. 

I'm loving that "deleted Sark tweet".  It's the perfect encapsulation of an OU fan trying to masquerade as someone better than him.  Pro tip:  if you're trying to emulate Sark, have someone check your grammar/syntax.

15 hours ago, Dilligas said:

Some funny shit 😁

Same energy:

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#nocloakroom

21 hours ago, Dilligas said:

Some funny shit 😁

 

 

Can’t be written by an OU fan otherwise the text would have said, “we’re gonna drop 8 TDs and if they do Horns Down we’re gonna run up the score even more to 50.”

aggy BIL talking shit about Sark getting a divorce.

"What would your reaction be if Elko was married to a black woman?"

Subject changed. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy BIL talking shit about Sark getting a divorce.

"What would your reaction be if Elko was married to a black woman?"

Subject changed. 

Matthew Broderick GIF

1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy BIL talking shit about Sark getting a divorce.

"What would your reaction be if Elko was married to a black woman?"

Subject changed. 

@Deej to BIL

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On 7/27/2024 at 10:02 AM, mr. sunshine said:

My 22 year marriage ended last week. Feels like being gut shot

Congrats my dude 

On 7/27/2024 at 4:31 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Definitely some hot pussy with low self esteem 

Just dont marry them like our offensive line coach 

50 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Just dont marry them like our offensive line coach 

As long as she and the monkey give him the energy to keep our TE's and ST's going strong, he may be on to something...

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Yeah, I know from May and already posted...

 

Steve Sarkisian holds a special place in my heart for the two biggest first games that I started following BYU as a teenager.

 

 

 

What sucks is that had we not lost this Week 3 game against Washington, Steve might have led us to our 2nd national championship?  Steve led what was arguably the greatest BYU team ever, so I would LOVE to see him win a national title as a coach at Texas.  

 

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2 hours ago, QuarterJew said:

Seriously, I've known Steve was a gamer for nearly 28 years now.

welcome quarter.... conditionally....   we've had issues with the brethren that have come around here

7 hours ago, QuarterJew said:

Meh, the brethren are harmless.

But some are annoying.

Don't be annoying and all will be kosher.

 

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

But some are annoying.

Don't be annoying and all will be kosher.

 

Well, it's all in how we choose to see things.  If one wants to be annoyed or offended, they can very easily be. 

13 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Well, it's all in how we choose to see things.  If one wants to be annoyed or offended, they can very easily be. 

But if you are annoying the majority, you're just annoying.

aggy BIL talking shit about Sark getting a divorce.
"What would your reaction be if Elko was married to a black woman?"
Subject changed. 

They’d refer to her as The Sheriff
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He can probably shut him up by reminding him of the marital history of the guy he follows (no CR).  

But some are annoying.
Don't be annoying and all will be kosher.
 

Well played.

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