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#1556

Yes - WMG. Once it’s shown on the public airwaves, there are people that’ll buy those items within 48 hours, to include Sark’s custom sunglasses! I know I’d buy those!

The proprietors are missing out - IMO.

Hook’em!!!

#1557

Since Sark hired him... 

Torre Becton Texas’ Director of Football Performance on Building a Winning Culture 

3rd & Longhorn        38 minutes ago

#1559

Maybe this Sark guy can develop talent for us?

Texas has had 9 players drafted, tying the 1984 Draft for its most through 5 rounds (Common Draft Era).

 

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#1564

Is Sark the one?

  • Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL
  • Can recruit
  • Great at roster management and upgrading talent
  • Develops talent
  • Hires credible coaching staff
  • Godlike QB coach
  • Good with alumni and donors
  • Runs a 21st century offense
  • Not old or fat as fuck
  • Improving as game-day coach
  • Wins games

The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...

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#1565
My heart is full of joy for all of these guys and their families! They all dreamt of playing in the NFL and those dreams became a reality this week! To all 11 of you, I’m so proud of you, the commitment & hard work never wavered! Remember, The Standard is The Standard, go…
Most #NFLDraft2024 selections by school:13 - Michigan11 - Texas10 - Washington, Florida State &Alabama8- Oregon, Georgia & Penn State 7 - Notre Dame & USC6 - Missouri, LSU & Clemson 5 - Utah & Auburn OnTexasFootball YouTube:https://t.co/AYn168Y76I

 

#1567
21 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Is Sark the one?

  • Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL
  • Can recruit
  • Great at roster management and upgrading talent
  • Develops talent
  • Hires credible coaching staff
  • Godlike QB coach
  • Good with alumni and donors
  • Runs a 21st century offense
  • Not old or fat as fuck
  • Improving as game-day coach
  • Wins games

The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...

Agree but he is getting husky... First stage of fat as fuck😁

#1568

247Sports updated preseason rankings. Georgia, Ohio State swap places.

Updated Preseason College Football Rankings Feature A New No. 1 Team (msn.com)

Crawford's top-ten was as follows:

  1. Ohio State Buckeyes
  2. Georgia Bulldogs
  3. Texas Longhorns
  4. Oregon Ducks
  5. Alabama Crimson Tide
  6. Ole Miss Rebels
  7. Michigan Wolverines
  8. Missouri Tigers
  9. Penn State Nittany Lions
  10. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
#1569

Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

#1570
12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

Ohio State's schedule is a joke. Three cupcakes in non-con and their B1G schedule is @ Oregon, @ Penn State and Michigan at home. Only three games all year where the line will be less than double digits. And I'm not so sure about Penn State. They never win any big games, anyway.

#1571
6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Ohio State's schedule is a joke. Three cupcakes in non-con and their B1G schedule is @ Oregon, @ Penn State and Michigan at home. Only three games all year where the line will be less than double digits. And I'm not so sure about Penn State. They never win any big games, anyway.

Penn State might as well be a cupcake since they haven't beaten Ohio State since the Truman administration. James Franklin sucks. All they have to do is get passed Oregon and Michigan and they're home free, but I'll bet the drop one or both. Day truly fucking fails at his job. 

#1572
14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Penn State might as well be a cupcake since they haven't beaten Ohio State since the Truman administration. James Franklin sucks. All they have to do is get passed Oregon and Michigan and they're home free, but I'll bet the drop one or both. Day truly fucking fails at his job. 

*past

#1573
Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 
Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.
#1574
2 hours ago, markstanco said:


I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.

Maybe WE beat the shit out of Michigan this year…..

#1575
3 hours ago, markstanco said:


I don’t know if “joke” is how I would describe them as a team, they spent a megatron of money on players this offseason. Day, possibly, I’ll say that. I bet they beat the shit out of Michigan this year though.

They spent all their money on skill positions and DBS, which is what he always does. He doesn't learn from his mistakes. They spent nothing to help with their D-line or o-line. It's fine, since I don't think he's beating Michigan with their defense and already knowing Day folds like a pussy flap on a Tijuana hooker. 

#1576
On 4/21/2024 at 1:46 PM, williemackgarza said:

Damn sarks jacket,hoodie and vest game always on point.
I wish that shit was available to the general public.

Ehh gif

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He’s coaching his ass off. Please adjust your script as necessary next year. Otherwise kick the shit out of errybody. 

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#1577

That’s my coach

Sark to the Touchdown Club of Houston luncheon crowd: Now we get to ask questions. But none from Kirk Bohls.I think he was joking. #HookEm

 

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#1578
1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

That’s my coach

Sark to the Touchdown Club of Houston luncheon crowd: Now we get to ask questions. But none from Kirk Bohls.I think he was joking. #HookEm

 

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#1579
11 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

That’s my coach

Sark to the Touchdown Club of Houston luncheon crowd: Now we get to ask questions. But none from Kirk Bohls.I think he was joking. #HookEm

 

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#1580

Please retire Bowels and Cedric... 🙄 

Sark to the Touchdown Club of Houston luncheon crowd: Now we get to ask questions. But none from Kirk Bohls.I think he was joking. #HookEm

Steve Sarkisian on Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers, joining the SEC and the state of Texas football

1 day ago

Edited by LTtxfan

#1583
Ew. Josh Pate sucks, but I will listen just to see Sark 
It was a good interview, Sark nailed it in spite of his mouth looking a little weird, as if he just came from the dentist.

Pate risks pissing off his rabid aggy fanbase with this one. I'm sure a little sunshine pumping will make it all better.
#1584
On 5/10/2024 at 6:50 AM, LTtxfan said:

Please retire Bowels and Cedric... 🙄 

Sark to the Touchdown Club of Houston luncheon crowd: Now we get to ask questions. But none from Kirk Bohls.I think he was joking. #HookEm

Steve Sarkisian on Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers, joining the SEC and the state of Texas football

1 day ago

17 seconds.

Then I was out.

#1588
On 4/29/2024 at 12:25 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Ohio State is a joke, and so is Ryan Day as a coach. Not so much as a white van driver and snatching up kids. He's a fraud who beats up on the sisters of the poor and the directional schools in that lame ass conference. 

Georgia should remain number 1. Until Ryan Day actually wins something besides his conference, he should remain number 2 or 3, with Texas now either 2 or remain at 3. 

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

#1590
1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

Yes, because the accomplishments of last year's team matters. 🙄

#1592
2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

That someone may be close at hand sooner than we think.

#1593
2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

Most of those negative comments are from nutless shitforbrains wonders.

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#1598
20 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, because the accomplishments of last year's team matters. 🙄

 

21 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…

Alabama beat them literally less than 12 months ago.

#1600
9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Everyone but Michigan lost last season, so Michigan it is. 

Don’t get me wrong, I think GA is probably the best team in the country going into this season. But “they’re #1 until someone knocks them off” based on previous record when their last game against a team with a pulse was an L is poor reasoning.

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