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#2051
Steve Sarkisian walked into the press conference eating a corn dog after @TexasFootball beat OU 🤣👏Earlier this week, Brent Venables said he'd try a corn dog if OU beat Texas 👀

 

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#2053
5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:
Steve Sarkisian walked into the press conference eating a corn dog after @TexasFootball beat OU 🤣👏Earlier this week, Brent Venables said he'd try a corn dog if OU beat Texas 👀

 

epic!

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#2056
Texas starts season 6-0 for first time since 2009🤘🏼🔶Texas' point differential (+221) through 6 games is its best since 1915 (+288)🔶Horns have allowed just 38 points through 6 games, its fewest since 1964 (30)🔶Texas' 259 points through 6 games, its most since 2005 (274)🤘🏼 https://t.co/r9MBmM84SR

 

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#2058

Arkansas has been in the SEC going on 34 years now. Aggy has been in for over a decade. Not once could you ever say either team was the best in the SEC, ever. Sark has waltzed in and immediately has Texas at top. Pay this motherfucker all the money. He needs to be the highest paid employee in the state. Sark has been worth every fucking penny.

#2059
56 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

At the end of the PC, coach held up the empty stick and said he ate the corn dog for y’all (the media). Fucking amazing. 

And he was grinning from ear to ear every time he took a bite.

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#2060
1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:
Steve Sarkisian walked into the press conference eating a corn dog after @TexasFootball beat OU 🤣👏Earlier this week, Brent Venables said he'd try a corn dog if OU beat Texas 👀

 

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

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#2064
On 10/10/2024 at 9:47 AM, Park Gothic said:

He's Californian, so I assume something like this:

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Maybe I’ve lived in California too long but I’d eat that in a second. Looks delicious.

#2065
25 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

And he was grinning from ear to ear every time he took a bite.

I love that we have a coach that will take clever digs at an opponent instead of complimenting them like Mack Brown, without looking like a jackass like tom herman.

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#2066

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6-0, average score of 43-6, and we truly have not turned it on yet, never mind all of the major injuries to crucial starters. Sark has built an elite program. this is who we are now (again). embrace it. 

#2067

Also the most points OU had given up All year, including high powered Tenn, was 25 points 

texas, on a “bad offensive day” put up 34 and it could have easily been more. 

#2068

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

#2069
13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

Funny how? Is Sarkisian a clown to you? He makes you laugh?

What “msu” game do you mean?

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#2071

I love Sark.

I absolutely love our coach

 

#2072
1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This topic feels right to post a quick check up of how our last national championship coach is doing in comparison. This was at kickoff. What a fucking upgrade.

 

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Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

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#2073
33 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I love Sark.

I absolutely love our coach

 

You can actually see and hear the disdain he has for Kurt Bowels.

That's my coach

#2074
24 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

fuck that, point and laugh.

 

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#2075

Show me a difference between this poster and Kurt. 

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

 

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I love Sark.

I absolutely love our coach

 

 

#2076
10 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Every. Last. Word

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#2077

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

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#2078
Just now, TOR said:

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

they flashed a stat about how Texas has had 8 turn overs in texas territory this season, and they have resulted in 0 points scored.

That is fucking amazing.

#2079
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Who gives a shit? This thread is about how good OUR coach is doing. Texas is destroying assholes like Venables.
 

Revel in that instead of wallowing in the past.

No one's wallowing.  Understand the past or be doomed to repeat it.

This isn't false choice time.

We can revel while acknowledging the suck of MB's approach and desire to never go there again.  It's not really even that hard.

#2080
10 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Or “winning is hard. “

Copyright. Tom Herman 2018

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#2081
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Or “winning is hard. “

Copyright. Tom Herman 2018

 

contrast:

  

AP's @RalphDRussoAP: "Was there ever a point where you thought this wouldn't be possible?"Sark: "Yeah. Hell yeah, I did. Jeez. I was out of work. Couldn't get an interview.... We don't have to stay where we are in life."Inspiring.#HookEm | @KVUE

 

This shit is legitimately inspiration. No self pity, just head down and go to work. I love our coach!

#2082

Cross posting from RRS thread….cant wait for UGA next week!

 

 

The fairgrounds are bubbling with burnt orange as fans in crimson head for the exits, and the Golden Hat is heading back where it belongs 🤠🤘Please enjoy this special message from Coach Sark thanking Longhorn Foundation donors for your continued support!#HookEm

 

#2087
11 hours ago, Derka said:

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6-0, average score of 43-6, and we truly have not turned it on yet, never mind all of the major injuries to crucial starters. Sark has built an elite program. this is who we are now (again). embrace it. 

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

#2088
1 minute ago, troph said:

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

In which the offense threw three passes after getting to 31 early in the second half and had a garbage time TD versus guys getting experience reps. 

#2089
11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Funny how we passed it on first down 5 of the first 6 drives of the game and didnt produce shit

 

then we started running on first down and the whole game blew open. Same shit happened in the msu game

 

 

so you mean we set up the run with the pass?

#2092
1 hour ago, troph said:

closest game was 31-12 so far. dominant.

We’ve given up one first half touchdown all year. A second qtr td to UTSA when we were already up 21 pts. 

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#2093
Last 20 games for Steve Sarkisian 18-2 overall10-1 in conference play 6-0 on the road 6-2 against ranked opponents30+ points scored in 18 games10 or fewer points allowed in 9 games

 

#2094
57 minutes ago, po elvis said:

so you mean we set up the run with the pass?

When they say we are playing a good defense,  they mean it's going to take Sark a little time to get the lid off the jelly jar. Not too long though. 

#2096
15 hours ago, troph said:

So much different than “what an amazing atmosphere just want the kids to have fun and whether the storm that scares you to death” Mack brown. Fuck ou and here’s to winning 10 straight on these mother fuckers.

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

#2097
9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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they have an astonishingly great relationship considering they're divorced, honestly. I'm happy for Sark if they both came out better for it. It seems healthy.

1 minute ago, nbmishoid said:

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

Mack is probably a loss away from getting fired haha

#2098
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

We’ve given up one first half touchdown all year. A second qtr td to UTSA when we were already up 21 pts. 

we have only trailed all season long for 3 minutes.

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#2099
14 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Girl, you put that knife in deeply, and twisting.  What is fat Mack up to?  Who cares?

It’s well known I’m a mean girl. 

#2100

What I love about the guy is he will have the opp defense dialed in about 2-3 series. So even if their D has a good game plan, this mofo will adapt quickly, and he has the personnel to do it. (Contrast with game against TCU in 2022 where QB and o-line limited him.) 

 

Such a contrast with Mack, Herman and their OCs (Strong didn’t even have game plans)…dude is out there like a savant just diagnosing the other D in about 10-12 plays. 

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