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#2101
2 hours ago, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

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this is legitimately insane. Has any other blueblood held scoreboard over the other 7 before?

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#2105
30 minutes ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

What I love about the guy is he will have the opp defense dialed in about 2-3 series. So even if their D has a good game plan, this mofo will adapt quickly, and he has the personnel to do it. (Contrast with game against TCU in 2022 where QB and o-line limited him.) 

 

Such a contrast with Mack, Herman and their OCs (Strong didn’t even have game plans)…dude is out there like a savant just diagnosing the other D in about 10-12 plays. 

I think the fact that this team can run and short pass to a convincing win is huge. 

#2107
44 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

this is legitimately insane. Has any other blueblood held scoreboard over the other 7 before?

Alabama last year, before we beat them obviously.

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#2108
Texas currently ranks #1 in total defense#1 in scoring defense#7 in total offense#7 in scoring offense#HookEm

 

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#2109
2 minutes ago, Derka said:
Texas currently ranks #1 in total defense#1 in scoring defense#7 in total offense#7 in scoring offense#HookEm

 

The offense needs to step up their game.

#2110
22 minutes ago, Derka said:
Texas currently ranks #1 in total defense#1 in scoring defense#7 in total offense#7 in scoring offense#HookEm

 

'1+1+7+7= 16, which is where Texas should be ranked' - Graham.

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#2112

This may be a somewhat weird way of looking at how good of a job Sark has done, but we have gone 26-7 since the start of 2022 season.  All 7 losses were by 7 pts or less.

 

The days of Charlie Strong and 11 double digit losses in 3 years is long gone.

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#2113
Sark asked about OU's Billy Bowman saying Texas 'didn't earn' what they got vs. Sooners: "Not my problem. We won. Next game."

 

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#2114
Sark just compared Matthew Golden's first throw Saturday to 50 Cent's first pitch. Said they included it in the film session.That's hilarious. #HookEm

 

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#2115
3 hours ago, Yesh said:

This may be a somewhat weird way of looking at how good of a job Sark has done, but we have gone 26-7 since the start of 2022 season.  All 7 losses were by 7 pts or less.

 

The days of Charlie Strong and 11 double digit losses in 3 years is long gone.

You mean no more bowl games were Texas generates 59 yds of total offense?

#2117
20 hours ago, TOR said:

'1+1+7+7= 16, which is where Texas should be ranked' - Graham.

Yeah, but Texas hasn't played anybody. Literally none of Texas' opponents have a top 1 win.

#2118
Just now, TotallyLegit said:

Yeah, but Texas hasn't played anybody. Literally none of Texas' opponents have a top 1 win.

Can we add Vandy to the new Murderer's Row t-shirt?

#2120
On 10/13/2024 at 11:51 AM, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

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small nit - alabama score was 34-24, not 34-14.

#2121
On 10/13/2024 at 9:05 AM, TOR said:

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

that was the make your own luck ball bounces your way play that let's you know it's going to be your day

#2122
2 minutes ago, sidis said:

small nit - alabama score was 34-24, not 34-14.

Surly has standards, after all.

#2124
On 10/13/2024 at 11:51 AM, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

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You could add the 2019 Sugar Bowl to that list if Georgia counts as a new “blue blood”.

#2125
On 10/13/2024 at 8:05 AM, TOR said:

The fumble recovery by Bolden in the EZ is a good example of the culture change in the program.  That was all hustle and being 'in the game' and not players half-assing in previous regimes.  Sark has built a monster that plays every second of the game.

Exactly. Just like JWhitt and Xavier last year vs TCU. So awesome.

On 10/13/2024 at 11:31 AM, mdmost said:
Last 20 games for Steve Sarkisian 18-2 overall10-1 in conference play 6-0 on the road 6-2 against ranked opponents30+ points scored in 18 games10 or fewer points allowed in 9 games

 

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#2126
On 10/13/2024 at 11:51 AM, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

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Hahahahaha, Nebraska

#2127
19 hours ago, Derka said:
Sark asked about OU's Billy Bowman saying Texas 'didn't earn' what they got vs. Sooners: "Not my problem. We won. Next game."

 

That's a "Ok cool, Hook 'em!" moment if I ever saw one.

#2129
On 10/13/2024 at 4:39 AM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This topic feels right to post a quick check up of how our last national championship coach is doing in comparison. This was at kickoff. What a fucking upgrade.

 

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It's no wonder they are struggling if their band is their kickoff team.  

#2130
When Coach Steve Sarkisian divorced his wife right before the season started, I knew he was serious about winning a natty. SARK SAID NOOOOO DISTRACTIONS!!!PRAY FOR MY DAWGS😮‍💨*BECK TAKE NOTES😂

 

 

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#2132
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Fuck the baiting hack who asked that question.  You can ask anything about the team or the games and that's what you ask?

She asked a few of the players the same thing.  Her and Bohls both asking leading questions to the players is bullshit.   

Her question was about the "didn't earn the win" thing.   They all answered it fine.

Bohls kept asking "is Texas the new Georgia"   and luckily all the players kept saying "we are just trying to be the best Texas."     He was trying to get some 19 year old to say "yes now we are the best, Georgia is yesterday's news"   just so he could write it as click bait/ bulletin board material .   Fuck that guy 1000 times.  He should be ignored at all press confernces from now - freeze him out.   Whats he gonna do? Not vote our QB for the Heisman.

 

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#2136
On 10/14/2024 at 5:25 PM, Derka said:
Sark just compared Matthew Golden's first throw Saturday to 50 Cent's first pitch. Said they included it in the film session.That's hilarious. #HookEm

 

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Wadlington said on the podcast that during Sundays film review, Sark threw that Golden play in every 10-12 plays or so randomly and players were rolling on the floor by the end

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Fearless 🤘Texas vs. OU: The Mini-Movie 🎬

 

#2140
24 minutes ago, Derka said:
Fearless 🤘Texas vs. OU: The Mini-Movie 🎬

 

In Love Crying GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

#2141
On 10/4/2024 at 9:48 PM, Zeus said:

Remember when some of you wanted Sonny Dykes???

I remember saying he'll regress to the mean after thet got blown out, and people were arguing with me saying he's got them rolling. 

On 10/12/2024 at 10:02 PM, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Arkansas has been in the SEC going on 34 years now. Aggy has been in for over a decade. Not once could you ever say either team was the best in the SEC, ever. Sark has waltzed in and immediately has Texas at top. Pay this motherfucker all the money. He needs to be the highest paid employee in the state. Sark has been worth every fucking penny.

Sark has coached in the SEC. It'a like morons forget that. 

On 10/12/2024 at 11:36 PM, Derka said:

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6-0, average score of 43-6, and we truly have not turned it on yet, never mind all of the major injuries to crucial starters. Sark has built an elite program. this is who we are now (again). embrace it. 

They said "This is who we are now. This is what we are "

 

I love this quote from an Alabama player 

"these assholes signed up for 60 minutes of an ass whipping. Let's give it to them."

#2144
On 10/13/2024 at 9:51 AM, PTINS said:

Texas has scoreboard on all of the Blue Bloods of College Football.

The average score is 33-18 Texas.

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now do Vanderbilt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Coach Sark has been named to the Bear Bryant Coach of the Year Award watch list 🤘@CoachSark x @bryantawards

 

#2148
On 10/14/2024 at 7:56 PM, Armybrat said:

You could add the 2019 Sugar Bowl to that list if Georgia counts as a new “blue blood”.

They count more then Nebraska. 

#2150

Anyway.

On topic:

Kinda feeling pretty good about the hire so far. Don't wanna be overly exuberant or nothin'. Seems decent. Better than the last two guys, for sure.

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