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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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9 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We gotta get more white guys 

New Surly motto?

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

  • closetojumping
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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

  • closetojumping
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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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cfs eggs Benedict 

50% chance dead by lunchtime.

Owens makes that cheesy mustache work. Respect!

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

That’s @closetojumping.

That’s an under the radar recruit they’re trying to keep a wrap on - Jagger McJaggerson. Dude has been lighting west Texas 6 Man football up like a Christmas tree. 

Also, it could be the love child of Case McCoy and Jordan Shipley’s mother.  He looks like a less grim version of Herpa. 

25 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Brandon Holland on Rivals (has been pretty accurate with Texas picks in the past) put in Texas picks for Simmons, Gipson, Rubell, Zina, and Cruz.

 

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35 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Gerry just said something like, “This is what you’ve all been waiting for.

Hi.” 
 

His code for something big has happened.

Also reiterated Simmons will play in the SEC, and Miami isn’t in the SEC, so…

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Lord, I want Simmons to sign with Texas.  But ive been hurt too many times to believe. 

30 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Parker Livingston, I presume?

Just letting you know highbrow humor is appreciated here as well. Not as much as big tits and dick jokes, but appreciated nonetheless.

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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

50% chance dead by lunchtime.

Owens makes that cheesy mustache work. Respect!

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2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Just letting you know highbrow humor is appreciated here as well. Not as much as big tits and dick jokes, but appreciated nonetheless.

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So this is what passes for “highbrow humor” on Surly.
 

Sad…. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s an under the radar recruit they’re trying to keep a wrap on - Jagger McJaggerson. Dude has been lighting west Texas 6 Man football up like a Christmas tree. 

Also, it could be the love child of Case McCoy and Jordan Shipley’s mother.  He looks like a less grim version of Herpa. 

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15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

New Surly motto?

aggy would sue

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, it could be the love child of Case McCoy and Jordan Shipley’s mother.  He looks like a less grim version of Herpa. 

I did not want to say but when I first saw his picture today I thought, that guy no longer needs to bring a camera he can just use his phone.

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

So this is what passes for “highbrow humor” on Surly.
 

Sad…. 

I watched a poster named “Kenny Powders” get crowd sourced this morning, but not before he posted a pic of a woman? with inflatable tits and lips to match. So a Dr. Livingstone joke is kinda sophisticated in comparison.

5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

 

think Loreal picked the pants and shoes out for him

Leather pants in June sounds excruciating. 

25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IT Live schedule for 3 pm

Pushed back to 8pm. Good news coming?

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Brandon Holland on Rivals (has been pretty accurate with Texas picks in the past) put in Texas picks for Simmons, Gipson, Rubell, Zina, and Cruz.

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Just now, poconolonghorn said:

Pushed back to 8pm. Good news coming?

Cancel that, it says it starts in 6 minutes.

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I’ve watched college football a long time, and every single national title game has a touchdown caught by a dude that looks exactly like this.

Dude has a couple of traits.  He knows a G chord, is a “possession” receiver and wears a hat. Was his dad roommates with Cooper Manning in College?

Gerry is saying Monday or Tuesday for Cruz’s commitment announcement 

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24 minutes ago, poconolonghorn said:

Cancel that, it says it starts in 6 minutes.

You were half right, they're doing this shorter one and will be doing a longer one tonight.

 

 

sounds like they are expecting a committment between now and this evening. 

 

"I threw the "hi" out on the thread, I wasn't joking guys. Be patient" - Gerry

"hahha ifykyk" - bobby

 

 

Bobby seemed excessively happy during this short live.
 

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Dominick McKinley and family sighting 

 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry said his mom and brother told him to put the hat on and were ecstatic about the visit. His little brother is a 2026 recruit who already has p5 offers as well. 


hoping the “There’s always a mom” statement works in our favor for once 

32 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

So this is what passes for “highbrow humor” on Surly.
 

Sad…. 

I prefer to think that we're so lowbrow, we're highbrow

Gerry said he was serious about his Hi post from earlier and to be patient

 

Horns 247 / Daniel Calhoun interview.  

Some terms - evidently his priorities - jumped out at me. 

Underlining and color-coding them was, with me, the work of a moment.

That's just how I roll.

 

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Every year the recruiting board works itself into a frenzy at some point during the summer, thinking that Texas is going to get errybody. I think it’s reached that point. NTTAWWT

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every year the recruiting board works itself into a frenzy at some point during the summer, thinking that Texas is going to get errybody. I think it’s reached that point. 

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15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gerry said his mom and brother told him to put the hat on and were ecstatic about the visit. His little brother is a 2026 recruit who already has p5 offers as well. 

Brother's profile: https://www.on3.com/db/darryus-mckinley-176722/recruiting/

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Every year the recruiting board works itself into a frenzy at some point during the summer, thinking that Texas is going to get errybody. I think it’s reached that point. 

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4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every year the recruiting board works itself into a frenzy at some point during the summer, thinking that Texas is going to get errybody. I think it’s reached that point. 

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12 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I prefer to think that we're so lowbrow, we're highbrow

A highbrow is a lowbrow turned upside down. Or something. 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Suchomel forecasted Saina and Kibble to Texas.

Texas is going to wipe out the top of aggy's OL board. Gerry mentioned that Kibble moved up his timetable. He is the likely OL FOMO recruit this year. He was previously going to take a fall visit, but his family called Texas this week to come for a visit this weekend.

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10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Welp. I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s Nate Kibble. 

Last time I remember you saying this was for Sark. So I’m going to assume it’s the commit that’s going today. 
 

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm guessing it would be Saina, Kibble, Crus for interior and Baker/Calhoun for tackles?

Eugene Brooks??

 

According to some guy on 247, Suchomel on OB said that today's commit would be courtesy of Coach Flood.

 

 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

According to some guy on 247, Suchomel on OB said that today's commit would be courtesy of Coach Flood.

 

 

Yeah, well, according to a source on Surlyhorns, it's Nate Kibble. Fuck OB.

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas is going to wipe out the top of aggy's OL board. Gerry mentioned that Kibble moved up his timetable. He is the likely OL FOMO recruit this year. He was previously going to take a fall visit, but his family called Texas this week to come for a visit this weekend.

Just to add on to this, they've been pretty confident in the OT from Beaumont, Weston Davis, and he just got Fong'd to LSU.

I have no idea what the aggy OL board looks like, but they have been confident at some point in them landing Davis and Kibble.

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