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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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19 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

If Mack signs with Texas, it will break LSU.

Fuck LSU….too.

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

A pretty common take on the LSU boards that's pretty funny is how we aren't developing players.  Sure, they'd be right with Chuck and Tom still here, but this staff showed last year that they can develop.  Sanders, Banks, Jones, Barron, Ford, DL guys just to name a few.

These are all tropes from ten plus years ago that people who aren't paying attention still spout as gospel. The meddling alumni, non development, underachiever, and inflated recruiting classes are shit I have seen on LSU, Florida, etc boards and even aggy knows better at this point. They will find out soon enough.

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6 hours ago, EyeSlapMidgets said:


I must have read it wrong. Got something completely wrong on my first post… I’m gonna fit in just fine

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Good lord. If they land Mack this quickly, wow. Win this season and they’re going to have a top 1-3 class with this kind of shit happening. 

Texas Recruiting 2024 - Now We Have a Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho. 

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27 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

FSU guy for 247.

Also, the creator of Doc McStuffins according to Google. Very eclectic resume.

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Thank you.  75% of developing nfl players is recruiting nfl players.

…..and that’s exactly why 5* players make you a much better coach…..right, Nick?

I could have sworn multiple sites had Jayden Jackson also announcing today but I can't find anything official saying such. Maybe it was just a rumor that got shot down over last few days. 

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Sure thing, Mensa! 

I’d rather be Tom Herman than Mike Roach lol 

 

also Washington commits at like 7pm and it will be 

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Texas- made you click

 

I could have sworn multiple sites had Jayden Jackson also announcing today but I can't find anything official saying such. Maybe it was just a rumor that got shot down over last few days. 

On3 vid from today saying Jackson will announce later in July before reporting to IMG.
30 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’d rather be Tom Herman than Mike Roach lol 

 

also Washington commits at like 7pm and it will be 

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Washington commits at 7:30pm

35 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’d rather be Tom Herman than Mike Roach lol 

 

also Washington commits at like 7pm and it will be 

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Real Geoff, Bitches 

38 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’d rather be Tom Herman than Mike Roach lol 

 

 

  Say what ???

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

  Say what ???

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He looks like Matt Walsh and Rosie O’Donnell’s love child.  

My fave is the swamp rat saying "they haven't proven they can play at a high level"
They've already forgotten we were one dropped TD pass away from beating the best tigah team ever, and guess they didn't watch last year's Bama game either.
37 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

He looks like Matt Walsh and Rosie O’Donnell’s love child.  

Hate child. They would make hate to one another. 

34 minutes ago, ousux said:

My fave is the swamp rat saying "they haven't proven they can play at a high level"
They've already forgotten we were one dropped TD pass away from beating the best tigah team ever, and guess they didn't watch last year's Bama game either.

A game they had to keep faking injuries in order to compete with us, and had to go for it on fourth and long in order to stay ahead of us.

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hate child. They would make hate to one another. 

Hate sex is the only kind Rosie has ever known.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

So Mack is literally signing bread now.

57 minutes ago, ousux said:

My fave is the swamp rat saying "they haven't proven they can play at a high level"
They've already forgotten we were one dropped TD pass away from beating the best tigah team ever, and guess they didn't watch last year's Bama game either.

Somebody (not me, I am getting on a plane as I finish this, and I’m too lazy even if I wasn’t) should post (or re-post if it’s been done and I missed it) our overall record against our new yahoo mates from the SEC. Also, uh…it’s ok if you leave Vanderbilt off the list

1 hour ago, ousux said:

My fave is the swamp rat saying "they haven't proven they can play at a high level"
They've already forgotten we were one dropped TD pass away from beating the best tigah team ever, and guess they didn't watch last year's Bama game either.

The week after the game I went to Whitfield's and asked Kasey Studdard about the game. 

I was expecting him to say great game for the program.

Nope.

First thing he said, paraphrasing of course, "We should have scored a touchdown. Can't come away with nothing when given two fourth down tries."

Then said TH was an idiot. 

Or maybe that was the first thing he said.

25 minutes ago, txhorns said:

So Mack is literally signing bread now.

 

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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Bussy celebrating the Coleman commit on teitter

I’m 100% fine with aggy allocating their bags towards WR… Even with Petrino’s influence, Jimbo will continue to squander their talent. And the secondary will probably be a team strength for the Longhorns in ‘24 with guys like Muhammad, Black, Williams, Brooks, Johnson-Rubell, Mack, etc.
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I think I remember his part in the Chernobyl mini series
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42 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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Love this quote from Washington.
 
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Talking about yourself in 3rd person is the first step to greatness
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Washington's lil bro ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

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Wasn’t he talking about Jeff banks as a coach
Nope, not unless Banks has eligibility left. He uses the word "I" at one point. People who talk about themselves in 3rd person can go one of two ways..flameout or greatness. I expect the latter with Mr. Washington[emoji869]
10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Win this season

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34 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Washington's lil bro ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

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1 hour ago, ousux said:
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Love this quote from Washington.
 
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Talking about yourself in 3rd person is the first step to greatness

It was Dbeasy’s third step to greatness. 

Talking about yourself in 3rd person is the first step to greatness

MirrOLure apparently does not understand what talking about oneself in the third person actually means.

Why is every gotdamn RPM/Crystal Ball pick a confidence level 6? Like these assholes feel a 5 or less is basically a wash, and anything above a 6 betrays too much knowledge and they don't want to spoil a commitment? So it's 6's all the way down? Freaking worthless. That'll be $9.95.

17 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Why is every gotdamn RPM/Crystal Ball pick a confidence level 6? Like these assholes feel a 5 or less is basically a wash, and anything above a 6 betrays too much knowledge and they don't want to spoil a commitment? So it's 6's all the way down? Freaking worthless. That'll be $9.95.

It feels like a placeholder. They think the recruit will pick their crystal ball projection, but things are fluid. Crootin’. Real 9.95 greaseball shit. 
 

Fong’s picks get so much attention I think he uses the 6 so his pick won’t influence the actions of the recruits or the schools while maintaining his I told you so repetition. If Fong flipped his Simmons pick to Texas with a 9 confidence, Simmons and his camp would be pissed and LSU and aggy would flip the f*** out. 

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went to follow Jordan on twitter after the commitment and saw his pics from the OV.

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Dude can palm a helmet. Do want.

36 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Why is every gotdamn RPM/Crystal Ball pick a confidence level 6? Like these assholes feel a 5 or less is basically a wash, and anything above a 6 betrays too much knowledge and they don't want to spoil a commitment? So it's 6's all the way down? Freaking worthless. That'll be $9.95.

Because they don't want to take shine away from the kids unless it's extremely obvious or the kid is a major asshole (Hudson)

30 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

went to follow Jordan on twitter after the commitment and saw his pics from the OV.

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Dude can palm a helmet. Do want.

While it is likely he has large hands; have you ever worn a pair of brand new football skill gloves? They're sticky as hell and makes that feat a lot easier. 

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hate child. They would make hate to one another. 

That’s correct. Someone is raping someone in that scenario, and I’m not certain who’s pitching and who’s catching. 

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

While it is likely he has large hands; have you ever worn a pair of brand new football skill gloves? They're sticky as hell and makes that feat a lot easier. 

Fair enough. Been about 15 years since I've been around football gloves.

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