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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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50 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

LSU mod Bill Embody is saying that LSU is surging big time after getting more organized NIL wise.  He says there's a reason Colin is thinking about committing sooner, and part of that has to do with LSU hitting the right points recently.  

That Children’s Hospital will just have to wait a few more years. 

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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He doesn’t know shit about fuck? Floating casino? Is Simmons committing to University of the Ozarks? 

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Sadly just a hat on the table for this one. Likely Georgia bound, but with a great season, a flip is possible.

 

Did this guy even visit?

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The Embody stuff is awesome. Somewhere, right now, @TheContractor is confidently looking into a mirror, nodding affirmatively, and telling himself that, by golly, he's good enough.

In reality, Simmons was hyping the shit out of Texas in the early spring when it was obvious he was leaning LSU. Texas mods, the ones worth a shit, were clued in to that. Shit changed this summer. Looks like Simmons is doing the same thing in the other direction and Embody isn't grasping that. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Did this guy even visit?

I think a while back, but both of the Oak Ridge guys had their hearts set out of state long ago.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think a while back, but both of the Oak Ridge guys had their hearts set out of state long ago.

I hated that Elvira song, do not want.

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I had to replace 2 windshields because of that states roads.

That fucking state is a third world country.

13 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I hated that Elvira song, do not want.

Fuck, now it's in my head. Asshole

Stealing from the highway fund again!

Louisiana has a highway fund?
44 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

That Children’s Hospital will just have to wait a few more years. 

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10 minutes ago, BERT said:

Fuck, now it's in my head. Asshole

Giddy up!

 

12 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Giddy up!

 

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Oh shit, son!  Getting Surly ready for Colin Simmons commitment day.

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ears ain't budging

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Ladies and assholes, we have ourselves a source off. 

31 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Ears ain't budging

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Who is ears source on this?

48 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

ooom boppa mow mow.....

Yall mother fuckers need to stop. 

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who is ears source on this?

Supposedly someone on the Clemson side.

I always wondered if Chris Gilbert was someone who fed 9.95ers some info from the Texas side when he was here, and with him being at Lancaster not too long ago it makes me wonder about the Gipson recruitment in particular.

It is funny that Roach continues to post updates on the Clemson site about Gipson but nothing on the Texas site, even with him admitting Texas is making a push.

 

Hank South (Horns 247) posted an article on D'Antre Robinson and his upcoming decision.

I'll spare all of you the bs - you're welcome! - here's the net:

"But talking to several sources early this week, many still believe Texas wins out come announcement time on Thursday."

 

 

In some indirectly good news for us, Tennessee has a lot of confidence that 5-star WR Mike Matthews is going to commit to them at 7 pm EST tonight. That should push Ryan Wingo our way some degree. 

9 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Agree.. Banks is a unicorn. You cant replace him

In 2 years we will just slide 30 year old Christian Jones back over 

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6 hours ago, westexhorn said:

LSU mod Bill Embody is saying that LSU is surging big time after getting more organized NIL wise.  He says there's a reason Colin is thinking about committing sooner, and part of that has to do with LSU hitting the right points recently.  

What was left unsaid is that the NIL payments would be in the form of racoon and nutria pelts. 

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What was left unsaid is that the NIL payments would be in the form of racoon and nutria pelts. 

Yes this is true.

My nephew is being recruited by LSU and he’s being offered an NIL deal with a free 1978 Pinto for all 4 years, unlimited Gumbo at Ralph and Kacoo’s, 24 Nutria pelts, 4 Raccoon fur hats, a free 18 foot airboat, an accordion with free Zydeco lessons, and a miniature pet alligator.
6 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Yes this is true.

My nephew is being recruited by LSU and he’s being offered an NIL deal with a free 1978 Pinto for all 4 years, unlimited Gumbo at Ralph and Kacoo’s, 24 Nutria pelts, 4 Raccoon fur hats, a free 18 foot airboat, an accordion with free Zydeco lessons, and a miniature pet alligator.

No cracklin's?

In regards to Robinson and Gipson (21:10):

A positive slip by Bobby, or much ado about nothing?

 

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6 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Giddy up!

 

 

Seriously? Is this what people in 1981 were listening to?

 

Spiderman Cancer meme

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Seriously? Is this what people in 1981 were listening to?

 

Spiderman Cancer meme

I listened to that song last week.

8 hours ago, westexhorn said:

LSU mod Bill Embody is saying that LSU is surging big time after getting more organized NIL wise.  He says there's a reason Colin is thinking about committing sooner, and part of that has to do with LSU hitting the right points recently.  

All the lsu posters that dislike that Texas is using nil effectively to boost recruiting must be furious at this update. 

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:


Yes this is true.

My nephew is being recruited by LSU and he’s being offered an NIL deal with a free 1978 Pinto for all 4 years, unlimited Gumbo at Ralph and Kacoo’s, 24 Nutria pelts, 4 Raccoon fur hats, a free 18 foot airboat, an accordion with free Zydeco lessons, and a miniature pet alligator.

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27 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

I listened to that song last week.

Saw these guys live in Fredericksburg last September.  Still bringing it in their 80s.

2 hours ago, Handcruser said:


Yes this is true.

My nephew is being recruited by LSU and he’s being offered an NIL deal with a free 1978 Pinto for all 4 years, unlimited Gumbo at Ralph and Kacoo’s, 24 Nutria pelts, 4 Raccoon fur hats, a free 18 foot airboat, an accordion with free Zydeco lessons, and a miniature pet alligator.

He want to sell that Pinto? 

14 minutes ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Saw these guys live in Fredericksburg last September.  Still bringing it in their 80s.

 

45 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

I listened to that song last week.

 

Has anyone (but Lurch) ever had a voice so low? He must flop his balls over the toilet seat.

45 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

He want to sell that Pinto? 

 

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8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Embody stuff is awesome. Somewhere, right now, @TheContractor is confidently looking into a mirror, nodding affirmatively, and telling himself that, by golly, he's good enough.

In reality, Simmons was hyping the shit out of Texas in the early spring when it was obvious he was leaning LSU. Texas mods, the ones worth a shit, were clued in to that. Shit changed this summer. Looks like Simmons is doing the same thing in the other direction and Embody isn't grasping that. 

 

glad you are still able to look into the mirror at yourself but for the love of whoever, please stop touching yourself 

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Seriously? Is this what people in 1981 were listening to?

 

Spiderman Cancer meme

Just wait til you get to 1990s music and realize that people were listening to Toby Keith on purpose. 

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Just wait til you get to 1990s music and realize that people were listening to Toby Keith on purpose. 

We all should have been cowboys.

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6 shots was enough for them, and they turned their guns in when they went into town unless they were the bad guys or the law. 
 

so how many red necks actually profile to cowboys of the era in which they fantasize?

Sounds like you need to relax. Here’s a red solo cup. Let’s have a party.

Oops, got lost on what thread this actually was.  Thought it was the aldean thread. Feel like maybe I should delete that. 

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oops, got lost on what thread this actually was.  Thought it was the aldean thread. Feel like maybe I should delete that. 

Maybe just avoid that room altogether? Just a suggestion.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’re not my supervisor 

Which is why it was just a suggestion, not a tasking. We can only offer advice for a better life. Most of the time people do not listen. How do you like me now?

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