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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

  • closetojumping
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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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So this seems trending LSU but he was heavy LSU before he caught them not being truthful about something right?  So now all is forgiven?  Any idea what they were lying about?

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15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

 So now all is forgiven?  Any idea what they were lying about?


That they are an institute of higher learning.

28 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So this seems trending LSU but he was heavy LSU before he caught them not being truthful about something right?  So now all is forgiven?  Any idea what they were lying about?

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This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

Yep. All of our players should transfer.

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Imminent bad news? It's the 6th Street batsignal!

8 hours ago, Sejjr said:

If we lose Simmons to LSU, I am blaming it all on Olivia Dunne.

They’ve offered him Prima Nocte with her, haven’t they?

32 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

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36 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

It’s like you can only get off by jerking it hsing Satya’s tears as a lube. 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Imminent bad news? It's the 6th Street batsignal!

Take solace in that fact that while irritating, his football takes are usually wrong. 

52 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

I’d listen to you except you aren’t aware of basic facts regarding our coach so the rest seems suspect.

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35 minutes ago, Babytime said:

I’d listen to you except you aren’t aware of basic facts regarding our coach so the rest seems suspect.

I think I found your first mistake.

16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Bijan's Boudin? 

We all know it would have dominated the Louisiana Boudin industry!

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

My guys lean Texas. They aren’t homers. Should be interesting. I’ve said LSU from the jump. Texas isn’t being naive or cheap on NIL. 

Hey, I'd love more than anything for my info to be incorrect.

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Lol their highest paid athletes are two chicks that are basically onlyfans girls without the onlyfans.
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s like you can only get off by jerking it hsing Satya’s tears as a lube. 

Take solace in that fact that while irritating, his football takes are usually wrong. 

I still remember when his solution for fixing the offense was starting a freshman Casey Thompson over Sam Ehlinger. 

What happened with LSU getting caught in a lie with Simmons? Or can we not talk about that until he’s already enrolled somewhere. 

11 hours ago, Sejjr said:

If we lose Simmons to LSU, I am blaming it all on Olivia Dunne.

I wish she would just show us her tits already

31 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

What happened with LSU getting caught in a lie with Simmons? Or can we not talk about that until he’s already enrolled somewhere. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Imminent bad news? It's the 6th Street batsignal!

Sixth Street shows up to the recruiting thread

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18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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This guy is the E. A. Poe of the boot state.

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15 hours ago, Sejjr said:

And for your second post, why don't you share what you heard that convinced you?

To be clear it’s not just what I heard it’s also about credibility. It was credible enough for me to feel like guys I respect like Gerry H who have sources inside the program are wrong on this one. That’s about all I can say at this point.

19 minutes ago, DZX158 said:

To be clear it’s not just what I heard it’s also about credibility. It was credible enough for me to feel like guys I respect like Gerry H who have sources inside the program are wrong on this one. That’s about all I can say at this point.

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13 hours ago, Sejjr said:

If we lose Simmons to LSU, I am blaming it all on Olivia Dunne.

fuck that ho. and i volunteer to be the one who does it. Im willing to take one for the team.

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5 hours ago, 6th Street said:

This was an easy sell for Brian Kelly as he has put together 6 straight 10 win seasons, a feat Sark has yet to  accomplish in like 12 years as HC. Best chance for success and CFP is at LSU under Kelly, rather than Texas under Sark. 

Brian Kelly went 4-8 in year 7 at Notre Dame, losing to Navy, Duke, a 3-9 Michigan State team and Charlie Fucking Strong. He did manage to ride Notre Dame's bullshit outsized national reputation to two playoff games, where he was outscored by a combined 61-17 and his teams didn't look like they were even playing the same sport as their opponents. He's not exactly Nick Saban here, but he did manage to kill a kid, so there's that. 

How come when the LSU side talks about this they never mention Brian Kelly , it's always some dude that doesn't even coach his position and he doesn't even know who his DL coach would be

Brian Kelly went 4-8 in year 7 at Notre Dame, losing to Navy, Duke, a 3-9 Michigan State team and Charlie Fucking Strong. He did manage to ride Notre Dame's bullshit outsized national reputation to two playoff games, where he was outscored by a combined 61-17 and his teams didn't look like they were even playing the same sport as their opponents. He's not exactly Nick Saban here, but he did manage to kill a kid, so there's that. 

He also catfish’d the hell out of one of his players.
13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How come when the LSU side talks about this they never mention Brian Kelly , it's always some dude that doesn't even coach his position and he doesn't even know who his DL coach would be

it does seem strange that someone would commit to a school that doesnt even have a position coach for you...I get the old adage of committing to a school not a coach, but that just plays into the fact that coaches can move around. But not even having a coach.....seems less than ideal.

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

but he did manage to kill a kid, so there's that. 

 

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20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How come when the LSU side talks about this they never mention Brian Kelly , it's always some dude that doesn't even coach his position and he doesn't even know who his DL coach would be

Because that some dude is where they are getting their information from. Also something I've noted is they mainly talk about their DL coach situation in regards to McKinley but don't consider it a factor for Simmons.

it does seem strange that someone would commit to a school that doesnt even have a position coach for you...I get the old adage of committing to a school not a coach, but that just plays into the fact that coaches can move around. But not even having a coach.....seems less than ideal.
I remember not long ago aggy hauled in several high 4 and 5* defensive players with no D coordinator.
23 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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The Tigah's got a two bag head start on Bevo, which is more than he needs. Tigah's got friends in every town and village from here to Shreveport, he speaks a dozen coonass dialects, including guttural Orgeron, knows every NIL custom, he'll blend in, swish his tail and shower recruits with thots. With any luck, he's got the commitment already.

30 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

The Tigah's got a two bag head start on Bevo, which is more than he needs. Tigah's got friends in every town and village from here to Shreveport, he speaks a dozen coonass dialects, including guttural Orgeron, knows every NIL custom, he'll blend in, swish his tail and shower recruits with thots. With any luck, he's got the commitment already.

 

 

 

And then we'll do this to Tigah ... 

 

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17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Some hedging from their side can’t be a bad thing. 

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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LSU working every angle they can:

LSU: Olivia, can you please take pics with a football recruit?
Olivia: Another one?
LSU: We really need this guy. And we can't really sell him on his position coach. Or our academics. Or much of anything else.
Olivia: Well, I'm pretty busy.
LSU: How does $10,000 sound?

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One side is being played.  No one really knows for sure.  Wouldn’t be surprised if he is a silent to both.  I’m guessing he goes LSU on the 10th. Only chance Texas has is to have a great season.  Just my opinion.  

One side is being played.  No one really knows for sure.  Wouldn’t be surprised if he is a silent to both.  I’m guessing he goes LSU on the 10th. Only chance Texas has is to have a great season.  Just my opinion.  

I think it’s fairly obvious he’s a silent to both. Which is why silent commits are, and always have been, completely meaningless.

I figured he was going to LSU but their mod hedging makes me think that CS might not know where he’s going at this point.
1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

LSU working every angle they can:

LSU: Olivia, can you please take pics with a football recruit?
Olivia: Another one?
LSU: We really need this guy. And we can't really sell him on his position coach. Or our academics. Or much of anything else.
Olivia: Well, I'm pretty busy.
LSU: How does $10,000 sound?

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Shes the Anna Kornicova of Gymnastics

4 hours ago, stork642 said:

One side is being played.  No one really knows for sure.  Wouldn’t be surprised if he is a silent to both.  I’m guessing he goes LSU on the 10th. Only chance Texas has is to have a great season.  Just my opinion.  

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