August 10, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: In related news, does anyone have the story on what that fat motherfucker hates Texas so much? Maybe his mama hates him. And daddy, too. And the rest of the world. Maybe.
August 10, 20232 yr  I think the funny part is that he thinks the green revolution will lower gas prices and make Texas as poor as Louisiana.Imagine what it’d do to Louisiana
August 10, 20232 yr 40 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: I'm not going to give that guy clicks by linking it, but he LITERALLY got this from a screenshot of an OB post on MBG that was positing Arch is overrated. Farrell literally commented on it this morning. MBG is a twitter account that screenshots hawt takes from fan sites for public ridicule. He's worse than a caricature at this point. His most recent tweet this morning is about Notre Dame and is just a cut/paste from an upvoted reddit comment last night.
August 10, 20232 yr I didn't hear the LSU chodes whining about a green revolution in June when the won the College World Series with the NIL transfers they bought, er brought in from the Air Force Academy and NC State. Fuck off whiny losers...
August 10, 20232 yr Not to interrupt the erudite discussion re Ben Chode, but what time are we getting that sweet sweet commitment today?
August 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:   Insert something about cutting nose, spiting face here ... Louisiana no small player in O&G, refineries, ports to Gulf of Mexico and whatnot. Message Board Geniuses indeed ...
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: Not to interrupt the erudite discussion re Ben Chode, but what time are we getting that sweet sweet commitment today? Â 2 pm.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: Not to interrupt the erudite discussion re Ben Chode, but what time are we getting that sweet sweet commitment today? 2pm Central (The Lords timezone)
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, SydneyCarton said:  2 pm. Is Colin committing first or is it Durham?Â
August 10, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Is Colin committing first or is it Durham? Durham first.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Durham first. There will be a 5 minute break after Durham commits to allow the LSU fans to turn off their TVs
August 10, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, Da Fino said: His most recent tweet this morning is about Notre Dame and is just a cut/paste from an upvoted reddit comment last night. Check replies
August 10, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Check replies I’m not linking to that fat fucking slanted,  pig eyed fuck. Screenshots?
August 10, 20232 yr Fong It’s decision day for Duncanville (Texas) High teammates, five-star edge Colin Simmons and Top247 running back Caden Durham. LSU is considered the heavy favorite to land Durham who has also strongly considered Oklahoma, Texas A&M and UTSA. Brian Kelly and his staff head into to the day with 22 commits and 247Sports’s No. 11 ranked recruiting class. We expect them to have at least 23 commits by day’s end. Could it be 24? Sources continue to indicate the 6-foot-3, 225-pound Simmons is giving the LSU staff reason to believe he’s coming. We felt strongly about LSU’s position last summer when a 247Sports Crystal Ball Forecast was logged and still liked that prediction following his visit for the spring game this past April. While I know Simmons gave Texas a lot of reasons to be confident following his official visit the weekend of June 23, he did the same with LSU following another unofficial visit the last weekend in July. So how does it all add up on decision day? I think think confidence remains around Austin (and really hasn’t wavered since the June official), and at this point I grade it as more optimism than confidence around Baton Rouge. Miami is still in contact with Simmons. We’ve seen Mario Cristobal and his staff pull shockers before and the two parties spoke last night. They are battling. I’m going to nuke my prediction and see where the excitement takes us. There is Texas confidence, you can't discount LSU, all the visits to campus and the regular communication with Frank Wilson and others on their staff all the way to the buzzer. And again you have Miami and Cristobal hanging around.
August 10, 20232 yr So they can just get rid of their pick the day of and it not effect their pick percentage?
August 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: I think think confidence remains around Austin (and really hasn’t wavered since the June official), and at this point I grade it as more optimism than confidence around Baton Rouge. This sentence is so poorly constructed. What the hell does this even mean? Edited August 10, 20232 yr by Noozak
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Noozak said: what the hell does this even mean? I believe it means he has no idea and he's not inputting a crystal ball Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: So they can just get rid of their pick the day of and it not effect their pick percentage? What?!? How can they do this? How will we know how many fake internet points they receive if they can just change their picks on the day recruits commit?
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Noozak said: This sentence is so poorly constructed. What the hell does this even mean? He's saying Texas is confident while LSU is optimistic.. meaning Texas feels better about the decision.
August 10, 20232 yr That doesn’t make me feel good at all.  Hopefully it’s just him trying to drum up suspense.Â
August 10, 20232 yr Quote I’m going to nuke my prediction and see where the excitement takes us. It sounds like he’s about to microwave a week old burrito.Â
August 10, 20232 yr My interpretation: Fong knows, but is letting the kid have his "day" by regaining some excitement of uncertainty in where he'll land. If Fong knew it was LSU, feel like he would have left his LSU prediction and devalued it in his write-up with something to the effect of, "this is one that could go either direction - I already entered an LSU pick so, given the current situation, I'm just going to let it ride knowing there's a coin flip's chance it'll hit."Â Ergo, him killing his LSU prediction is a good sign for us.
August 10, 20232 yr My sources say that the Miami coaching staff will not learn about it until Monday, when they get back from a weekend bender.Â
August 10, 20232 yr My sources are saying 50.3 49.7. He still doesn’t know. He’s taking a shit right now trying to figure it out.  SMU isn’t in play anymoreÂ
August 10, 20232 yr Colinoscopy scheduled at 2:00 and I haven't fasted or chugged that disgusting, salty-sweet concoction that makes you shit your guts out. Anus is not properly prepared.
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: My sources are saying 50.3 49.7. He still doesn’t know. He’s taking a shit right now trying to figure it out.  SMU isn’t in play anymore I am also taking a shit right now... Good sign?
August 10, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, closetojumping said: Where have you been, man? Vancouver? Close, Seattle. Â Have not seen bizzle wandering the wilderness. Â Yet.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said: I am also taking a shit right now... Good sign? My dog just took a shit. What does it all mean?!?
August 10, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Colinoscopy scheduled at 2:00 and I haven't fasted or chugged that disgusting, salty-sweet concoction that makes you shit your guts out. Anus is not properly prepared. Feel sorry for your doc.
August 10, 20232 yr That Hayes Fawcett tweet with the Joe Rogan gif… …the most shocking thing would be Miami. Damn, we need this kid. Edited August 10, 20232 yr by Ghost of Shag
August 10, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, Noozak said: This sentence is so poorly constructed. What the hell does this even mean? Quote I’m going to nuke my prediction and see where the excitement takes us. (His LSU predicition) this is the only thing that matters in all that gibberish. He isnt nuking his prediction, if he thinks it is correct. Edited August 10, 20232 yr by Codaxx
August 10, 20232 yr Well, Simmons has succesfully succeeded in leaking nothing, not tipping his hand, and having everyone on edge down to the motherfucking wire. I guess it shouldn't end any other way.  Â
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said: That Hayes Fawcett tweet with the Joe Rogan gif… …the most shocking thing would be Miami. Damn, we need this kid. Would feel a lot better if he picked Miami today compared to LSU. Miami would seemingly be easier to pry him away from in the fall if we do our part on the field and Miami falls flat. But yeah, would be shocking if that was actually the pick. Just don't see it.
August 10, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said: That Hayes Fawcett tweet with the Joe Rogan gif… …the most shocking thing would be Miami. Damn, we need this kid. That gif has to mean UT since Joe now lives in Austin right?
August 10, 20232 yr Author 7 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said: That Hayes Fawcett tweet with the Joe Rogan gif… …the most shocking thing would be Miami. Damn, we need this kid. Are you seriously worried about Miami?
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Well, Simmons has succesfully succeeded in leaking nothing, not tipping his hand, and having everyone on edge down to the motherfucking wire. I guess it shouldn't end any other way.   Well, one thing is for sure, we can't expect it to be UT when Sark was unsuccessful in developing Arch. The Mannings having him transfer out is a really bad sign.  /s Edited August 10, 20232 yr by cochamps
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Well, Simmons has succesfully succeeded in leaking nothing, not tipping his hand, and having everyone on edge down to the motherfucking wire. I guess it shouldn't end any other way.   I affirmatively agree.
August 10, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said: That Hayes Fawcett tweet with the Joe Rogan gif… …the most shocking thing would be Miami. Damn, we need this kid. he ain't going to Miami. from literally day 1 of his recruitment he has said he will be playing in the SEC. he has repeated it multiple times. unless he is playing a years long troll job, just go to go fucking Miami of all places, it ain't happening oh yeah and their NIL funder/collective is literally in flames. he ain't passing on Texas or LSU for a Lance Guidry led defense.
August 10, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said: I am also taking a shit right now... Good sign? Battle shits?
August 10, 20232 yr BEFORE PEOPLE ASK A MILLION TIMES. here are the links to his commitment livestream... On3: 247 (starts 15 min early there): Â Edited August 10, 20232 yr by NoName
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, NoName said: BEFORE PEOPLE ASK A MILLION TIMES. here are the links to his commitment On3: 247 (starts 15 min early there):  I hate to be the guy to tell you this, but those aren’t links, sir.Â
August 10, 20232 yr IMO Fong knows it’s Texas. If he flipped his CB at this point it ruins any suspense left. If he leaves it on LSU he takes a hit, so he nukes it accompanied by a phrase intended to leave some suspense.
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, Wishbone said: IMO Fong knows it’s Texas. If he flipped his CB at this point it ruins any suspense left. If he leaves it on LSU he takes a hit, so he nukes it accompanied by a phrase intended to leave some suspense. Well put. This makes sense
August 10, 20232 yr Next we will have silent CBs... Prediction goes in but it's hidden until announcement 😆
August 10, 20232 yr Only 3 people know where Colin is headed at this moment. Colin, his brother, and Hayes Fawcett
August 10, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, texifornia said: Are you seriously worried about Miami? He's Satya Jr., of course he is.Â
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