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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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2 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

 

Music to my ears.

 

It's dick though not stephen.

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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if he commits to Texas?

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if he commits to LSU?

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if he commits to Miami?

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If it is Texas I am heading straight to Pluckers West Campus to hit on South Asians and drink beer.

 

#diversity

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1 minute ago, MisterP said:

If it is Texas I am heading straight to Pluckers West Campus to hit on South Asians and drink beer.

 

#diversity

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2 minutes ago, MisterP said:

If it is Texas I am heading straight to Pluckers West Campus to hit on South Asians and drink beer.

 

#diversity

Found the ketch sock

I believe Soso was more partial to the east and southeast variety of Asian.  South Asians are of the Indian variety

Clearly you mother fuckers havent been to campus pluckers in awhile.

 

Sit down right here sweetheart let me tell you what Bangladesh and Colin Simmons have in common.

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Honestly, really cool for three big baseball schools

 

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Man if that Wiltfong tweet didn't scream he's going to Texas....the Nahlin one definitely does.  That's about as reserved as Nahlin can be.....plus everyone falling all over themselves to say Miami is a player....

 

 

Kids coming to Texas but 9.95 is trying to keep the suspense for him.

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Maybe his mama hates him.

And daddy, too.

And the rest of the world.

Maybe.

he has an enlarged medulla oblongata

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1 minute ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Don't like the baseball jerseys... He's had a bat in his hand in several LSU pics

Too bad we suck at baseball and our fans aren't obsessed with it. Huge tell.

Just now, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Don't like the baseball jerseys... He's had a bat in his hand in several LSU pics

He wore that Texas jersey during his OV. It’s an XXL. The LSU jersey is a large, which I doubt would even fit him. Lock.

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If he picks LSU we should fire Pierce

9 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

He wore that Texas jersey during his OV. It’s an XXL. The LSU jersey is a large, which I doubt would even fit him. Lock.

someone should DM Mike and ask him to check sizes lol

i tried to zoom in on those pics but no luck

edit: thought i would do a quick twitter search to see if there are better jersey pics. got this ad for an article about morms? and before folks ask, personal ad settings are off. i get all sorts of wildass ads targeted at the most generic "you are seeing this because they are targeting people in the United States" lol)

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edit2: i did come across this horrific picture

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edit3: i did find more jersey pics but nothing that lets me see the bottom left side for size or that shows size on the top drifit tag. F3MHfaLXcAAoyh-?format=jpg&name=orig

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Just now, hook me said:

If he picks LSU we should fire Pierce

I Guess If You Say So GIF

Fuck, I didn't have jersey size talk on the bingo card

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Open at your own risk.

Lol...penis

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Man if I was this dude I’d legit be trolling everyone saying my top 3 are these schools. And commit to one not in my top 3 

aggy lock confirmed. Didn’t they actually get someone highly rated like this recently?  

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

someone should DM Mike and ask him to check sizes lol

i tried to zoom in on those pics but no luck

edit: thought i would do a quick twitter search to see if there are better jersey pics. got this ad for an article about morms? and before folks ask, personal ad settings are off. i get all sorts of wildass ads targeted at the most generic "you are seeing this because they are targeting people in the United States" lol)

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2, 4, 1, 3

other CBs for texas are getting made now: this guy is "National recruiting director for Rivals and Yahoo Sports."

the other guy (Durham) is telegraphing his pick btw. no way he is wearing a fucking dad hat

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Never change you sheep banging dipshits 

8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Lol...penis

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Maybe Hunter Biden can finger paint this portrait.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Tell me you think the pick is Texas without telling me…

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

the other guy (Durham) is telegraphing his pick btw. no way he is wearing a fucking dad hat

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For the pathetic old guys with no fashion sense that post on here, why don’t you let them know which of those hats are considered a “dad hat”. 

OH SHIT LOOK AT THE HATS. NO WAY HE IS GOING TO WEAR A FUCKING DAD HAT AND THE PINSTRIPES MATCH UP

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Another burner account, Will?

 

I stay true to 35Dimes 😤

Looks like Texas. But Colin could really pull an all-time troll move here and cause a pretty unprecedented IT meltdown… Too much power for one 17 year old to hold lol.

Just now, EZ$ said:

For the pathetic old guys with no fashion sense that post on here, why don’t you let them know which of those hats are considered a “dad hat”. 

its the style, sorry. dad hat vs flat bill

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Hope this is quick.....got a 2-hour design assurance meeting starting at 230 🤬

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

This kid should be getting prepped for his first day at Blinn

7 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

They're going through it

This dude may be the dumbest aggy to ever exist, and I do not level that accusation lightly.  

Not gonna watch, if I see a commitment post from Texifornia or another active poster, I’ll be pleased. Don’t need the agita.

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Oh shit it's UNLV, he really is going to break the internet

 

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