August 10, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Jesus fucking christ man. I'm not going to neg you, but for like the dozenth time in the last week to various posters, let me be fucking clear to you and everyone else on the board: NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO GIVE ANYONE HERE OR ELSEWHERE DETAILS ABOUT A PLAYER'S FUCKING DEALS. NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO GIVE DETAILS ABOUT JACK SHIT.  If you had a fucking A to B financial relationship with someone, like say a banker, and they fucking spilled the details of your financials and compensation for the world how the FUCK would you feel about it? How the fuck would the player and his family feel about that happening? How the fuck would that influence recruiting to Texas moving forward? How is this not COMPLETELY common sense to every single person on this board? Jesus fucking Christ, it's like I'm playing card's with my fucking sister's kids. Stop asking. You don't have a right to know shit. Noted! Was merely asking for the hypothetical mechanics of such things, and not for any specific details here.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, MisterP said: Are you fucking dumb? 22k posts and you cant figure out that McKinnely, Black, Wingo, Baker, and every 5 star were on for arent going to notice this and say OK. We have a pretty mediocre class and this gets the attention. Momentum is a thing. You FUCK. All those recruits you listed are ones we have been in on, known commodities. None of those are the answer to the questions I asked.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said: Noted! Was merely asking for the hypothetical mechanics of such things, and not for any specific details here. Hypothetical mechanics are that Simmons will start classes in August of 24, sometime after that date NIL will begin. That's it.
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:     Get a room. Or a closet. Or the backseat of a Prius with dirty Mike and the boys. But please stop smearing your love affair all over this thread. Dont be homophobic you degenerate. I know you would suck dick for a championship year 1 in the SEC.
August 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: They can get fucked all the way back to Harvey Williams thru Kary Vincent's bullshit and Ben Wilkerson and K'Lavon Chaisson and Jamal Adams and Harold Perkins and on and on and on. Get the fuck out of Texas and feel free to look east to Georgia and Florida to fill out your roster. Harvey Williams is a damned legend in my book.
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I wonder what recruits his commitment open up for us? Is there someone we thought we weren't going to get that comes back into the fold? TyAnthony Smith is one that comes to mind that I would like another crack at. Jonah Ojanye and Justin Williams are probably gone, but closing out on Mack, McKinley, Black, and Wingo would be amazing.Â
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, TexasRenegade said: Hypothetical mechanics are that Simmons will start classes in August of 24, sometime after that date NIL will begin. That's it. Believe Gerry said he's an early enrollee
August 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: All those recruits you listed are ones we have been in on, known commodities. None of those are the answer to the questions I asked. I will give you Black and McKinnely. But if you think that the other 5 stars were coming here on there own to make a statement you're as dumb as CTJ makes you out to be.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, MisterP said: Dont be homophobic you degenerate. I know you would suck dick for a championship year 1 in the SEC. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you and Sidney were actually in love. Mazel.
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, Waterboarder said: Believe Gerry said he's an early enrollee Fine hypothetical mechanics are he will start classes at some date in January 2024. NIL will begin at some point after. There's your hypothetical mechanics.
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Park Gothic said: I'm sorry, I didn't realize you and Sidney were actually in love. Mazel. Everyone loves me. Sometimes it’s a problem.Â
August 10, 20232 yr Lets see how many others he will drag kicking and screaming into this recruiting class? It is a great day to be a Longhorn. Not only did we get Mr. Simmons but the gomers missed out on their top RB commit.
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said: I'm sorry, I didn't realize you and Sidney were actually in love. Mazel.
August 10, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said: I never said Texas was confident. I said Colin knew how this was going to go. Now was it a foregone conclusion we weren't gonna step on our own dick ala Herman alienating people or something going sideways with NIL expectations? No.  As for waffling on bad news? Nahling never got antagonistic like he did with Gipson or Gibson or however you say his name. That's Nahling waffling. Roach? The guy is the very definition of deliberate and methodical. Currently though he might be a better bet then Fong though. Gerry and Bobby never waivered.  My point though was barring a Tom Herman esque screwup, Simmons knew where he was going long before last night. Gerry and Bobby waivered. I promise. For good reason and we’re all good.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said: Everyone loves me. Sometimes it’s a problem. I love my wife, love my kid, you.........I don't dislike.............most of the time.
August 10, 20232 yr Just now, closetojumping said: Gerry and Bobby waivered. I promise. For good reason and we’re all good. You would certainly know better than I.
August 10, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: me too, motherfucker.  I'm the happiest motherfucker in the mutherfucking land.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said: Â Â full text and followup xeet i think the likability factor between Sark and Brian Kelly is a grand canyon sized gap. probably close to the Sark to Tom Herman likability gap. and up there with the Ed O to Brian Kelly gap. Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, RabidM said: I'm the happiest motherfucker in the mutherfucking land.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: It's a thing How did I get drug into this? I have in interest in being in the middle of some argument between stumblefuck and the new iteration of Carl or KennyPowders.Â
August 10, 20232 yr Popular Post Three things that would have met with disbelief on the recruiting board this time last year: We bagged an the nation's top EDGE prospect in a drawn-out battle with LSU. Someone unironically stating that Mike Roach "might be a better bet than Fong." Kwiatkowski generally considered a value add, not on the hot seat. Two things that have not changed in the slightest: Nahlin is a bitch. FCB
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, closetojumping said: How did I get drug into this? If you'd like to make a gif every time Sydney's affairs are aired in this public forum, be my guest. Otherwise, be prepared to be the animated face of every lover he takes. I don't make the rules.Â
August 10, 20232 yr I know that guys isn’t Carl, because Carl doesn’t believe there are any hot women on the Texas campus.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said: I know that guys isn’t Carl, because Carl doesn’t believe there are any hot women on the Texas campus. was that carl or the guy who got his recruiting info from the 7-11 guy? or were those two accounts the same guy? Edited August 10, 20232 yr by NoName
August 10, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, closetojumping said: How did I get drug into this? I have in interest in being in the middle of some argument between stumblefuck and the new iteration of Carl or KennyPowders. Is this a statement or question?Â
August 10, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, NoName said: was that carl or the guy who got his recruiting info from the 7-11 guy? or were those two accounts the same guy? It was carl, the thot police.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, NoName said: was that carl or the guy who got his recruiting info from the 7-11 guy? or were those two accounts the same guy? That was Carl and his obsession over thots. Still can't believe he posted a dick pic on the board
August 10, 20232 yr Popular Post  Someone on 247 posted this for the Wingo appearance ... but I notice 'ol Bigfoot in the corner of the pic :-))    And hoo boy ... someone pretty big, in attendance.  Â
August 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said: Â Slim Charles one of the most underrated Wire characters. I agree but that's Cutty
August 10, 20232 yr Fuck lsu. I’ve been on that campus and seen where that tiger lives. Nicest residence in the entire state. Go cry in the swamp you nutria eating sister banging regards
August 10, 20232 yr  In a dopey thread titled "Collin Simmons just confirmed Texas bought him" (misspelled name and all), some shreds of sanity fight for survival.  (LSU 247)  Â
August 10, 20232 yr Would be interested to hear y'alls thoughts or opinions, but if we were ranking guys left on the board in terms of importance I'd probably go: 1. Black 2. Baker 3. McKinley 4. Mack 5. Wingo/Hudson 6. Solomon Williams/Okoye 7. Zina -As unpopular as it may be, I almost put Baker #1. Getting a high profile OT in the pipeline who could see the field early seems pretty important considering everyone at tackle outside of Cam Williams is a major project at this point and we have only 1 year left of Christian Jones and 2 years of Banks. -I sometimes forget we only took 1 true corner last cycle so Black holds the top spot for me. Him and Santana Wilson would be a great haul and adding Mack would be the cherry on top. -Would obviously love Wingo and/or Hudson but with the number of quality receivers who enter the portal each year it's hard for me to get super hung up on either of their recruitments. -We definitely need another quality DT in the class and McKinley would be a big win, but with 3 quality DT's already committed and 0 OT's committed give me the high level OT. -As has been talked about before, I'm pretty indifferent on Zina. I prefer Williams and Okoye but would be satisfied with 2 out of 3 in any combo. Â Â
August 10, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Banks vs these dudes in practice for 1 season is going to be fun
August 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said: Fuck lsu. I’ve been on that campus and seen where that tiger lives. Nicest residence in the entire state. Go cry in the swamp you nutria eating sister banging regards 2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Would be interested to hear y'alls thoughts or opinions, but if we were ranking guys left on the board in terms of importance I'd probably go: 1. Black 2. Baker 3. McKinley 4. Mack 5. Wingo/Hudson 6. Solomon Williams/Okoye 7. Zina -As unpopular as it may be, I almost put Baker #1. Getting a high profile OT in the pipeline who could see the field early seems pretty important considering everyone at tackle outside of Cam Williams is a major project at this point and we have only 1 year left of Christian Jones and 2 years of Banks. -I sometimes forget we only took 1 true corner last cycle so Black holds the top spot for me. Him and Santana Wilson would be a great haul and adding Mack would be the cherry on top. -Would obviously love Wingo and/or Hudson but with the number of quality receivers who enter the portal each year it's hard for me to get super hung up on either of their recruitments. -We definitely need another quality DT in the class and McKinley would be a big win, but with 3 quality DT's already committed and 0 OT's committed give me the high level OT. -As has been talked about before, I'm pretty indifferent on Zina. I prefer Williams and Okoye but would be satisfied with 2 out of 3 in any combo.   The staff values Mack higher than Black.  The top 3 are probably Baker, Mack, Wingo.Â
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Would be interested to hear y'alls thoughts or opinions, but if we were ranking guys left on the board in terms of importance I'd probably go: 1. Black 2. Baker 3. McKinley 4. Mack 5. Wingo/Hudson 6. Solomon Williams/Okoye 7. Zina -As unpopular as it may be, I almost put Baker #1. Getting a high profile OT in the pipeline who could see the field early seems pretty important considering everyone at tackle outside of Cam Williams is a major project at this point and we have only 1 year left of Christian Jones and 2 years of Banks. -I sometimes forget we only took 1 true corner last cycle so Black holds the top spot for me. Him and Santana Wilson would be a great haul and adding Mack would be the cherry on top. -Would obviously love Wingo and/or Hudson but with the number of quality receivers who enter the portal each year it's hard for me to get super hung up on either of their recruitments. -We definitely need another quality DT in the class and McKinley would be a big win, but with 3 quality DT's already committed and 0 OT's committed give me the high level OT. -As has been talked about before, I'm pretty indifferent on Zina. I prefer Williams and Okoye but would be satisfied with 2 out of 3 in any combo.   Personally I’d put Baker and McKinley as 1a and 1b. We need to stack elite line talent with the impending SEC move.
August 10, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: The staff values Mack higher than Black.  The top 3 are probably Baker, Mack, Wingo. And I am fine with that order.
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: The staff values Mack higher than Black.  The top 3 are probably Baker, Mack, Wingo. Fair. I'm perfectly fine with one of Mack or Black. Obviously the importance of the other decreases a bit if one goes our way but whynotboth.gif
August 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Chooky said: My sources are telling me Texas is in a much stronger position with Colin Simmons after today. This one is going to the wire. We'll continue to monitor the situation as it develops. Roach sock confirmed. Thought you were Karl Havoc this entire time 1 hour ago, MisterP said: I'm going to fuck anything that breasts tonight boys! Jabba the Ketch is about to have those cheeks clapped 1 hour ago, BruceVonClaude said: MisterP has to be Futureman's alt account...or cousin. 10000% Carl 7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: The staff values Mack higher than Black.  The top 3 are probably Baker, Mack, Wingo. McKinley, Wingo, Mack. Lots of questions about Baker and Balck…also that lsu chick gif gives me the biggest fear boner ever Edited August 10, 20232 yr by RGBIII
August 10, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said: Fuck lsu. I’ve been on that campus and seen where that tiger lives. Nicest residence in the entire state. Go cry in the swamp you nutria eating sister banging regards Counterpoint:  the most fun I’ve ever had at a non-Texas college football game was when they knocked off the #1 ranked Florida team coached by Spurrier.  Roommate’s dad went to LSU and invited us to go with him.  Crazy town would be an understatement.  It was what I imagine going to a Brazil/Argentina soccer match in Rio or Buenos Aires would be like.
August 10, 20232 yr i'm just a random jerk off from the internet, but i think baker is the most important recruit left on the board.
August 10, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, RGBIII said: also that lsu chick gif gives me the biggest fear boner ever
August 10, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said: I agree but that's Cutty Watch the video man, Cutty says the first part, then Slim Charles drops the line that I was responding to.
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