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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What's the opposite of a humble brag? 

That would be running a non profit to help mankind. I’m near retirement and too old for a real job. I need a Surly member to succeed me. Who wants salvation and good pay please DM! Lol

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

LSU fan I take it. 

Graduated UT business school 83. I’m so old Greg Abbott was in my fraternity. It’s my bedtime now.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Thanks. We all enjoyed these posts the first time 5 hours ago. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks. We all enjoyed these posts the first time 5 hours ago. 

Great, now he's going to go find who posted each one first and post individual "Thanks @ username for finding this" posts. Thanks a lot, dickhead.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Great, now he's going to go find who posted each one first and post individual "Thanks @ username for finding this" posts. Thanks a lot, dickhead.

Texifornia will follow up posting another post from that twitter account 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Fuck. I shouldn't have said a thing. You fucking people. 

She's "exotic" in the cajun way. Dark complexion, long sandy blonde curvy hear, and big, dark eyes. 

Maybe it wasn't sad girl, but I checked "beautiful LSU football fan" and couldn't find it either. Maybe she had it scrubbed.

Interesting description. Should be easy to find 

55 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Now this is funny

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That was Carl and his obsession over thots. Still can't believe he posted a dick pic on the board

That was a dick pic? I thot it was a burnt cheetoh.

LOL Simmons told OB right after the ceremony he still is taking an UOV to LSU for their week 2 game against Grambling. I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised but he could have at least waited a day or two to release that news.

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thanks. We all enjoyed these posts the first time 5 hours ago. 

Thanks but I don’t think “we all” includes those of us who are lucky to get home from work by 8

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

their week 2 game against Grambling

Sounds like a game changer 

5 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Glad this didn't turn into another David Warren recruitment.

In case you aren't old enough to remember Warren, he was the number one player in the state in 1996.  A defensive end like Simmons from Tyler.  Supposedly decided on Texas the day before signing day and then said when he woke up the next morning he had changed his mind to Florida State. 

Too soon.

Didn't Bowden show up in a helicopter to help seeing things?

30 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

LOL Simmons told OB right after the ceremony he still is taking an UOV to LSU for their week 2 game against Grambling. I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised but he could have at least waited a day or two to release that news.

We suck again? 

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

I’m more of a drop a couple g’s every so often kind of guy, so went ahead and dropped a couple hundred to slowly start to refill the coffers as a way of saying thank you to those that pull way more than their weight.

One I max out SS contributions next month I’ll throw some more. Thank you to the rich bastards that made #ColinBatonRouge just a funny tagline and future joke. 

This might be the most creative way I've seen to humble brag about pulling in an approx $215K salary. 

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Just a PSA, gang - another live commitment ceremony coming up ... 

 

 

 

LOL Simmons told OB right after the ceremony he still is taking an UOV to LSU for their week 2 game against Grambling. I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised but he could have at least waited a day or two to release that news.

We will be stomping bama ass that week so works out perfect. He will spend his time there watching the game.
11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Just a PSA, gang - another live commitment ceremony coming up ... 

 

 

 

Did you put that into the basketball thread too

10 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Did you put that into the basketball thread too

 

 

Done.  Didn't want to spam the threads, but it's tomorrow, so added it in the bb threads as well.  (I would feel mildly guilty if we all just ignored this, after all the hype of the Simmons commitment ... ).

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Cutty complains that "the game done changed" like the LSU and Bama babies are whining.

They want it to be one way.

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Done.  Didn't want to spam the threads, but it's tomorrow, so added it in the bb threads as well.  (I would feel mildly guilty if we all just ignored this, after all the hype of the Simmons commitment ... ).

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks!  I've neglected the bball thread with all this Football news lately.
Cam looks like a great 4/5 star get if he commits to us.

I wish these recruits would announce during happy hour/drinking time.
What's up with all this 2PM while-I'm-at-work stuff.

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Thanks!  I've neglected the bball thread with all this Football news lately.
Cam looks like a great 4/5 star get if he commits to us.

I wish these recruits would announce during happy hour/drinking time.
What's up with all this 2PM while-I'm-at-work stuff.

They want to get a class off of school and party when you're at happy hour.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Thanks!  I've neglected the bball thread with all this Football news lately.
Cam looks like a great 4/5 star get if he commits to us.

I wish these recruits would announce during happy hour/drinking time.
What's up with all this 2PM while-I'm-at-work stuff.

I set my DVR to record this thread and then told all my buds at work to stay quiet about it so I could fast forward thru all the bullshit when I got home. Did you get the DVR feature for the very reasonable upcharge?

I'm guessing that worked as well for you as drinking at work would have worked for me

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm guessing that worked as well for you as drinking at work would have worked for me

Touché lol

I actually had the day off aside from an email and couple of texts 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Some people find The Irish hot and exotic….

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I’m pretty bearish on Sark in general, but even I have to give the guy his props. This is the best overall recruiting stretch (taking into account balance across position groups, particularly important groups) since before Mack gave up after 2005, right? 

25 minutes ago, TriStone said:

They want it to be one way.

But it’s the other way. 

I love that one too. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Signed up for the TexasOneFund 
 
Feels good to be gangsta. 

What did you get as a sign on bonus? I got an EDGE

5 hours ago, elguapo said:

Banks vs these dudes in practice for 1 season is going to be fun

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Counterpoint:  the most fun I’ve ever had at a non-Texas college football game was when they knocked off the #1 ranked Florida team coached by Spurrier.  Roommate’s dad went to LSU and invited us to go with him.  Crazy town would be an understatement.  It was what I imagine going to a Brazil/Argentina soccer match in Rio or Buenos Aires would be like.

No booze sold at matches in Argentina because there are already too many deaths. But league matches in and around the city are pretty nuts.

Don’t think that Brazil can sell booze at their matches either. 

But it was mayhem in Buenos Aires after we 🇦🇷 beat France 🇫🇷 on December 18th…

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…and on December 20th, Parade Day!

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1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I set my DVR to record this thread and then told all my buds at work to stay quiet about it so I could fast forward thru all the bullshit when I got home. Did you get the DVR feature for the very reasonable upcharge?

Maybe I'm just old but wtf  do you dvr a thread?

 

Dvr is for TV, just click on the damn thread?? 

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

LOL Simmons told OB right after the ceremony he still is taking an UOV to LSU for their week 2 game against Grambling. I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised but he could have at least waited a day or two to release that news.

Not ideal.....was hoping he'd lock things down after commiting.

 

Is this still assumed to be Auburn? I think he's a very good prospect

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Trey Owens is that motherfucking G we need in every class. He's Charles O without the melanin and thickness 

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Just a PSA, gang - another live commitment ceremony coming up ... 

 

 

 

I think Gerry said it's between us and Bama

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

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No booze sold at matches in Argentina because there are already too many deaths. But league matches in and around the city are pretty nuts.

Don’t think that Brazil can sell booze at their matches either. 

But it was mayhem in Buenos Aires after we 🇦🇷 beat France 🇫🇷 on December 18th…

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…and on December 20th, Parade Day!

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I’m sure the folks in Argentina found an adult beverage of their liking that day.

6 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

 

Is this still assumed to be Auburn? I think he's a very good prospect

The tweet clearly says he's committing to all 5 schools.

28 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

The tweet clearly says he's committing to all 5 schools.

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11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

LOL Simmons told OB right after the ceremony he still is taking an UOV to LSU for their week 2 game against Grambling. I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised but he could have at least waited a day or two to release that news.

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7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I got a #1 recruit in Texas 

First #1 player in Texas, since BJ Foster in 2018 (Caden Sterns was #2)

First 5 star on the  DL, since M Brown in 2013

First 5 star on the Edge, since Jackson Jeffcoat in 2010

 

 

14 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

First #1 player in Texas, since BJ Foster in 2018 (Caden Sterns was #2)

 

 

That worked out well. Not considering Quinn the #1 player in Texas for whatever year you want to classify him as is a bit disingenuous.  A realize that doesn’t fit neatly in a box with a pretty ribbon on top.  Who was ranked higher than Banks or Hill in TX in their  classes?

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