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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Has Kobe Black detailed his process? He seems to be dragging this out for absolutely no reason. 

You're thinking about this all wrong. 

The "reason" almost certainly has to do with watching at least some of the season shake out. That's good for Texas at this point. But if it wasn't good for Texas, would you want a 5* decommitting in November? 

He's reportedly a silent, is cancelling OVs to other schoold, and the only other serious contender left is sheep fucking their way into another 6+ loss season. The less distance between public commitment to Texas and signing with Texas, the better.

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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Chris Jackson doing work

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Chris Jackson doing work

 

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other GIFs | Tenor

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Chris Jackson doing work

 

Sark better not stop throwing the ball until the final whistle. Get all our WRs in the end zone at least once.

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Fuck Reese Bennett

 

Hey, I'm already in one thread title. Getting two feels kind of greedy.

Also, I'd like to remind folks I started the thread before the current practice of enhancing titles.

4 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Gerry said in the stream in the morning that there is "movement" with Tyanthony Smith.

Now I have movement as well.

13 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Hey, I'm already in one thread title. Getting two feels kind of greedy.

Also, I'd like to remind folks I started the thread before the current practice of enhancing titles.

Noted 

"Gerry said in the stream in the morning that there is "movement" with Tyanthony Smith."

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Per Justin Wells (IT):

5-star WR out of St Louis Missouri, Ryan Wingo, is in Austin and was with the team for their walk-through this afternoon.  The 6' 2" 205 pound pass catcher will be joined by the rest of his family this evening. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Per Justin Wells (IT):

5-star WR out of St Louis Missouri, Ryan Wingo, is in Austin and was with the team for their walk-through this afternoon.  The 6' 2" 205 pound pass catcher will be joined by the rest of his family this evening. 

 

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This is so fucking stupid

 

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is so fucking stupid

 

NCAA focusing on the important stuff as usual

5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Deserves the full clip:

 

That's too funny.  That's me right there on the bench.

I've probably had more than two hundred physical therapy massages over the last 20 years and only one of them was from a guy.
It was a new physical therapist office and it was the first and last time I ever went there.  hahah

Totally did not want to do it but the Lawyer was expecting me to, so...

Gotta admit, the dude massage guy was really very good.  
Had I been drunk and in prison, I might have embarrassed myself.  

 

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is so fucking stupid

 

hugh laurie facepalm GIF

Swallow a camel, sneeze at a flea.  The NCAA is on the job.

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1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I've probably had more than two hundred physical therapy massages over the last 20 years and only one of them was from a guy.
It was a new physical therapist office and it was the first and last time I ever went there.  hahah

Totally did not want to do it but the Lawyer was expecting me to, so...

Gotta admit, the dude massage guy was really very good.  
Had I been drunk and in prison, I might have embarrassed myself.  

 

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7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That's too funny.  That's me right there on the bench.

I've probably had more than two hundred physical therapy massages over the last 20 years and only one of them was from a guy.
It was a new physical therapist office and it was the first and last time I ever went there.  hahah

Totally did not want to do it but the Lawyer was expecting me to, so...

Gotta admit, the dude massage guy was really very good.  
Had I been drunk and in prison, I might have embarrassed myself.  

 

You mean like now?

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

practice of enhancing titles

Totally read that to mean something different and I can't be the only one... 

13 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

That's too funny.  That's me right there on the bench.

I've probably had more than two hundred physical therapy massages over the last 20 years and only one of them was from a guy.
It was a new physical therapist office and it was the first and last time I ever went there.  hahah

Totally did not want to do it but the Lawyer was expecting me to, so...

Gotta admit, the dude massage guy was really very good.  
Had I been drunk and in prison, I might have embarrassed myself.  

 

I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table. 

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is so fucking stupid

 

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18 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table. 

 

46 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I got massaged by a dude in India and he gave me the full credit card swipe. I damn near shot off the table. 

Sounds like an intense orgasm. They probably prefer of you keep the “mess” on the table.

1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

That's too funny.  That's me right there on the bench.

I've probably had more than two hundred physical therapy massages over the last 20 years and only one of them was from a guy.
It was a new physical therapist office and it was the first and last time I ever went there.  hahah

Totally did not want to do it but the Lawyer was expecting me to, so...

Gotta admit, the dude massage guy was really very good.  
Had I been drunk and in prison, I might have embarrassed myself.  

 

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From Gerry Hamilton (IT):

'Hi'

 

*this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry Hamilton (IT):

'Hi'

 

*this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.

I'd assume Wingo since he's been here most of the day

19 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

So is Vasek just chopped liver at this point? 

Redshirts aren't negative, all depends. Consider Sanders.

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Maybe Sanders wasn't a redshirt, can't remember, but he may as well have been.

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45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry Hamilton (IT):

'Hi'

 

*this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.

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So, we should be done at WR. OL needs at least one and maybe 2. TE we will stand unless a difference maker comes calling. Between DL and DE we will take one more. We will take one at LB. We will take Black and one more at corner and one more at safety. This means at best case.

Wingo

Baker and possibly Davis

DE and DL no idea

LB Smith

DB Black and possibly Mack

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

So, we should be done at WR. OL needs at least one and maybe 2. TE we will stand unless a difference maker comes calling. Between DL and DE we will take one more. We will take one at LB. We will take Black and one more at corner and one more at safety. This means at best case.

Wingo

Baker and possibly Davis

DE and DL no idea

LB Smith

DB Black and possibly Mack

Potentially done at WR....

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Potentially done at WR....

Depending on possible reclassifications?

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1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

What the fuck are you doing Sark. No WR room can handle this much talent. 

That’s why he’s going to process this year’s 3 starting wr into the nfl. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If they could flip him, hell yeah. Big if tho....

I’m sure he’s heard that the bama dynasty is dead and buried. 

21 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit this position

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Is 55 doing any better in this still, or in the gif where he releases that guy so he can not get to the blitzer?

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19 minutes ago, Bevo said:

So, we should be done at WR. OL needs at least one and maybe 2. TE we will stand unless a difference maker comes calling. Between DL and DE we will take one more. We will take one at LB. We will take Black and one more at corner and one more at safety. This means at best case.

Wingo

Baker and possibly Davis

DE and DL no idea

LB Smith

DB Black and possibly Mack

Williams could still be in play if he just pushed back to the KU game.

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry Hamilton (IT):

'Hi'

 

*this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.

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The SEC thought that Texas joining means they get to rape and pillage Texas talent.

It turns out that Texas gets to rape and pillage the SEC.

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