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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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Told my wife when she saw it in on my truck and said, I wanna win and this is part of it. She married into this shit. a28900dbc971992e22a49765f3f0f77a.jpg

Username checks out.

It's going to be glorious to see Aggie's agony as they grapple with the whole "payout/we're fucked if we do, fucked if we don't/what's the ROI on firing Jimbo vs. how much it will cost to get another coach vs. how much will we lose if our program completely implodes?"  matrix.

Regarding McKinley, he needs to come to a school where he's going to be going against NFL-caliber linemen in practice each day, not that giant jar of monkey shit that A&M calls its offensive linemen. 

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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On 10/26/2023 at 11:07 AM, bad_teammate said:

The car decal actually doesn't look bad. I put it on my wife's car without asking her and when she finally realized it was there she didn't even complain that much.

 

I love the way mine looks. I have it on the opposite side of my metallic longhorn. I'm sure not many people know what "Texas One" is but I still think it's cool

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Wiltfong, on Horns 247.

🙂  🙂  🙂 

 

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10 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

He gets paid either way.

He may have quit already.

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FYI.  For those in the Dallas area, I believe WATE is showing the Duncanville/Desoto game live at 2PM.  It had to be rescheduled from last night.

 

Even for 247 Sports, this article is quite something.  

Speech to text gone awry?

Ghostwritten by Mrs. Malaprop?

We may never know ... but this, we do.  Allen Trieu's article brings it.

And by it, we mean the lulz.  

Please do not take "incident off fence" to it. Or dip in for two of anything.

 

The impact: Texas lands five-star Ryan Wingo after many twists

Allen Trieu (Horns 247)
 

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40 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Even for 247 Sports, this article is quite something.  

Speech to text gone awry?

Ghostwritten by Mrs. Malaprop?

We may never know ... but this, we do.  Allen Trieu's article brings it.

And by it, we mean the lulz.  

Please do not take "incident off fence" to it. Or dip in for two of anything.

 

The impact: Texas lands five-star Ryan Wingo after many twists

Allen Trieu (Horns 247)
 

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Torbush.

I'm a professional writer and that feels like a physical assault. Is dude an intern or something? That is the written equivalent of boom goes the dynamite.

1 hour ago, Teebox said:

What is WATE?

My bad.  Thinking of my time in Knoxville.  WFAA.

53 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Torbush.

I'm a professional writer and that feels like a physical assault. Is dude an intern or something? That is the written equivalent of boom goes the dynamite.

I don't know how this process works, but is there no proofreading or QA involved? Even just a quick glance should catch all of those. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't know how this process works, but is there no proofreading or QA involved? Even just a quick glance should catch all of those. 


Just uploading it to Scribbr catches about 15 mistakes, easily correctable.

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't know how this process works, but is there no proofreading or QA involved? Even just a quick glance should catch all of those. 

95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

Then it would behoove them to spend a couple of minutes proofreading their "work", so that they don't humiliate themselves. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Then it would behoove them to spend a couple of minutes proofreading their "work", so that they don't humiliate themselves. 

Way way too late for that.  They applied. 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

IDGAF if he's blindfolded in the trunk of the car.  For someone who has ostensibly passed the GSP Exam and has a degree in Comm/Broadcasting, that's fucking terrible.  Those aren't typos, but gibberish.

 

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This doesn't belong here at all, but I thought ppl who have been following these boards since before Surly would appreciate that Payton Wilson just had a pick-6 off of Klubnik. Dabo might be a full blown disaster. I love it.

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1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

This doesn't belong here at all, but I thought ppl who have been following these boards since before Surly would appreciate that Payton Wilson just had a pick-6 off of Klubnik. Dabo might be a full blown disaster. I love it.

He made ESPNs mid season all American team

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95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 
That's no excuse for hitting send as soon as the fingers stop typing. It only takes a couple seconds to read what you just typed and at least correct the stuff that stands out.
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6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

That's no excuse for hitting send as soon as the fingers stop typing. It only takes a couple seconds to read what you just typed and at least correct the stuff that stands out.

But the traffic light just turned green.

3 hours ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

That's no excuse for hitting send as soon as the fingers stop typing. It only takes a couple seconds to read what you just typed and at least correct the stuff that stands out.

That's assuming something would stand out to these guys.

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18 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
95% of these ‘reports’ are written on their phone while they sit in their car at a red light. There are no editors or proofreading involved.  These guys have quotas on how much content they have to produce daily/weekly. 

That's no excuse for hitting send as soon as the fingers stop typing. It only takes a couple seconds to read what you just typed and at least correct the stuff that stands out.

Listen motherfucker, seconds add up and you’ll never get them back. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen motherfucker, seconds add up and you’ll never get them back. 

Glad you got the message, Cousin.

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On 10/26/2023 at 10:45 AM, RGBIII said:

Yep exactly, we are asking for $22 a month. Even for someone making 75k that should be doable

Just checked mine and it was in the general fund.  Switched it to Football and upped it to $22; 22 seems like a very random number

6 hours ago, allrightallrightallright said:

Just checked mine and it was in the general fund.  Switched it to Football and upped it to $22; 22 seems like a very random number

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13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

You know he went to Florida

but he played in dallas.  dallas is in texas.  he’s pretty much a lifetime longhorn. 

On 10/28/2023 at 9:19 AM, Getafix said:

 

Even for 247 Sports, this article is quite something.  

Speech to text gone awry?

Ghostwritten by Mrs. Malaprop?

We may never know ... but this, we do.  Allen Trieu's article brings it.

And by it, we mean the lulz.  

Please do not take "incident off fence" to it. Or dip in for two of anything.

 

The impact: Texas lands five-star Ryan Wingo after many twists

Allen Trieu (Horns 247)
 

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I can understand what is the guy wrote perfectly. Don't know what y'all is problem it is

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

but he played in dallas.  dallas is in texas.  he’s pretty much a lifetime longhorn. 

His alumni donations will tell you otherwise. 

10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

You know he went to Florida

But he advised his son son to spurn the ags for Stanford. Longhorn Legend. 

13 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

My first Longhorn hero … Bobby Lackey wore 22, also.

The pride of Weslaco

So McKinley reached out to Texas.

Texas says, thanks for calling. If you're really interested you need to show up on campus.

I guess we'll know in a couple of days if he's interested.

I need to find a way to have people pay me for not doing things. That's a pretty sweet gig. 

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21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I need to find a way to have people pay me for not doing things. That's a pretty sweet gig. 

Based on your number of Surly posts, something tells me you’ve already got that worked out.

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