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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who wrote that bullshit?  As if the Elko hire is going to make a difference.

The giant roach didn't give it away?

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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One last chance for Elko to promise Korie and Kobe starting jobs next season.’

 

On Kobe Black's decision.  

- The Hank South, Jordan Scruggs, McClain Baxley and Andrew Hattersley notes were posted before the announcement about Black rescheduling his ceremony

- The Roach post was in the thread following his note about the rescheduling

The gist of the note - sparing you the drivel.

 

Horns247s' Hank South -- 

I believe they get it done. 

 

Horns247's Jordan Scruggs -- 

I’m remaining firm on my 247Sports Crystal Ball prediction in favor of Texas that I entered back in June.

 

GoPokes.com's McClain Baxley -- 

I think it’s a two-team race between Oklahoma State and Texas.

 

GigEm247's Andrew Hattersley -- 

Heading into decision week I would give the edge to Texas, who have been viewed as the favorite for much of the fall.

 

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I had to check around myself when I read "the Blacks"... 👀

 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

I had to check around myself when I read "the Blacks"... 👀

 

Sure looks to me to be related to his brother at OKSt still playing this weekend. Can't announce he's leaving ahead of the game. Or really damned coincidental.

Most schools do their signings in the gym.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Sure looks to me to be related to his brother at OKSt still playing this weekend. Can't announce he's leaving ahead of the game. Or really damned coincidental.

Most schools do their signings in the gym.

Since the WWE is partnering with the Big 12 I see no reason why Korie shouldn't have a little fun with this. Instead of blowing up a WR screen he should turn around and lead block for X all the way down the field. Once they get to the EZ he rips off his OSU jersey to reveal a UT jersey & celebrate the TD.

17 minutes ago, hook me said:

Since the WWE is partnering with the Big 12 I see no reason why Korie shouldn't have a little fun with this. Instead of blowing up a WR screen he should turn around and lead block for X all the way down the field. Once they get to the EZ he rips off his OSU jersey to reveal a UT jersey & celebrate the TD.

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25 minutes ago, hook me said:

Since the WWE is partnering with the Big 12 I see no reason why Korie shouldn't have a little fun with this. Instead of blowing up a WR screen he should turn around and lead block for X all the way down the field. Once they get to the EZ he rips off his OSU jersey to reveal a UT jersey & celebrate the TD.

A heel turn in the title match!

I forgot that dude was committed. 

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49 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I forgot that dude was committed. 

There are posters here who would like to have his baby. Best be careful about forgetting or doubting Jaggy McJaggerson.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

There are posters here who would like to have his baby. Best be careful about forgetting or doubting Jaggy McJaggerson.

Hey, just because I said he looks like a young Alan Jackson

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15 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Hey, just because I said he looks like a young Alan Jackson

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Maybe a little bitty. 

23 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Hey, just because I said he looks like a young Alan Jackson

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I wonder where Parker was "when the world stopped turning?"

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

I wonder where Parker was "when the world stopped turning?"

Definitely wasn't even born yet.

Has he been seen in the same room with Arch?

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

This guy is going to get so much tail in Austin telling chicks he’s Arch Manning

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Please don't with the Alan Jackson chicanery. I'm begging here. 

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Please, for the love of god, do not upset CTJ like this. When riled up, his temper gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.

31 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Please don't with the Alan Jackson chicanery. I'm begging here. 

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At this point you should probably grab a drink and embrace it. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

I know you guys are having a good time, but could you please excercise just a little bitty self-restraint?

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If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

I prefer my country in the tune of "Paint me a Birmingham" or "It's a great day to be alive."

But I digress, wheres the recruiting updates?

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

 

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

Jeez, seems like you need a stiff drink. Go ahead, It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere. 

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With Jimbo kicked to the curb what’s the rumor on Fisher’s bagmen like Craig? Are they sticking around in College Station to keep dropping bags for Elko. Because it’s pretty important for Texas to know Who’s Cheatin Who.

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

this guy definitely settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

With Jimbo kicked to the curb what’s the rumor on Fisher’s bagmen like Craig? Are they sticking around in College Station to keep dropping bags for Elko. Because it’s pretty important for Texas to know Who’s Cheatin Who.

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Some of you guys don’t seem to understand how this works. Here, in the real world, the song title / lyric has to at least be tangentially related to the thread / topic. 

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Some of you guys don’t seem to understand how this works. Here, in the real world, the song title / lyric has to at least be tangentially related to the thread / topic. 

I see where your problem is. 

28 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Some of you guys don’t seem to understand how this works. Here, in the real world, the song title / lyric has to at least be tangentially related to the thread / topic. 

No, the school don’t always get the croot🎶

52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

Finally someone remembers that most people bitched about 90s country in the 90s just like they bitch about todays Snapback country

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

You're awfully familiar with his discography for someone that isn't a fan.

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4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You're awfully familiar with his discography for someone that isn't a fan.

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We didn’t have satellite radio in the 90’s. I drove from Austin to Houston and back a ton. Country music channels were like 3 of the 12 options. 

Also, I can’t even begin to describe how much ass was there for the taking at Dance Across Texas if you were willing to endure some shit country music and handle yourself with a two step. 

 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We didn’t have satellite radio in the 90’s. I drove from Austin to Houston and back a ton. Country music channels were like 3 of the 12 options. 

Also, I can’t even begin to describe how much ass was there for the taking at Dance Across Texas if you were willing to endure some shit country music and handle yourself with a two step. 

 

country bar women are a different breed drinking beer and smoking marlboro lights.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

If Garth Brooks hadn't ruined country music, I'm fairly certain that Alan Jackson would have. That motherfucker put out some of the dumbest, cheesiest, sappiest shit in the '90's. He was an automatic channel changer for me when his maudlin crap would come on. 

Gone Country - possibly the most cynical money grab in modern country music history, and that's saying something

Remember When - fuck off and I despise the notion that this song probably got you laid

Don't Rock the Jukebox - you aren't rocking a fucking thing, asshole

Dallas - how I wish your ass had stayed in Tennessee and off the radio, dickwad

Here in the Real World - Here in the real world, you're ruining a music genre. Just brutally murdering it.

Midnight In Montgomery - Hank Williams rolls over in his grave every time some asshat leverages his talent and legend to sell a fucking record.

Summertime Blues - There is a cure, it's avoiding your bullshit at all costs.

Livin' On Love - hell is a very loud place with this song blaring, I think

Tall, Tall Trees - that you should have been strung up to

Little Bitty - with what you did to country music, this is the size of your soul

Pop a Top - I like to see your top get popped

The list goes on. That guy can go fuck himself and the rest of you doing word plays with his trash can fuck off with him. 

Imagine being this retarded. 

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So im interrupting this country talk as an Xavier Filasame flip is all but done.

1 minute ago, bwub60 said:

So im interrupting this country talk as an Xavier Filasame flip is all but done.

Explain yourself

CTJ definitely rolls around Houston in a X6 M, in his 40’s blasting Mike Jones chopped and screwed tracks.

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4 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

So im interrupting this country talk as an Xavier Filasame flip is all but done.

Ahem what

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4 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

So im interrupting this country talk as an Xavier Filasame flip is all but done.

Maybe about this?

 

5 minutes ago, bwub60 said:

So im interrupting this country talk as an Xavier Filasame flip is all but done.

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Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

Maybe about this?

 

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7 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Explain yourself

You just gotta read between the lines boys. Now go listen to all of the songs and artist mentioned so far and they will lead you to the same conclusion.

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