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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

What in the Hell is going on in this thread?

Bunch of gourmets and fashionistas.

I received a giveaway pair of UT Crocs while I was in school. Awesome house shoes and for running  quicks errands. 
 

They weren’t grotesque like the picture above. Much more low profile. They were gray with a Longhorn on the toe, and Texas on the straps. Great shoes. Lost them in a move. 

59 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I work in medicine and live in Hawaii therefore I’m in crocs or havaianas 95% of the time. I have a pair of crocs with flashlights on them for walking the dog at night. Life is sick.

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18 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Which one do yall like better?

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

I work in medicine and live in Hawaii therefore I’m in crocs or havaianas 95% of the time. I have a pair of crocs with flashlights on them for walking the dog at night. Life is sick.

Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal

If only you knew 

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

What’s the word on Gibbs gonna remain solid?

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per Gerry he's heard from his IMG source that he expects Gibbs to sign with Texas and not to take another visit to Florida.

Gibbs? are y'all talking about Gibson? and if so, WTF, is the texags? 

4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

 

Gibbs? are y'all talking about Gibson? and if so, WTF, is the texags? 

If you're going to call out autocorrect, spelling etc... don't do this

I wear Walmart crocs with socks almost all the time. What the fuck are y’all talking about, they are super comfy and cheap and function very well.

I’m an old. So most of my shoes are Vans.  Sans a few pairs of running and gym shoes 

1 minute ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

they are super comfy

Are you an 18yr old girl?

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17 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

If you're going to call out autocorrect, spelling etc... don't do this

android is weird.

9 minutes ago, Grimas said:

How is this Surly without a pair of burnt orange Big Knocker Tiddies?image.thumb.jpeg.37d869455b7617f82b073ec9f9f99df3.jpeg

This is what came to mind and I tried googling to find a pic. Big mistake. 

I live on Galveston Island and have worn LL Bean Boat Shoes for years. Comfy and perfect for the sandy island.

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I live on Galveston Island and have worn LL Bean Boat Shoes for years. Comfy and perfect for the sandy island.

#ThatsFrat 

 

Also, username does not check out

34 minutes ago, Grimas said:

How is this Surly without a pair of burnt orange Big Knocker Tiddies?image.thumb.jpeg.37d869455b7617f82b073ec9f9f99df3.jpeg


I must have these. I will paint the sides white.

33 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

Gibson looks fucking huge

Him and Clark are going to be a couple of hammers. 

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

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I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the Surly Watch Party. 

and eating fucking green beans.  smgdh

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52 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Are you an 18yr old girl?

I am on every website but this one…

9 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I am on every website but this one…

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17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

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my sandals kick ass.

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3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

argue drag race GIF by Shalita Grant

 

my sandals kick ass.

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Damn, a GIF of W dodging the shoe at the news conference 20 years ago would have been a helluva response to some of this babble.

6 hours ago, Vermin said:

Be happy if your kids are happy to wear crocs instead of expensive all-white sneakers. What could go wrong?

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

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Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

39 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
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1 minute ago, SamMan said:

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

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Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
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I wished those muthafuckas were 600

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7 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

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Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
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I went to the Golden Goose store in Charleston last month - an entire store full of scuffed tacky 90s kids shoes retailing for the price of a new iPhone. Absurd.

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11 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Or the even more expensive, already scuffed white sneakers..these motherfuckers go for $600:

shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcShMuvZ1FcJYaHY-RIVa

Several years ago, I made the mistake of asking a girl sitting next to me at LaGuardia if the filthy shoes she was carrying had gone through the baggage handling system. You’d think I’d called her a fat fucking whore…that’s when I learned all about Golden Goose.

Anyway, for the record, I wore a hoodie on our flight to and from the Caribbean this summer, and wore my crocs on the beach every day. So, I’m a total weirdo.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that every Surly member was some version of Matt Shatt from SNL:
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Reject modernity 


embrace tradition

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1 hour ago, El Compadre said:

Gibson looks fucking huge

I was thinking the same thing... Choice was an NFL running back for 5 years and looks noticeably smaller than a high school back. 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

Don't forget everyone's supermodel wife or gf.

27 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't forget everyone's supermodel wife or gf.

You think I’d bring my supermodel girlfriends around this crowd? 

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:-))) 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

:-))) 

 

 

Washington’s run game is going to struggle even more. 

50 minutes ago, GTNY said:

You think I’d bring my supermodel girlfriends around this crowd? 

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Him and Clark are going to be a couple of hammers. 

Him is?

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can only assume that the Surly Watch Party in New Orleans is going to be populated by a bunch of fat middle aged guys in Crocs and horrible sandals of various types. Is this the gluttony support group? NAY! It is the gathering of Surly elites.

If I look around and see a bunch of people my age, I know I screwed up.

Anyone seen a list of the expected early enrollees?

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 

Do not forget the three golden rules, people!!

 

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1 hour ago, Kwix said:

Anyone seen a list of the expected early enrollees?

yes

 

From Gator 247 / Blake Alderman, on Filsaime.  Today.

 

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(The CB reference is to the one Nahlin put in.  Alderman/Fong haven't flipped their CBs.)

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