December 14, 20232 yr 34 minutes ago, crash_davis said: There's no way to spin the absolutely shitshow that is aggy. Usually new coaches get a recruiting bump. Elko and his staff are having to poach Old fucking Dominion for players. Holy fuck what a miserable situation they dug for themselves. Aggy is a shit show, but the new coach bump is a thing that happens in their first full recruiting cycle not in the transition class.
December 14, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Lulz. Probably trying to generate a narrative of aggy recruiting win over Texas and LSU. Desperate for attention. Â Nothing like winning a recruiting battle for your own committed recruit.Â
December 14, 20232 yr I missed the conversation, but I want to go on the record as being pro-Moffitt but anti-aggie. I think he was a good hire and I hate that they got him. Sorry I missed the initial discussion. That’s all I got.  Oh, and you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. Dude, Tommy Moffitt is the last person you should be stan'ing for. There are at minimum 50 more qualified individuals than that clown with much more of a resume than his "S&C for Satan".
December 14, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: Dude, Tommy Moffitt is the last person you should be stan'ing for. There are at minimum 50 more qualified individuals than that clown with much more of a resume than his "S&C for Satan". Oh, really? Who? Tell me another strength coach with his resume. It’s not just Saban. It’s also Les Miles, who is an idiot. It’s Ed Orgeron. It’s Miami. It’s late 90s Tennessee. It’s a close relationship with the head US powerlifting coach. It’s the other strength coaches he’s put at SEC programs. It’s the fact that other head coaches repeatedly tried to steal him from LSU without success. There is no strength coach with a better resume. Unless you can give me one I’m not aware of. You think it’s a coincidence LSU has become softer than your pussy lips since Kelly was hired? I don’t. But please, enlighten me. Who has a better resume?Â
December 14, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Chili dog said: It’s a close relationship with the head US powerlifting coach. Do they ever go to the gym and pump each other?
December 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, crash_davis said: There's no way to spin the absolutely shitshow that is aggy. Usually new coaches get a recruiting bump. Elko and his staff are having to poach Old fucking Dominion for players. Holy fuck what a miserable situation they dug for themselves. They would have been better off hiring Herman.Â
December 14, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Chili dog said: Oh, really? Who? Tell me another strength coach with his resume. It’s not just Saban. It’s also Les Miles, who is an idiot. It’s Ed Orgeron. It’s Miami. It’s late 90s Tennessee. It’s a close relationship with the head US powerlifting coach. It’s the other strength coaches he’s put at SEC programs. It’s the fact that other head coaches repeatedly tried to steal him from LSU without success. There is no strength coach with a better resume. Unless you can give me one I’m not aware of. You think it’s a coincidence LSU has become softer than your pussy lips since Kelly was hired? I don’t. But please, enlighten me. Who has a better resume? I don't think anyone is disputing his resume. Nor is anyone disputing he would have been a huge hire in 2010.  People are questioning whether it's still a big time hire in 2024. Edited December 14, 20232 yr by Skipper
December 14, 20232 yr Oh, really? Who? Tell me another strength coach with his resume. It’s not just Saban. It’s also Les Miles, who is an idiot. It’s Ed Orgeron. It’s Miami. It’s late 90s Tennessee. It’s a close relationship with the head US powerlifting coach. It’s the other strength coaches he’s put at SEC programs. It’s the fact that other head coaches repeatedly tried to steal him from LSU without success. There is no strength coach with a better resume. Unless you can give me one I’m not aware of. You think it’s a coincidence LSU has become softer than your pussy lips since Kelly was hired? I don’t. But please, enlighten me. Who has a better resume? Sweetheart my left testicle has more relevance than Tommy Moffitt. He's not Ed Coan. He's not Stan Efferding. He's not Dave Tate. Hell he's not even Ben Bruno. Moffitt is an old dinosaur that has long since passed his prime. Sorry you're too ignorant to see that. The fact that you are requesting I refute what you perceive to be his legitimacy as an S&C is further proof that you have no goddamned fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget.
December 14, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Skipper said: I don't think anyone is disputing his resume. Nor is anyone disputing he would have been a huge hire in 2010.  People are questioning whether it's still a big time hire in 2024. Actually, @Herbie Hancock specifically questioned his resume. And he was there in 2019.Â
December 14, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said: Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget. I think this conversation is over.Â
December 14, 20232 yr So nobody is going to even bother making a thread for Black? are we taking him for granted? Edited December 14, 20232 yr by Pato del Muerto
December 14, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said: So nobody is going to even bother making a thread for Black? Racist, imo.
December 14, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: So nobody is going to even bother making a thread for Black? What? There was two of them.
December 14, 20232 yr Hey guys wanna hear something about Texas recruiting? Jeff Howe and Perroni went behind people's backs to make Deshon Elliott a 4* in their database after the rankings came out and pissed off Barton Simmons who sent him angry texts. My respect for J Howe and Perroni went up a bit. Â Edited December 14, 20232 yr by horn_of_the_morning
December 14, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: 4 hours ago?  Fml. I’m senile or it wasn’t on page 1 a minute ago. Can’t see the Black thread in dark mode
December 14, 20232 yr Just now, Pato del Muerto said: 4 hours ago?  Fml. I’m senile or it wasn’t on page 1 a minute ago.Â
December 14, 20232 yr 40 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said: Will y’all stfu about Moffitt. No one cares.
December 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said: you have no goddamned fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget. This comment is fucking retarded. You’ve exposed yourself. Don’t be a dumbass.Â
December 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said: Sweetheart my left testicle has more relevance than Tommy Moffitt. He's not Ed Coan. He's not Stan Efferding. He's not Dave Tate. Hell he's not even Ben Bruno. Moffitt is an old dinosaur that has long since passed his prime. Sorry you're too ignorant to see that. The fact that you are requesting I refute what you perceive to be his legitimacy as an S&C is further proof that you have no goddamned fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget. Edited December 14, 20232 yr by Ghost of Shag
December 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said: Sweetheart my left testicle has more relevance than Tommy Moffitt. He's not Ed Coan. He's not Stan Efferding. He's not Dave Tate. Hell he's not even Ben Bruno. Moffitt is an old dinosaur that has long since passed his prime. Sorry you're too ignorant to see that. The fact that you are requesting I refute what you perceive to be his legitimacy as an S&C is further proof that you have no goddamned fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget.  18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: This comment is fucking retarded. You’ve exposed yourself. Don’t be a dumbass.  3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:
December 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Chili dog said: Oh, really? Who? Tell me another strength coach with his resume. It’s not just Saban. It’s also Les Miles, who is an idiot. It’s Ed Orgeron. It’s Miami. It’s late 90s Tennessee. It’s a close relationship with the head US powerlifting coach. It’s the other strength coaches he’s put at SEC programs. It’s the fact that other head coaches repeatedly tried to steal him from LSU without success. There is no strength coach with a better resume. Unless you can give me one I’m not aware of. You think it’s a coincidence LSU has become softer than your pussy lips since Kelly was hired? I don’t. But please, enlighten me. Who has a better resume?  Â
December 14, 20232 yr This 995er interaction posted by @Getafix is so damn funny, it wouldn't be shocking if it were satire. "Slight adjustment" -- 995er fails to mention the obvious Dumber than dirt ag then expresses hope that the earlier meeting is somehow good news. 995er gently informs ag that it was moved for the convenience of Texas. Â
December 14, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Lonestar88 said: Aggy is a shit show, but the new coach bump is a thing that happens in their first full recruiting cycle not in the transition class. There is a chance the recruiting bump could also fizzle, from my observation players buy into promises for that first bump, and evidently that is why they don't coach bowl games because a loss could sour that bump, but they have been such a dumpster fire that there is a chance they screw that up as well.
December 14, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, crash_davis said: There's no way to spin the absolutely shitshow that is aggy. Usually new coaches get a recruiting bump. Elko and his staff are having to poach Old fucking Dominion for players. Holy fuck what a miserable situation they dug for themselves. To be fair the new coach recruiting bump would come in the next class in theory.Â
December 14, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, thepop said: To be fair the new coach recruiting bump would come in the next class in theory. I think their bump is going to be a bit of a forgettable redneck baby bump.
December 14, 20232 yr An aggy recruiting bump is going to be tough given we made the playoff, and the Texas staff is wise in getting younger recruits to games all season, laying the groundwork. Elko's staff is awful in terms of Texas recruiting ties.
December 14, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said: I think their bump is going to be a bit of a forgettable redneck baby bump. 1,(x) Edited December 14, 20232 yr by BarthHollamew Typo
December 14, 20232 yr An aggy recruiting bump is going to be tough given we made the playoff, and the Texas staff is wise in getting younger recruits to games all season, laying the groundwork. Elko's staff is awful in terms of Texas recruiting ties.And LSU in year 3 of Brian Kelly is coming off the exposure of a Heisman winner… And OU is coming into the SEC with the momentum of a 10 win season (even if their schedule was fraudulent)… And Bama/UGA will continue to cherry-pick whoever Texas/LSU/OU don’t snag…Aggy is not well-positioned in the recruiting landscape rn.
December 14, 20232 yr Let’s talk about whether the negative comments about Moffett are nothing more than blatant ageism discrimination. That will be really fun.Â
December 14, 20232 yr  Updated Bowl Practice Players: Ryan Wingo Parker Livingstone Christian Clark Â
December 14, 20232 yr Per Bobby Xavier Filsaime still expected to visit. Tyanthony Smith visit still possible even though public comments say otherwise. Apparently a lot of influences around Jasper are trying to make the A&M commit stick(my phrasing). A mystery HS recruit is expected to be on campus this weekend for an OV(Not Daelyn Evans) Blake Gideon met with Aeryn Hampton at Chipotle in Longview, Daelyn Evans was there enjoying possibly a burrito as well.    Edited December 14, 20232 yr by BurntOrange&White
December 14, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Blake Gideon met with Aeryn Hampton at Chipotle in Longview, Daelyn Evans was there enjoying possibly a burrito as well. the odds of them being the only 3 people in that specific Chipolte were very, very high.
December 14, 20232 yr 53 minutes ago, NoName said: the odds of them being the only 3 people in that specific Chipolte were very, very high. Jesus, at least take them to the Saltgrass next door. WTF Gideon?
December 14, 20232 yr Author Popular Post Quick update - T'Vondre Sweat is now Texas' 24th-ever Unanimous All-American. Bo Davis can coach.
December 14, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, texifornia said: Quick update - T'Vondre Sweat is now Texas' 24th-ever Unanimous All-American. Bo Davis can coach. Yea, but can he recruit?? /sarcasm
December 14, 20232 yr 21 minutes ago, tejas60 said: Jesus, at least take them to the Saltgrass next door. WTF Gideon? i've never seen a chipotle that has fewer people in it or in the parking lot at peak hours than that one. they clearly are doing well, been there like 8ish years? but that place never ever was actually busy inside. Edited December 14, 20232 yr by NoName
December 14, 20232 yr 59 minutes ago, conVINCEd said: Ryan Williams? Im stunned. Im pissed. It's Ashton Funk. Also.. holy shit at this:
December 14, 20232 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Im stunned. Im pissed. It's Ashton Funk. Also.. holy shit at this: I mean... https://247sports.com/player/trey-moore-46111689/
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