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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

You probably like El Patio…

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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21 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Club No Minor FTW

Took a girl I was dating there once. At the beginning of the evening she said that it wasn’t working out and we should just be friends. After a couple of margaritas, she was sitting on my lap with her tongue down my throat.
 

Those were some magical margaritas… 

22 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Club No Minor FTW

Wrong city bro…though when I first moved to Houston I lived at the late great Mariner Pointe and was a fixture at CNM…

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50 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Saw this.  Doesn't seem like anything reliable, and also thought it said earlier in the week Baker is visiting this weekend.

 

 

 

 

Looks like that was simply meant to sow FUD, Fudd.

 

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2 hours ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Spoken like someone who has never been to a Club Applebee's #ClubBees #mozzerellasticks


I’d rather catch all of the STD’s South Austin’s Mom has before I would ever eat at a mother fucking Applebee’s. 

2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

You probably like El Patio…

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24 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Took a girl I was dating there once. At the beginning of the evening she said that it wasn’t working out and we should just be friends. After a couple of margaritas, she was sitting on my lap with her tongue down my throat.
 

Those were some magical margaritas… 

Can’t imagine why. 

 

Lulz ... look at Lincoln Bag o'Dicks trying to lean in for the pic, and the recruit is desperately leaning away 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Saw this.  Doesn't seem like anything reliable, and also thought it said earlier in the week Baker is visiting this weekend.

 

I love it. Nebraska thinks they’re relevant again because a triple legacy with an uncle on the Nebraska staff will probably sign with them. Congratulations you finally made a layup. 
 

Raiola won’t bring anybody with him. 

Sorry if out of place, but can I get the up to date chart of who played in how many games? Figured it was best to ask here. 

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Sorry if out of place, but can I get the up to date chart of who played in how many games? Figured it was best to ask here. 

This?

 

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bowls don’t count for the number 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This?

 

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bowls don’t count for the number 

You bet, thank you. 

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4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You're not new here. You have to wade through all the shit just like the rest of us.


Yeah, why should he get special privileges? 

Sark looks good out on the trail.

 

 

Which teams completed in-home visits?  (We know Syracuse did - lulz - but I don't think A&M did ... ).

 

 

33 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Baylor commit.  OV to Texas, this weekend.

 

https://247sports.com/player/alex-foster-46139131/

 

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I wondered if this might have been the guy.  Big frame, moves well. But not explosive. Raw. 

Honestly, give him 2 years with Bo and see what you have.

 

We 'crootin in Newark?

 

 

 

This is how things ended, for "Ricardo."  😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

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home is home.  A lot of people have it worse.   Earl could count the stars through the hole in the roof.

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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jesus. Can we get him that $50k sooner?

Fuck off with that comment, not everyone lives in a mansion or on lake Travis.

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Yeah that is one of the most tone deaf and shittiest posts I've read on this forum in recent memory and we had a green beans debate.

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7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jesus. Can we get him that $50k sooner?

If this is a, "wow he looks huge and ready to play immediately," then I agree with you!

If its a "holy fuck, that living room," then go fuck yourself.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

If this is a, "wow he looks huge and ready to play immediately," then I agree with you!

If its a "holy fuck, that living room," then go fuck yourself.

The first one. 

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Cruz has all the wealth in the world in manners wearing dress shoes, dress pants, and a button down shirt for an important visit that will greatly impact his future.

That's a perfectly fine home. You know you actually don't need a million rooms you never visit that gather dust and run up your property taxes and AC bill.

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22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jesus. Can we get him that $50k sooner?

I’ll take the L here. Cruz seems like a gentleman with a great family. If he takes care of his business, he’ll make more money than I’ve ever dreamed of. 
 

I’m happy he’s a Longhorn. Best of luck to him. 

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9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ll take the L here. Cruz seems like a gentleman with a great family. If he takes care of his business, he’ll make more money than I’ve ever dreamed of. 
 

I’m happy he’s a Longhorn. Best of luck to him. 

If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame. – I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.

4 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Wrong city bro…though when I first moved to Houston I lived at the late great Mariner Pointe and was a fixture at CNM…

Mariner Pointe ftw

43 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Still not as bad as the Caleb Williams Dr. Pepper commercial so I have that going for me. 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Which teams completed in-home visits?  (We know Syracuse did - lulz - but I don't think A&M did ... ).

 

 

I thought they had because their HC(Erob)was already in home with the Syracuse staff?

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Which teams completed in-home visits?  (We know Syracuse did - lulz - but I don't think A&M did ... ).

 

 

Where did that all suss out? He is still employed by the ags. 

 

On Xavier Filsaime, from Florida 247.  Posted 12/14.

 

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6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

On Xavier Filsaime, from Florida 247.  Posted 12/14.

 

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Smells of desperation and cope. 

I’m picking up on some early Mack vibes and this is only the beginning. Sark is going to be able to get whoever he wants this next cycle too. Fun times 

Not bad for someone not visiting.

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Seems like that means Elko has given up on Smith. As much as A&M worries about public perception of momentum I wouldn't think Elko clears Wiltfong to do that unless there's no coming back. 

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What an overwhelming avalanche of momentum over Aggy headed into the Sec…

Aggy should never forget…

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Is this Wiltfong helping Elko by putting more pressure on smith, who is trying to keep his visit quiet?

 

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15 hours ago, Ricky&#x27;s one-hitter said:

Idk how any of y'all are stanning for chains. Most of my favorite restaurant experiences were being a regular at local shitholes with good food like The Marimont or Los Tres Bobos. In my experience, Bobos' bartender calls a cab. Chili's calls the fuzz.

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12 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Took a girl I was dating there once. At the beginning of the evening she said that it wasn’t working out and we should just be friends. After a couple of margaritas, she was sitting on my lap with her tongue down my throat.
 

Those were some magical margaritas… 

Pretty amazing what happens when you respond to that with "Man, I was just thinking the exact same thing."

Let's try to stay on track and discuss the culinary merits of Chili's. 

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