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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

  • closetojumping
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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wait till all the olds find out that Bussy in this day n' age means boy pussy and you're all joking about some gay fantasy. NTTAWWT

wait, really? I thought the B was for butt and was gender neutral.

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If you'll excuse me, I have some urgent text messages I need to send out

32 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

....but even if he was, it's all right

Sounds like we might be here for a Good Time.

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Wingo is in!!!

 

 

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1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

Hey dipshit if your gonna pick a fight with CTJ at least make it intelligent.  Take a lap and go back to the football board, we expect a higher level of competence out of our board idiots over here on the recruiting board. 

That bitch started it because he couldn't handle any mention of Evan Stewart.

Frankly I couldn't give a fuck what you think about it.

1 minute ago, FtheBig12 said:

Closetojumping is one of those guys who no one in his life takes seriously so he has to feel like a big man to be the content manager on a random message board. It shouldn't be so much fun to trigger him but I can't help myself.

@closetojumping is one of the main reasons I show up here. Someone like you literally adds nothing of substance... he at least has a lot of inside knowledge and legitimate takes.

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Spoken like a guy who doesn’t get any bussey 

I mean I like bussey as much as the next guy, but I'll leave it to you to lick it.

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1 minute ago, austintx said:

@closetojumping is one of the main reasons I show up here. Someone like you literally adds nothing of substance... he at least has a lot of inside knowledge and legitimate takes.

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Just now, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch started it because he couldn't handle any mention of Evan Stewart.

Frankly I couldn't give a fuck what you think about it.

oh no triggered

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3 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Closetojumping is one of those guys who no one in his life takes seriously so he has to feel like a big man to be the content manager on a random message board. It shouldn't be so much fun to trigger him but I can't help myself.

btw Vertigo was mocking the idiocy of this board and the absolute meaninglessness of getting positive rep on this board....

2 minutes ago, austintx said:

@closetojumping is one of the main reasons I show up here. Someone like you literally adds nothing of substance... he at least has a lot of inside knowledge and legitimate takes.

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

3 minutes ago, austintx said:

@closetojumping is one of the main reasons I show up here. Someone like you literally adds nothing of substance... he at least has a lot of inside knowledge and legitimate takes.

 

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

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Looks like you're thirsty for @closetojumping's bussy.

10 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wait till all the olds find out that Bussy in this day n' age means boy pussy and you're all joking about some gay fantasy. NTTAWWT

I was wondering if someone was going to break the news to the stupid people begging to catch some Bussy. 
 

 

Just now, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

Lol.

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Just now, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

 

Obviously you haven't raced him. But, in case you have. Sorry you lost.

6 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Closetojumping is one of those guys who no one in his life takes seriously so he has to feel like a big man to be the content manager on a random message board. It shouldn't be so much fun to trigger him but I can't help myself.

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2 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

How big a ol' boy are ya? And what's your 40 time?

Just now, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

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8 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Closetojumping is one of those guys who no one in his life takes seriously so he has to feel like a big man to be the content manager on a random message board. It shouldn't be so much fun to trigger him but I can't help myself.

I'm starting to think that you're dumb enough to actually believe that he's the one who seems triggered in this situation. You know, as you tried to convince everyone in your 5th post about how triggered the other guy is. 

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8 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch started it because he couldn't handle any mention of Evan Stewart.

Frankly I couldn't give a fuck what you think about it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

3 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

I don’t think you’re allowed to talk this way about Little People anymore. 

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3 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

Closetojumping is one of those guys who no one in his life takes seriously so he has to feel like a big man to be the content manager on a random message board. It shouldn't be so much fun to trigger him but I can't help myself.

This kind of astute yet brutally honest summary of my existence is a cut to the quick, sir. It hurts and will not go unrequited. 

 

1 minute ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

Please don't leave. We need bold men with backbone on this board to show us the way. Your journey on the recruiting board could be really enlightening. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

I'm starting to think that you're dumb enough to actually believe that he's the one who seems triggered in this situation. You know, as you tried to convince everyone in your 5th post about how triggered the other guy is. 

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4 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

My guy.  This is Wendy’s 

4 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

Originality: 0

Punctuation: 1

Self-awareness: -15

 

6 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

That was quite a rant from a keyboard tough guy. How ironic. 

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

 

Self-awareness: -15

 

So he’s aggie?

7 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

Would it be fair to say that some people will never like him...

and he will never give a fuck?

Still waiting on Wingo confirmation from someone other than his dad on twitter. 

8 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Just now, irishtexan said:

Still waiting on Wingo confirmation from someone other than his dad on twitter. 

Never fear, Brandon Harris is here to make a vague insinuation.

 

 

7 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

fixed

So the only potential for any excitement today TyAnthony at 6:30pm. 

Also looking to see if McKinley, Evans or Foster sign today or let it play out till NSD2

Just now, Ragde said:

So he’s aggie?

I didn't know the ASCII code for ∞, but apparently it's 236.

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Still waiting on Wingo confirmation from someone other than his dad on twitter. 

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That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 
You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.
See ya cunts.

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7 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Did you forget your blue pill again?

I’ll get it right now….

 

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17 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

See ya cunts.

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OK, so know that all of that other stuff is over, WTF happened to Ohio State?

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Never fear, Brandon Harris is here to make a vague insinuation.

 

 

It's E Stew isn't it

Just now, BornOrange said:

OK, so know that all of that other stuff is over, WTF happened to Ohio State?

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