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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The last few pages of this shit is basically the office after Michael left blended with Scott’s tots on repeat 

lewd michael scott GIF

12 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Landyn Rosow posted it 3 minutes later claiming Evans told him he was announcing at 5.

<html><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2024 A&amp;M commit Dealyn Evans tells me he will be making his announcement at 5PM. <br><br>Read-&gt; <a href="https://t.co/AeiLtwItY6">https://t.co/AeiLtwItY6</a> <a href="https://t.co/vRxk1ChxdD">pic.twitter.com/vRxk1ChxdD</a></p>&mdash; Landyn Rosow (@RivalsLandyn) <a href="https://twitter.com/RivalsLandyn/status/1738310907946561859?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></html>

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Brauny is way ahead of you buddy. 
 
Dumb ass wants a rule that players can’t access their NIL money until they’re juniors. 
I think aggy should lead the way on this. Surely the rest of us will see the great success of that and follow in aggy footsteps?
1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

You guys are killing me. 25 26 -> 4

 

Edit: the Chicago song, for those unaware, refers to the time of circa 3:34 AM to 3:35 AM, not random numbers; it is "to" not "two."

Ha HA!  If that were true, the lyric would be "26 or 5 to 4".  Checkmate!

13 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Landyn Rosow posted it 3 minutes later claiming Evans told him he was announcing at 5.

<html><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2024 A&amp;M commit Dealyn Evans tells me he will be making his announcement at 5PM. <br><br>Read-&gt; <a href="https://t.co/AeiLtwItY6">https://t.co/AeiLtwItY6</a> <a href="https://t.co/vRxk1ChxdD">pic.twitter.com/vRxk1ChxdD</a></p>&mdash; Landyn Rosow (@RivalsLandyn) <a href="https://twitter.com/RivalsLandyn/status/1738310907946561859?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 22, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></html>

 

Let's try it again since my dumbass got locked out of the last post before I could fix the error of my ways.  

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s stupid number shit that Jason Higdon used to post as supposed hints to recruiting. It pops up every now and then whenever some $9.95ers reminds someone of it. Posters then feel obligated to make 20 posts of random numbers while, I assume, just howling about it behind their keyboard. 

I miss recruits living in "orange houses."

1 minute ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Wouldn’t it just be him signing? He is already committed right?

It would be weird to live stream a signing of a school you’re already committed to. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

It would be weird to live stream a signing of a school you’re already committed to. 

Counterpoint: Being weird is what aggy is all about.

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It would be weird to live stream a signing of a school you’re already committed to. 

Didn’t we have a couple of commits do that Wednesday?

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It would be weird to live stream a signing of a school you’re already committed to. 

Doing anything at 5pm on the Friday before Christmas is already as weird as it gets.

Have we seen a single CB to Texas? Normally you'd see some CB flips before an announcement. This one is strange.

1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Have we seen a single CB to Texas? Normally you'd see some CB flips before an announcement. This one is strange.

Maybe he was never flipping, or maybe Sark is going for max pain.  

2 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

How I feel when I can’t decide who was hotter Kate or Juliet?

 

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

Team Juliet over here.

Team Alex* 

 

*pretty sure the actress was over 18

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Doing anything at 5pm on the Friday before Christmas is already as weird as it gets.

fuckan this.  just went to specs.  its nuts out there yall

 

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Reeks of Aggy portraying this as Elko’s first big win over Sark

If his first big win is not losing a guy they’ve had committed forever, have at it big guy

Butler only ran in one meet. I think it's unlikely he took track seriously.
For reference here are some other guys' PRs: Matthew Golden 11.25, Xavier Worthy 10.55, Evan Stewart 10.58, Ryan Wingo 10.67, London Humphreys 10.66. Even the guys with faster times have some runs in the 11s early in the season. 

247 has Golden as a 10.93. And I believe Worthy ran his 10.55 as a SO.
20 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

I miss recruits living in "orange houses."

That's a transfer and it's Moore.  

4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Reeks of Aggy portraying this as Elko’s first big win over Sark

Wait till we play them and see who gets the big win. It's going to be all Longhorns! 

8 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

Team Alex* 

 

*pretty sure the actress was over 18

Team Alex, and when she got back to the mainland she went to work for Billy Bob in Goliath.  image.png.95c85260501340b886130b0ad580bd60.png

8 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Reeks of Aggy portraying this as Elko’s first big win over Sark

Is it really a win if he was already committed to you and two it'll be funny to see Texags walk back all the shit talking they have been doing on this kid the last 24 hours. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Saw an article that talked about the writer and how he had spent something like 20 years of his life writing Season 1 - and then had 6 months to get a script out for Season 2.

Doesn't help that he was a hack and a shitty writer. Season 1 was stupid writing and excellent acting and tits

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Tennessee is interested in being flashy, but Heupel also seems like he knows what he's doing and they do not run a soft program.

Rodney Garner (Tennessee DL coach) is at the stage of his career where he does not suffer fools or prima donnas. 

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Doesn't help that he was a hack and a shitty writer. Season 1 was stupid writing and excellent acting and tits

 

Especially tits

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2 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

How I feel when I can’t decide who was hotter Kate or Juliet?

Why not both?

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7 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

Especially tits

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Kind of surprised Woody didn't write this. He had sex scenes with that goddess above, Michelle Monaghan, and Lili Simmons. 

31 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Reeks of Aggy portraying this as Elko’s first big win over Sark

“Yay, we overpaid to stop Texas from flipping another one or our recruits!”

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

“Yay, we overpaid to stop Texas from flipping another one or our recruits!”

It's called knowing the market and dominating it, ya stupid sip!

5 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

What do you think Adonai Mitchell runs? The point is posters freaking out about a guy without elite speed. 

Give me a technician over Renaldo Snipes Nehemiah (yes I just dated myself)

You could have gone Willie Gault, but you went “Renaldo Snipes Nehemiah”…

Damn!

You probably have back problems and get up once or twice during the night to pee!


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1 minute ago, Davis Lane said:

Celebrate Old Lady GIF by Offline Granny!

Well, I've been sitting here spam refreshing and I can tell you that Gideon just followed him in real time. 

I'm not watching this kid's insta. This is so dumb. 

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Team Juliet over here.

Both hot as balls but give me Juliet as well.

Just now, Mikey4 said:

I'm not watching this kid's insta. This is so dumb. 

Clearly Dealyn isn’t aware that Fridays aren’t the day to release news.

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1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm not watching this kid's insta. This is so dumb. 

Totally. 

I’m just going to keep refreshing this thread until I find out where an 18-year-old decided to play football.

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1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm not watching this kid's insta. This is so dumb. 

Unless he picks us.  Then it was awesome.

Well, I've been sitting here spam refreshing and I can tell you that Gideon just followed him in real time. 

He prolly meant Tik-Tok.
Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

Unless he picks us.  Then it was awesome.

We’ll tell our grandkids about it.

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm not watching this kid's insta. This is so dumb. 

Absolutely agree. Unrelated, but can someone please provide a link to Evans’ instagram? 

Probably going to announce that he is holding off until NSD2.

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

You probably have back sciatica problems and get up once or twice during the night to pee!

 

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He follows Michael Kearn of all people. If it's a troll, following the punter for Texas is a commitment to the bit.

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