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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

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I just noticed that when I changed “adolescent” to “pre-pubescent”, I didn’t change the article. 

I was going to read through the responses to see if I had been called out.
 

NARRATOR: “Napoleon had been.”

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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Weren’t we trying to flip Dealyn Evans from aggy?  Did that fall thru….kid was was Longview/Pinetree?

25 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I just noticed that when I changed “adolescent” to “pre-pubescent”, I didn’t change the article. 

I was going to read through the responses to see if I had been called out.
 

NARRATOR: “Napoleon had been.”

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I thought about it, but it's Christmas, so fuck it. I let you slide. 

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Weren’t we trying to flip Dealyn Evans from aggy?  Did that fall thru….kid was was Longview/Pinetree?

We weren't really trying and the dude is the epitome of trolling aggy. That is, trolling in not a good, funny, or clever way--just an aggy way.

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Weren’t we trying to flip Dealyn Evans from aggy?  Did that fall thru….kid was was Longview/Pinetree?

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36 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

We weren't really trying and the dude is the epitome of trolling aggy. That is, trolling in not a good, funny, or clever way--just an aggy way.

The great thing is that after the troll job, we added two or three new commitments over the next 48 hours so the news cycle doesn’t even remember that Evans did anything other than sign with the team he had been committed to for months. 

56 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I thought about it, but it's Christmas, so fuck it. I let you slide. 

This is how Rome fell

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If you’re an pre-pubescent boy…

Here are some toy dinosaurs:

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Merry Christmas 🎄 

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3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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Recruiting ranking?

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

We weren't really trying and the dude is the epitome of trolling aggy. That is, trolling in not a good, funny, or clever way--just an aggy way.

Yes. A good example of a trolling aggy would be a guy shitting himself on an airplane so everyone else would have to smell it. 
 

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Yeah Dealyn. You got us good, fucker. 

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Weren’t we trying to flip Dealyn Evans from aggy?  Did that fall thru….kid was was Longview/Pinetree?

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7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Weren’t we trying to flip Dealyn Evans from aggy?  Did that fall thru….kid was was Longview/Pinetree?

we wanted him.  elko shut the door on that.  get used to it. 

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If you’re an pre-pubescent boy…

Here are some toy dinosaurs:

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Merry Christmas 🎄 

A crummy Bisontits figurine?? Son of a bitch!

15 hours ago, Bevo said:

Evans is a defensive lineman and he had zero chance of beating out Cook, Wingo, and Niblett if he had come to Texas.

Tomatoe, tomato; potato potatoe, it's all aggy trash 

19 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If you’re an pre-pubescent boy…

Here are some toy dinosaurs:

🦕🦖

Merry Christmas 🎄 

 

14 hours ago, Hermanator said:

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Long neck and short legs is a bad combination. Trust me.

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Justin Wells: 2024 Texas signees fill all-star game rosters

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The Longhorns will be well represented in a handful of postseason high school all-star games over the next few weeks. Texas inked the No. 3 ranked recruiting class for 2024, and has plenty of prospects playing one more HS game before they head to Austin.

The All-American Bowl

When: January 6th, 2024 on NBC
Where: The Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas.

Trey Owens, QB, Cypress (Texas) Cy-Fair
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 371 (3-star)

Ryan Wingo, WR, St. Louis (Mo) University High
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 28 (5-star)

Michael Kern, P, Fort Lauderdale (Fla.) St. Thomas Aquinas
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 2305 (3-star)

Under Armour All-America Game

When: January 3, 2024 on ESPN
Where: Camping World Stadium in Orlando with practices as Disney Wide World of Sports

Colin Simmons, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas) High
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 11 (5-star)

Xavier Filsaime, S, McKinney (Texas) High
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 33 (4-star)

Kobe Black, CB, Waco (Texas) Connally
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 44 (4-star)

Jerrick Gibson, RB, Gainesville (Fla.) IMG Academy
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 83 (4-star)

Daniel Cruz, IOL, North Richland Hills (Texas) Richland
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 196 (4-star)

Zina Umeozulu, EDGE, Allen (Texas) High
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 289 (4-star)

Jordon Johnson-Rubell, S, Fort Worth (Texas) IMG Academy
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 341 (4-star)

The Polynesian Bowl

When: January 19th, 2024 on the NFL Network
Where: Kunuiakea Stadium, Honolulu (HI)

Brandon Baker, OT, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 25 (5-star)

Jerrick Gibson, RB, Bradenton (Fla.) IMG Academy
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 86 (4-star)

Colin Simmons, EDGE, Duncanville (Texas)
On3 Industry Ranking: No. 11 (5-star)

 

Jerrick Gibson and Colin Simmons really playing in both the UA and Polynesian games? Anyway, it's awesome to see so many of our commits in all these high school all star games.

Long neck and short legs is a bad combination. Trust me.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican chick with short legs?

A: Consuelo

Q: What do you call a Mexican chick with short legs?

A: Consuelo

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?


Roberto

 

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Q: What do you call a Mexican chick with short legs?

A: Consuelo

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Been a while since the Longhorns have arrived to such a reception, yo!

(Edit:  Note the big fella - 'ol 362 lbs. - do a little jig as he walks past the musicians and photographers 😂  😂  😂 .)

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Been a while since the Longhorns have arrived to such a reception, yo!

(Edit:  Note the big fella - 'ol 362 lbs. - do a little jig as he walks past the musicians and photographers 😂  😂  😂 .)

 

 

 

I'm so happy for Christian Jones. Years ago at every game I remember constantly yelling "Block someone, Christian!" He's become a really solid player at RT, definitely a huge contributer to our success. Coaching fucking matters. 

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm so happy for Christian Jones. Years ago at every game I remember constantly yelling "Block someone, Christian!" He's become a really solid player at RT, definitely a huge contributer to our success. Coaching fucking matters. 

And perseverance/willingness to be coached. 

There very much appears to be a crapton of buy-in for what Sarkisian and his guys are selling. If you can get elite athletes to give elite effort for elite coaches some really good things are going to happen. 

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R/W/T our receiving class:
 

EDIT: the embed cuts it off, but Aaron butler sneaks in to the top 10

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6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R/W/T our receiving class:
 

EDIT: the embed cuts it off, but Aaron butler sneaks in to the top 10

Just a side note about that list, but I doubt Vosky Howard ever sets foot on campus for ULL.  Didn't finish the season with Timpson for some rumored serious off field stuff.

4 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Did I miss a few NLI's being sent in?

 

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fyi.. wrong thread, but LOL

Did I miss a few NLI's being sent in?
 
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I saw and wondered the same. At the moment they are still listed as “hard” for aggy

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

ESPN Research everyone. Take a bow. 

To be fair, it said “commits,” not signees. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, it said “commits,” not signees. 

Right, but I didn't think you could advertise their name unless the NLI was received.

1 minute ago, TexasGary said:

Right, but I didn't think you could advertise their name unless the NLI was received.

What’s the difference between ESPN doing it and 247 doing it?

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What’s the difference between ESPN doing it and 247 doing it?

About tree-fiddy.

13 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Right, but I didn't think you could advertise their name unless the NLI was received.

The school and coach can’t discuss or advertise them, but the media can.

Elko had no control over and I assume no prior knowledge, but as they interviewed him in the booth, ESPN flashed that graphic with at least the top two listed having NOT signed with A&M, yet the play-by-play guy said signing day was, “in the rear view mirror,” intimating Bussey and McKinley were delivered to the class. Again, not on Elko, but another example of ESPN being absolute shit in the recruiting business.

1 hour ago, TexasGary said:

Did I miss a few NLI's being sent in?

 

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They're just uncommittable commits.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I'm so happy for Christian Jones. Years ago at every game I remember constantly yelling "Block someone, Christian!" He's become a really solid player at RT, definitely a huge contributer to our success. Coaching fucking matters. 

contributer?

Too hot?  Kind of sounds like a bitch

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Too hot?  Kind of sounds like a bitch

He's right 

-Post Oak (bitch)

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

-Post Oak (bitch)

Is Post Oak Bitch like a Galleria Bitch or like a 69/MicroCenter Bitch?

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

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10 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

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