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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Some on this board turning to baseless speculation? That's hard to imagine. 

 

50 minutes ago, D3zii said:

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 I had loosely penciled Bridges into this class and written off Gipson a few weeks back. Guess I got that one reversed. 

That is a trade I would be happy to make 

8 hours ago, OB3 said:

From Nahlin “They’re definitely working on a big one for this weekend that would break the internet”

 

8 hours ago, OB3 said:

Nahlin 60% RPM for Colin Simmons to the Horns!!

 

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Gerry just followed it up with a 65% pick.

It’s fucking happening… again.

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Well what’s in it

A bunch of posters worse than you throwing out stupid questions and worse memes. 

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

A bunch of posters worse than you throwing out stupid questions and worse memes. 

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3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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If we get a commitment from Simmons we may find out what happens after 6.

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Well what’s in it

a quarter of the posts are just people talking about how much fun the thread is 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“TheSwampWillRiseAgain” is my bet. 

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

A bunch of posters worse than you throwing out stupid questions and worse memes. 

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28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Somewhere, right now, “TheContractor” is creating a new handle. 

im here , just waiting for your panties to get tighter

41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Tiger Droppings and SEC Rant are going to be primetime viewing if Simmons commits to Texas. 

you must not TexasAgs 

51 minutes ago, TXRed said:

If we get a commitment from Simmons we may find out what happens after 6.

To quote the great Eddie Murphy " What?  You just stick it in and it explode?"

Dem boys mad.

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2 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

you must not TexasAgs 

aggy was never in this recruitment.

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

All this on the anniversary of Manning’s commitment?

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How long have you been saving that one up?! 😁

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dem boys mad.

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aggy was never in this recruitment.

no but we are always on their mind 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dem boys mad.

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I mean that poster isn’t really wrong about Nahlin. 

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52 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 


 

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17 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

im here , just waiting for your panties to get tighter

you must not TexasAgs 

Why would aggy care about a recruit they were never going to get? 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why would aggy care about a recruit they were never going to get? 

To be fair...they care about being respected, and they'll never achieve that, either. 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Why would aggy care about a recruit they were never going to get? 

Because they'll be dumbfounded that the top recruit in the state would pick tu over them.  It'll be the same ol' pure gold, stuff like "tu doesn't develop 5*'s!", "why would any 5* pick Sark over Jimbo!", "If he didn't want to leave the state why did he pick tu instead of the fightin' texum ags?".

Also, texags has been adamant lately that they are in it for him.

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I mean that poster isn’t really wrong about Nahlin. 

Eric was pretty adamant about Arch coming to UT — he got that one right at least.
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Because they'll be dumbfounded that the top recruit in the state would pick tu over them.  It'll be the same ol' pure gold, stuff like "tu doesn't develop 5*'s!", "why would any 5* pick Sark over Jimbo!", "If he didn't want to leave the state why did he pick tu instead of the fightin' texum ags?".*

Also, texags has been adamant lately that they are in it for him.

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Because they'll be dumbfounded that the top recruit in the state would pick tu over them.  It'll be the same ol' pure gold, stuff like "tu doesn't develop 5*'s!", "why would any 5* pick Sark over Jimbo!", "If he didn't want to leave the state why did he pick tu instead of the fightin' texum ags?".

Also, texags has been adamant lately that they are in it for him.

Looch, Brauninger or Howell putting out that bullshit? I know Olin usually just "writes" about team/program stuff. 

Every time LSU loses a recruit to Texas, they dismiss it as 100% NIL based. I'm sure they'll stay consistent with Simmons. 

 

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I'm not getting shit done today.  I'll be switching between this thread and the Ukraine thread all day with a bucket of popcorn.  

3 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I'm not getting shit done today.  I'll be switching between this thread and the Ukraine thread all day with a bucket of popcorn.  

 

 

Quite the humblebrag ... 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I'm not getting shit done today.  I'll be switching between this thread and the Ukraine thread all day with a bucket of popcorn.  

 

Is it possible the staff is trying to organize a bunch to pop today? Black, Gibson etc and then topped off by a surprise by Simmons? just running through scenarios because I don't think I can remember a day being hyped up so much by all associated 995ers

15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Is it possible the staff is trying to organize a bunch to pop today? Black, Gibson etc and then topped off by a surprise by Simmons? just running through scenarios because I don't think I can remember a day being hyped up so much by all associated 995ers

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15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Is it possible the staff is trying to organize a bunch to pop today? Black, Gibson etc and then topped off by a surprise by Simmons? just running through scenarios because I don't think I can remember a day being hyped up so much by all associated 995ers

In case it is a big one, here's where we started the day

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32 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:


Eric was pretty adamant about Arch coming to UT — he got that one right at least.

This board also got that one right from way out. Someone assessing Nahlin as UT Liucci isn’t that far off from the truth. He’s constantly shitty to his own base, he’s totally beholden to the program side for any news, he’s got the bad mugshot publicly available from a DUI, he’s got the weird cross eye thing going, and he’s generally an unqualified douche who has carved out a career by grifting on simple idiots that subscribe to him. 

 
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Hmmm… Hope he isn’t just trolling — seems like he’d want his actual commitment to come as a surprise.

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