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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls

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Just now, Get ln My Van said:

You seem 12

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  • Finally can tell my aggy story.    Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and

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    How do you think this is helpful? Not being a jerk, just asking y'all to keep your shit together and use common sense. In any event, I know for a fact that nothing ever happens with Texas until a

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    He could have if he isn't. Play devil's advocate and tell us why you feel about this guy's overall approach to his recruitment and how that either translates to the next level or doesn't matter.

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

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“Gibson and Baxter got laughed off a dozen campuses, we didn’t want him anyway” 

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4 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

You seem 12

Bitch at me all you want for some football morons coming here, but how the fuck are you posting in the recruiting thread without knowing who the the number one recruit on our board is. Fuck you and go fuckyourself. Failures. 

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jesus crhsit youre a fucking moron
is this elton john....you have one fucking job you moron...THAT IS THE NUMBER ONE EDGE IN THE NATION AND HE WILL FUCK YOUR MOM

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
5 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

Bitch at me all you want for some football morons coming here, but how the fuck are you posting in the recruiting thread without knowing who the the number one recruit on our board is. Fuck you and go fuckyourself. Failures. 

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6 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

Bitch at me all you want for some football morons coming here, but how the fuck are you posting in the recruiting thread without knowing who the the number one recruit on our board is. Fuck you and go fuckyourself. Failures. 

I'm good with names, not with faces.

8 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

Bitch at me all you want for some football morons coming here, but how the fuck are you posting in the recruiting thread without knowing who the the number one recruit on our board is. Fuck you and go fuckyourself. Failures. 

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we got a real bad ass motherfucker here 

We need another commit, and soon. We’re falling apart here. 

21 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

jesus crhsit youre a fucking moron

is this elton john....you have one fucking job you moron...THAT IS THE NUMBER ONE EDGE IN THE NATION AND HE WILL FUCK YOUR MOM

Try less 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Feels like time for some crowdsourcing. 

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3 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

do better pussy

Settle down sparky… you’re ok. Everything is ok. Maybe pay someone to give you a hug? Maybe chatgpt could make you feel worthwhile and loved? I don’t know. Just spit balling here

2 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I understand I posted politcs on a non politc board. Let me do my part.

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She seems wholesome

2 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I understand I posted politcs on a non politc board. Let me do my part.

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3 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I understand I posted politcs on a non politc board. Let me do my part.

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I gotta ask…what’s the fucking PSI?

23 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

Bitch at me all you want for some football morons coming here, but how the fuck are you posting in the recruiting thread without knowing who the the number one recruit on our board is. Fuck you and go fuckyourself. Failures. 

I see we’ve gotten to the part of the off-season where some shithead from tiger droppings or wherever else realizes he has nothing really going on

41 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ok, Its Simmons, my bad I'm retarded

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Why is his hat on inside out?

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I gotta ask…what’s the fucking PSI?

You in hydraulics, too?

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

I see we’ve gotten to the part of the off-season where some shithead from tiger droppings or wherever else realizes he has nothing really going on

I was going for Carl showing up...

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

I see we’ve gotten to the part of the off-season where some shithead from tiger droppings or wherever else realizes he has nothing really going on

Texas Ex '12 but you morons are going to fucking fatwa 

2 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

Texas Ex '12 but you morons are going to fucking fatwa 

You poor sad victim

1 minute ago, KennyPowders said:

youre all liberal faggots!

Fuck….. You’re…. It is even underlined in red for you …

4 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

fatwa

!!!! how commenced by lord sydney carlton and his minions obey!

Happy Saturday. 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

As someone who has to sign the contracts on NIL deals…I can promise you this has never and will never happen. Pure hilarious fiction

I just like the thought of LSU fans crying at night with the image of prison Mike taunting them. 

2 hours ago, Horn117 said:

Or sucks to be poor

I can vouch for this. 

Especially when you grow up surrounded by wealth. 
 

Okay, that part isn’t all bad, but it does mess with your head.

10 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

youre all liberal faggots!

*your

If you’re going to post a pic of a woman to make amends at least make sure she is actually attractive.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Google “Putin war crimes.” You piece of shit. 
 

Imagine being an American cheering for Russia and Vladimir Putin. Not sorry for the CR.

Sydney today:

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27 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I understand I posted politcs on a non politc board. Let me do my part.

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These are way too big.  They need to be deflated a little.

Goodness, I forget how old you all are. This thread looks like my moms Facebook. What a train wreck. 

This thread went from good to great today. Had it all: fighting, huge boobs, racism, crowd sourcing, Putin, grammar corrections, bitchassedness, and a football commit. 

36 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I understand I posted politcs on a non politc board. Let me do my part.

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Unless she's actually blowing me... gross.

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