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the word "preggers"

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Had to fix the title after something dumb happened

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Getting girly drinks at a drive-thru.

Background music on YouTube videos when people are talking.  Enough with this shit, we can't fucking hear you.  Did you listen to the video before you uploaded?  That seemed OK to you?

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

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20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kevin Morgan....

Not trivial

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Rocko, well not anymore I guess

Rocko is monumental, not trivial. 

9 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

Fucking A this!

When our toaster broke, my wife wanted a toaster oven, claimed it was some sort of magical device and she could use it for "all sorts of things". I went along with it. Turns out it makes shitty toast and she doesn't do anything with it at all.

Fuck toaster ovens.

Getting a pina colada after waiting in a long drive thru line at some place the hipsters call "The Hut"

And hipsters annoy the fuck out of me btw

Avatars with half the text cut off because the posters didn't resize it for the circle format.

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8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

People that start popular threads in the wrong forum

Since I can't edit it myself (or seem how to), can a mod please move it, then?

Single ply toilet paper

People who say “outdoorsy”

Being forced to sit through a 15 second ad just to watch a 30 second video (big fuck you to YouTube and the local news app)

On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 11:52 AM, elfenix said:

the word "preggers"

It's almost as bad as "pressers."  Fuck that baby talk.

People who say "natty"* when referring to a national championship.








*The use of the word natty when referring to the beer is not only acceptable but highly recommended.

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City of Austin wasting time and money doing "art installations" (behind Iron Works BBQ)

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People who post on Facebook asking, "Is anyone hiring for a full time position?"  Look it up on job boards, not on swap / marketplace sites!

Drove over the 3 Greenway Plaza for lunch at Ferges today.  Went underground to park my rig.  I expected pay parking.  No big deal.  Of course , when you come around to put your little paper card into the reader it wont take cash or coins.  It only takes credderick cards.  I have a credderick card but WTF?  $2.00 charge on a credit card.  That's stupid wife stuff.

And, of course, the receipt didn't print out.  So, I hit the little "call" button to explain to the voice on the other end and gauge their concern.  Their reply?  "Oh, sorry."

Typical.

 

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

Up yours, prick.

When you click on the "go to first unread post" dot but it doesn't really take you to the first unread post.

 

2 hours ago, lateshow said:

People that don't even give a courtesy wave when you let them into traffic. 

You should be allowed to shoot a motherfucker that doesn't give you a courtesy wave.

On 3/25/2018 at 3:18 PM, workswithseed said:

When girls post selfies with inspirational quotes or song lyrics

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

6 minutes ago, Jade said:

I was trying to lift your spirits, frand

Then you should've shown him your tits. 

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

4 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

And people who get off an elevator, or go through a revolving door, and don't immediately get the fuck out of the way. More people are coming!!!

The best is when they just stop after stepping off the escalator. 

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