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  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

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    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#5353
58 minutes ago, VolenteHawk said:

"Good, could I get a..."

Or you could test them and see how long they'll let you hold up the line while you answer their impertinent question until they stop you and ask you for your order which is what they should've done in the first place. They don't care how I'm doing, I don't care how they're doing. Just say, "Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?" and let's get on with our transaction. 

#5355

Splitting fajitas with he wife at a place this past weekend.  Fucker brings 3 tortillas.  Course you can get more, but damnit fool, why start out with three?

#5360
On 3/14/2019 at 7:55 AM, Underdog said:

When living in Austin, wife:  are we going down  to Dallas this weekend? 

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

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#5362
Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.
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Why do you hate America?
#5363
I hate this the other way around.  If I ask for the sandwich by name, instead of the much shorter, simpler number, there's pretty much no fucking way I meant the meal.
 
Fucking this. That's why I cut to the chase when I order just the burger, I say "just the burger by itself" because they will 100% of the time ask you if you want the meal. I'm pretty sure I'd have ordered the meal by number if I did.
#5366

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

#5367

notorious/infamous - these are used with bad connotation.  get it right.

 

"homemade" foods - for stuff actually made in low-batch, at home.  if youre cooking soup for 500 people in a cafeteria, its not homemade.  if you pump out industrial quantities of cookies to distribute to albertsons, its not "homemade", even if its baked from scratched

 

 

#5368
On 3/19/2019 at 2:00 AM, WBT said:

Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.

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The World According to Armybrat. 

#5370
Austin is about 60' higher.  North oriented at the top of the map is completely arbitrary.
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“North Pole” is the center of the disc. “Antarctica” is the edge. Do you even flat earth, bro?
#5371
30 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

el GIF

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

#5372
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

Would you say they had a plethora of breakfast items?

#5373
3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

I dunno, sounds like maybe they have some bitchin' waffles to go with some bad eggs.

#5374
7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

"homemade" foods - for stuff actually made in low-batch, at home.  if youre cooking soup for 500 people in a cafeteria, its not homemade.  if you pump out industrial quantities of cookies to distribute to albertsons, its not "homemade", even if its baked from scratched

 

 

I hate when douchebag chefs call someone a "Home Cook". No, MF'er, I am a human adult that wants to feed myself. I'm not a "cook". 

#5375
On 3/18/2019 at 10:06 PM, pyrohornIII said:

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

#5376
3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

I hope they give you shitty produce and unmarbled steak you savage. 

#5378
15 hours ago, 52-80 said:

i was listening to a podcast this morning and some vassar student said "our cafeteria serves notoriously good breakfast"... probably not an english major.

I routinely breakfast.

#5379

Baja California= duck penis

#5381
9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Curbside rocks. 

Enjoy your hour of dodging small children in the store with the other poors. I'll pay my 5 bucks and be on my way 

Well I guess curbside does keep more of the inconsiderate assholes out of the store, so there is that.

#5382
On 3/19/2019 at 4:06 AM, pyrohornIII said:

Walking past 8 or 12 spaces reserved at box stores for people too busy/lazy to go in and shop, forcing those who actually do make the effort to go into the store walk that much further.   HEB (when open) is the least offensive in their strategy here. 

Are you a big fat person?  

#5383
12 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I hope they give you shitty produce and unmarbled steak you savage. 

I have a local meat market for those things. 

#5385
On ‎3‎/‎18‎/‎2019 at 8:18 AM, VolenteHawk said:

As baseball season approaches, I've got a new one.  I've been a (25-ish game mini pack) season ticket holder for the Express for several years now.  My new season ticket rep interacted with me by email and added that one, a different email than is associated with my account, to their announcement system.  All my personal email lands in one spot, so I now get two back to back copies of everything promotional related to the Express or Dell Diamond

It's going to slowly drive me insane.

 

Are you buying any of the used/old seats they're selling?

#5389
7 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Are you buying any of the used/old seats they're selling?

I don’t really have anywhere to put them but I might for future game room purposes...especially if I could get 2 that were in my seat number range.

 

#5390

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.

#5391
27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.
 

Heyyyy maaaan, don't be such an uptight cat, ya know? What you need is some doobage for the ol' head there. Yahhh man, some doobie doobie doobage.

#5392
2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’m all for legalizing pot, but can we all agree on some fucking etiquette? You would think it’d be obvious, but not in public assholes. Seems every time I’m in a big city more than a few times I can see or smell it being puffed in densely populated streets. Just ridiculous, selfish, and rude.

Maybe less obvious, but can we all agree that pot is much more pungent than even regular cigarettes and sticks to your clothes? If you’re smoking at home and need to go to the store, change your damn clothes, out of respect for others who don’t want to smell it waiting in line behind you.
 

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

#5393
5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Heyyyy maaaan, don't be such an uptight cat, ya know? What you need is some doobage for the ol' head there. Yahhh man, some doobie doobie doobage.

narc alert........narc alert

#5394
6 hours ago, Llogg said:

Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

You didn’t play AAU basketball, I see.

 

#5396
and guys who blow their snot from nose in a public / corporate bathroom,  straight into the sink basin.  Disgusting mofos man. 
Aka the snot rocket.
#5397
Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?

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#5398
4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Pot’s still a thing?  Thought most grew out of that shit once they left HS/College. 

*laughs in Coloradoan*

#5399
Man, every time I go to the fuckin' gym some 'head is there giving everyone around him a contact high. It's weird. Smoke pot all day and then go workout? Who does that?


I know several high level Brazilian jiu jitsu fighters that smoke before training and absolutely demolish anyone that steps in the mats with them.
#5400

I don't care if pot's illegal or not, so I oppose legalization just to make certain people's heads explode. I like fucking with people who really, really, REALLY want it legalized.

I do think smoking pot is a pretty scuzzy behavior outside a certain age. But I'm old and square so it doesn't matter what I think. 

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