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#6451
30 minutes ago, Buck Strickland said:

People that are so fucking sensitive.  My wife has a friend (no pics, trust me) that was telling this long story about doing ancestry.com or one of those DNA stealing sites and it told her she had all these relatives that were a match.  So long story short, she finds out her grandmother was a prostitute and had all these kids that were given up for adoption.  I quoted that scene in Beerfest "Maybe gam gams was a whore".  She gets offended and my wife gets pissed but her husband thought it was pretty funny.  If your going to tell a story about your grandma being a whore, don't be so fucking sensitive.

 

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#6453
1 hour ago, Buck Strickland said:

People that are so fucking sensitive.  My wife has a friend (no pics, trust me) that was telling this long story about doing ancestry.com or one of those DNA stealing sites and it told her she had all these relatives that were a match.  So long story short, she finds out her grandmother was a prostitute and had all these kids that were given up for adoption.  I quoted that scene in Beerfest "Maybe gam gams was a whore".  She gets offended and my wife gets pissed but her husband thought it was pretty funny.  If your going to tell a story about your grandma being a whore, don't be so fucking sensitive.

 

Jesus Christ it's you're !!!!!!   Too grammar sensitive ?    

 

That's some funny shit.  I think there are women all over America scared shitless their kids will take one of those, and find out their dad ain't the real pater familias.  

Just found out a close friend was shooting blanks so they had a sperm donor. I'm betting he and the Mrs. are gripping a bit.

#6454
3 hours ago, luke duke said:

Grown men who ask for lemon in their water.

I never ask for lemon but, whenever I order ice water and the server asks if I want lemon, I always accept. Because why the fuck not? It can't hurt and, depending on the water source, it might help. 

#6455
3 hours ago, luke duke said:

Grown men who ask for lemon in their water.

When you get scurvy we'll see who's laughing!

#6456
I never ask for lemon but, whenever I order ice water and the server asks if I want lemon, I always accept. Because why the fuck not? It can't hurt and, depending on the water source, it might help. 


So, you’re not the person that I’m talking about.
#6457
I drink it straight, same with tea. Same with coffee.
However...
 
Why the fuck does it matter how another person gets their water?


You must be new around here.
#6458
8 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I get lemon with my water all the time... because my daughter likes to eat the lemons.

Yeet!

#6459
10 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


So, you’re not the person that I’m talking about.

 

I will be the next time I dine out just to piss you off. Ha ha!

#6460
I drink it straight, same with tea. Same with coffee.
However...
 
Why the fuck does it matter how another person gets their water?


You must be new around here.
#6461

People that screw up traffic because they’re trying to be nice.

scenario: I’m at a stop sign at an intersection where the traffic on my right and left does NOT have a stop sign.  Older woman in that direction decides to stop without a stop sign to let me go.  But I can’t go because cars coming the other way are correctly not stopping.  She basically is screwing up everything.  eventually she drives off after holding up 10 cars behind her.    Follow the rules like everyone is expecting you to.

Its one thing to let someone into traffic when you can control the entire situation.  Not when someone has to cross the entire intersection. 

#6462

When the generic phrase “studies show.....” is used in any kind of argument/debate without citing the specific source.

 

#6463

How do things get so recycled in tech.  I did a major work project a decade ago using machine learning and that was built off many more decades of precursor work I thought I was feasting off the bones of the carcass, and here it all comes anew again.  Now slack and discord and all these things are apparently the hottest thing in corporate productivity...... didnt chat get invented years ago and died when IRC (more or less) did?

#6464

any variation of the "the NCAA is so mad at Kentucky, they're going to give Cleveland State another year of probation" joke

Jesus Christ, it's been repeated to death on sports forums for 25 years. 

#6466

1/2 gripe; 1/2 question.

Is there such thing as train etiquette anymore?  Had to ride the train to and from downtown Dallas the last three days.  5 of the 6 trips were extremely packed.  I was taught that a man never, ever sits on a train while an elderly person or female stands.  Yes, I know it's 2019, so I don't want to turn this into a female equality debate.  But, there were so many able-bodied men sitting while a plethora of others stood, I wasn't even sure what to do.  I (obviously) got up the first time and then spent the remaining trips standing though, at times, there were empty seats.  Just curious.

#6467
On 6/20/2019 at 12:22 PM, Hmbre97 said:

Restaurants that cut lemons like this and not in wedges. It's damn near impossible to squeeze that motherfucker in my water without making a giant fucking mess. WEDGES people!b3471484447661e2a4e31165c589e7fd.jpg

Do you often eat at restaurants that do not have knives?

#6469
On 6/20/2019 at 10:17 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

  I didn't know Moose even celebrated Thanksgiving.

You're shitting me, right? The world's most famous moose is one of the highlights of the whole goddamned morning on Thanksgiving.

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#6471
7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You're shitting me, right? The world's most famous moose is one of the highlights of the whole goddamned morning on Thanksgiving.

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Looks like a moose in bondage to me........

#6473
On 6/20/2019 at 3:43 PM, Buck Strickland said:

People that are so fucking sensitive.  My wife has a friend (no pics, trust me) that was telling this long story about doing ancestry.com or one of those DNA stealing sites and it told her she had all these relatives that were a match.  So long story short, she finds out her grandmother was a prostitute and had all these kids that were given up for adoption.  I quoted that scene in Beerfest "Maybe gam gams was a whore".  She gets offended and my wife gets pissed but her husband thought it was pretty funny.  If your going to tell a story about your grandma being a whore, don't be so fucking sensitive.

 

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#6475
On 6/20/2019 at 2:42 PM, luke duke said:

Grown men who ask for lemon in their water.

I realize it takes an ounce more effort to grab a lemon slice, but nobody's forcing you to wait tables for a living.  

Edited by Tom

#6476

Fuck the US Postal Service and any online vendor that uses them. Those lazy incompetent douchebags can’t find their ass with either hand.

 

And while I’m here, Tapatalk has to be the worst app in history. They’re the US Postal Service of app designers.

 

#6477
On 6/21/2019 at 5:44 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

People that screw up traffic because they’re trying to be nice.

scenario: I’m at a stop sign at an intersection where the traffic on my right and left does NOT have a stop sign.  Older woman in that direction decides to stop without a stop sign to let me go.  But I can’t go because cars coming the other way are correctly not stopping.  She basically is screwing up everything.  eventually she drives off after holding up 10 cars behind her.    Follow the rules like everyone is expecting you to.

Its one thing to let someone into traffic when you can control the entire situation.  Not when someone has to cross the entire intersection. 

People do that around where I live.  I realize you're trying to nice and all, but if you stop for no reason it's gonna fuck things up.  Just do what is expect of you.  This ain't the Royal Ball in Buckingham Palace.  People go places to go.

#6478
Fuck the US Postal Service and any online vendor that uses them. Those lazy incompetent douchebags can’t find their ass with either hand.
 
And while I’m here, Tapatalk has to be the worst app in history. They’re the US Postal Service of app designers.
 


I currently have a package worth about $80 that was lost by the USPS and has been since June 4th. It’s fucking lovely. The best part is the seller lives probably 30 miles away, if that.
#6480
On 6/21/2019 at 11:21 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You're shitting me, right? The world's most famous moose is one of the highlights of the whole goddamned morning on Thanksgiving.

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A moose once...dammit...Cheeseweasel beat me to it. 

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#6481

Those danged warning stickers plastered all over the sun visor in vehicles nowadays.  Not only are they an eyesore but there are a mofo to peel off in one piece.   

Ralph Nader can lick my sweaty taint.  

#6483
On 6/21/2019 at 7:28 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

1/2 gripe; 1/2 question.

Is there such thing as train etiquette anymore?  Had to ride the train to and from downtown Dallas the last three days.  5 of the 6 trips were extremely packed.  I was taught that a man never, ever sits on a train while an elderly person or female stands.  Yes, I know it's 2019, so I don't want to turn this into a female equality debate.  But, there were so many able-bodied men sitting while a plethora of others stood, I wasn't even sure what to do.  I (obviously) got up the first time and then spent the remaining trips standing though, at times, there were empty seats.  Just curious.

I used to get up for all females but that custom died real quick when I began to ride the train everyday. 

Don’t know about Dallas but in nyc people only get up for the olds (most but not all the time), pregnant women (always), and people holding babies or young toddlers (most of the time). Get up for some random chick? Hell nah. We all got struggles, so yours ain’t more important than mine so whomever gets the chair first, gets it. No shame in that since this a comfort thing.  Standing for 45 min, trying to hold onto a bar in order to not fall over, being crushed next to some backpack wearing, over cologned/perfumed rando sucks. Especially if you have to do it twice a day. But I gotta get up just cause some person was born with tits? Pffft. 

#6484
On 6/22/2019 at 6:39 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck the US Postal Service and any online vendor that uses them. Those lazy incompetent douchebags can’t find their ass with either hand.

Double fuck vendors who use UPS all the way to your town and then turn the package over to the USPS for final delivery. 

Especially when they count dropping it off to USPS as "delivered on time". 

#6485
On 6/19/2019 at 1:20 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Filling out a screener. What the fuck is GenderQueer?

 

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So, what website were you on?  Is this from Grindr?  Cause it looks kinda gay.  NTTAWWT.

#6486
8 hours ago, deadshank said:

Those danged warning stickers plastered all over the sun visor in vehicles nowadays.  Not only are they an eyesore but there are a mofo to peel off in one piece.   

Ralph Nader can lick my sweaty taint.  

How about this stupidity (a sticker to cover up the warning sticker):

https://www.amazon.com/Corvette-Visor-Airbag-Decal-Covers/dp/B007RNXZOG

#6489
On 6/24/2019 at 4:39 AM, achooloco said:

I used to get up for all females but that custom died real quick when I began to ride the train everyday. 

Don’t know about Dallas but in nyc people only get up for the olds (most but not all the time), pregnant women (always), and people holding babies or young toddlers (most of the time). Get up for some random chick? Hell nah. We all got struggles, so yours ain’t more important than mine so whomever gets the chair first, gets it. No shame in that since this a comfort thing.  Standing for 45 min, trying to hold onto a bar in order to not fall over, being crushed next to some backpack wearing, over cologned/perfumed rando sucks. Especially if you have to do it twice a day. But I gotta get up just cause some person was born with tits? Pffft. 

This is universal.  Signage will indicate preference for preggos, old, disabled, babbies.

 

Bitches aren't entitled to shit and I ain't white knighting random hos on a commuter train, fuck that.

#6490

But yeah many people won't uphold etiquette for shit.  I see lots of teenagers ignore the olds.

 

Almost as bad as that is when the not-old, like healthy looking 55 year old bitches sneer at me for not giving up my seat.  Fuck you bitch you ain't near deathyet.

#6495
On 6/20/2019 at 2:42 PM, luke duke said:

Grown men who ask for lemon in their water.

My wife always asks for water, sometimes with a lemon wedge. I say “same” regardless of how she ordered it because I’m a man of few words, and idgaf. 

#6496

People who get on the elevator and then push one floor above or below their current floor.  Lazy bastards.

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#6497
On 6/23/2019 at 10:47 PM, Bullneck said:

So, what website were you on?  Is this from Grindr?  Cause it looks kinda gay.  NTTAWWT.

It looks like there are more options that are cut off. It could get even better/worse. 

#6498

People who complain about others who dont wear deodorant but then don't maintain or bathe their animals often.  Your dog/cat and your house stinks you inconsistent bastard.  No matter what you say or spray.  What if you didn't shave and let your hair go wild, never wiped your shitty ass and didn't bathe but once a month or less.  The shag would call you a miscreant.  

#6499
People who get on the elevator and then push one floor above or below their current floor.  Lazy bastards.
I'll never understand this unless the person is handicapped or has their hands full. Voluntarily waiting for and then riding an elevator when a staircase is right there. I just don't get it.
#6500
10 minutes ago, Okie State said:
27 minutes ago, RollLeft said:
People who get on the elevator and then push one floor above or below their current floor.  Lazy bastards.

I'll never understand this unless the person is handicapped or has their hands full. Voluntarily waiting for and then riding an elevator when a staircase is right there. I just don't get it.

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