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#7601

Work deal- people that call, don't leave a message, then call right back...all the while I'm on another line and watch their number pop up.  Again.

Or same situation....calling not leaving a message then emailing me telling me they "tried to call you."
 

Oh really, I didn't get a message...

FU

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#7602
1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

Work deal- people that call, don't leave a message, then call right back...all the while I'm on another line and watch their number pop up.  Again.

Or same situation....calling not leaving a message then emailing me telling me they "tried to call you."
 

Oh really, I didn't get a message...

FU

I see your point, especially the first one, but I hate voice mail.  I'd prefer that they email me rather than leaving a voice mail after I miss their call.

#7603
27 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

I see your point, especially the first one, but I hate voice mail.  I'd prefer that they email me rather than leaving a voice mail after I miss their call.

I leave a voicemail explaining why I called but prefaced by saying "I will email you shortly so you can disregard this message, but I called because...."

Some people like voicemails, some email. Whichever, bases covered. 

#7604

When you can’t get the tray table to retract in the first class seat arm rest....happens allllll the time

#7605
Chopsticks or a fork, I don't care. But if you make loud slurping noises and say its "tradition" I should be legally allowed to kick you in the dick.
I fucking guarantee WhatTheBuck slurps the shit out of his pho, all the while telling people it's how they do it in Asian cultures.
#7606
44 minutes ago, gecko said:

When you can’t get the tray table to retract in the first class seat arm rest....happens allllll the time

Humblebrag nicely done.  

#7607

I'd like to take you to my favorite Vietnamese place and buy you a bowl of pho, then film you using a fork and a spoon, and maybe a knife, in order to eat your soup. 


I did that on Tuesday (no knife) and I finished quicker and was able to get more out of the bowl than the chopstick users.
#7608
On 9/26/2019 at 8:26 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

No it doesn't. 

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It has short noodles you can pick up with a spoon. 

I'd like to take you to my favorite Vietnamese place and buy you a bowl of pho, then film you using a fork and a spoon, and maybe a knife, in order to eat your soup. 

Damn.  I’ve heard of some fetishes but this a new one. 

#7609
On 10/1/2019 at 9:24 AM, Tylerocks said:

Work deal- people that call, don't leave a message, then call right back...all the while I'm on another line and watch their number pop up.  Again.

Or same situation....calling not leaving a message then emailing me telling me they "tried to call you."
 

Oh really, I didn't get a message...

FU

if they don't leave a message, fuck them. One ping only, please( leave a message.)

  It's a gotdam phone, not a doorbell.  I'm not going to miraculously answer it on the 4th time you call in 3 minutes.

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#7610

Women who get their nails done at salons. Makes me want to vomit. Do they not realize that we aren't impressed with that shit? 

#7613
14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A good ball scratch with freshly manicured nails is an underrated pleasure. 

Username checks out. 

#7615
3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying you get your nails manicured?

No, the guy scratching his balls got one.

#7616
3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying you get your nails manicured?

 

3 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

No, the guy scratching his balls got one.

Judge free zone, fellas. 

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#7617
16 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Women who get their nails done at salons. Makes me want to vomit. Do they not realize that we aren't impressed with that shit? 

I bet there are more than a few Surliots who get their nails done did.

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#7621
when announcers, especially the color commentator, feel the need to interject "LOOK OUT!" when a QB starts to scramble and then the play ends up a three-yard gain

That’s the baseball version of getting excited on a routine fly ball making the listener or watcher think it’s a bigger hit than it is.
#7622
4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I’d get mine done if they would scratch my nuts while they did them

Just gotta ask, those little ladies are always looking to make an extra buck or two. 

#7623
8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I’d get mine done if they would scratch my nuts while they did them

Sounds great until they spill the acetone.

Or so I've heard.

#7624
On 9/26/2019 at 11:55 AM, irishtexan said:

It has always annoyed the shit out of me that a higher quality video of this does not exist anywhere on the internets

 

I used to order the season pass of Texas DVDs where they cut out all the dead time between plays.  I have this game somewhere in a closet. Wonder if I could somehow have a gif made.  Or a short clip to put on YouTube.  Great hit.  

#7625
On 10/3/2019 at 10:22 AM, gecko said:

When you can’t get the tray table to retract in the first class seat arm rest....happens allllll the time

Not a problem on Singapore Airlines.  Just stretch out on the bed or use the other chair.

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#7626
On 10/4/2019 at 2:26 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

when announcers, especially the color commentator, feel the need to interject "LOOK OUT!" when a QB starts to scramble and then the play ends up a three-yard gain

al michaels's "mhm" after collingsworth says something.  drives me nuts. 

#7627

when people, particularly "outsiders" adopt and parrot this nonsense about "good barbecue doesnt need sauce!!!"  like its a religious doctrine, as if bbq sauce is akin to A1 on a steak.

yeah shouldnt douse your brisket or ribs with it, but i do like a bit of sauce to accompany the meat, in the same way i do like a bit of ketchup on my fries

 

gtfo californian-whos-been-to-austin-once

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#7628
10 hours ago, elfenix said:

al michaels's "mhm" after collingsworth says something.  drives me nuts. 

"trickeration"...they all use that one now.

#7629
10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

when people, particularly "outsiders" adopt and parrot this nonsense about "good barbecue doesnt need sauce!!!"  like its a religious doctrine, as if bbq sauce is akin to A1 on a steak.

yeah shouldnt douse your brisket or ribs with it, but i do like a bit of sauce to accompany the meat, in the same way i do like a bit of ketchup on my fries

 

gtfo californian-whos-been-to-austin-once

I grew up eating BBQ with sauce and I don't agree with the Lockhart Orthodoxy.

#7631
10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

when people, particularly "outsiders" adopt and parrot this nonsense about "good barbecue doesnt need sauce!!!"  like its a religious doctrine, as if bbq sauce is akin to A1 on a steak.

yeah shouldnt douse your brisket or ribs with it, but i do like a bit of sauce to accompany the meat, in the same way i do like a bit of ketchup on my fries

 

gtfo californian-whos-been-to-austin-once

If it's prepared correctly you shouldn't need any additional sauce unless you like messy food.  The best BBQ'a I've had were just amazing smoky meat flavors with a good bit of moisture, and the flavor of the original sauce without swimming in it. 

#7634
On 10/4/2019 at 10:50 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Sounds great until they spill the acetone.

Or so I've heard.

A cool evaporative tingling on the scrotum is pretty tough to beat. 

#7636
14 hours ago, 52-80 said:

when people, particularly "outsiders" adopt and parrot this nonsense about "good barbecue doesnt need sauce!!!"  like its a religious doctrine, as if bbq sauce is akin to A1 on a steak.

yeah shouldnt douse your brisket or ribs with it, but i do like a bit of sauce to accompany the meat, in the same way i do like a bit of ketchup on my fries

 

gtfo californian-whos-been-to-austin-once

Good fries don’t need ketchup. 

#7638
19 hours ago, 52-80 said:

when people, particularly "outsiders" adopt and parrot this nonsense about "good barbecue doesnt need sauce!!!"  like its a religious doctrine, as if bbq sauce is akin to A1 on a steak.

yeah shouldnt douse your brisket or ribs with it, but i do like a bit of sauce to accompany the meat, in the same way i do like a bit of ketchup on my fries

 

gtfo californian-whos-been-to-austin-once

as an outsider whos been to Franklins once, and other central Texas BBQ establishments, I feel I can relate to this. Im not an expert by any means.

 

Brisket is king, the standard. the bark, the meat, its beautiful. Dont put sauce on it unless it sucks, then probably dont eat it as it could forever hinge your opinion about the beauty that is brisket. 

 

Id put sauce on ribs, pulled pork&  chicken. Sausage? no Turkey? no. Sides? whatever. 

#7639
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

as an outsider whos been to Franklins once, and other central Texas BBQ establishments, I feel I can relate to this. Im not an expert by any means.

 

Brisket is king, the standard. the bark, the meat, its beautiful. Dont put sauce on it unless it sucks, then probably dont eat it as it could forever hinge your opinion about the beauty that is brisket. 

 

Id put sauce on ribs, pulled pork&  chicken. Sausage? no Turkey? no. Sides? whatever. 

Brisket is my favorite.  Particularly the fatty brisket (cut from the point).  A couple of slices I could eat by itself for the flavor of the meat and smoke and salt and pepper.

More than that is just too fatty, and the acidic and/or sweetness and/or spiciness of the sauce helps balance it all out.

Yeah the raw onion and the pickles serve that function some.  But there ain't nothing wrong with sauce.  Except to some fuckstick who read about Aaron Franklin on Yelp and thinks that sauces are banished from CenTex joints.

 

#7640

I have no idea if this has been covered or not, but I hate the champagne celebrations in baseball after each round of the playoffs.  You haven't won shit yet, so put the bottles down until they hand you a trophy.  It's ok for after the LCS rounds, but even then I would prefer the only champagne celebration be after you've won the World Series. 

#7641
1 minute ago, Hate said:

I have no idea if this has been covered or not, but I hate the champagne celebrations in baseball after each round of the playoffs.  You haven't won shit yet, so put the bottles down until they hand you a trophy.  It's ok for after the LCS rounds, but even then I would prefer the only champagne celebration be after you've won the World Series. 

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

#7642
2 minutes ago, Hate said:

I have no idea if this has been covered or not, but I hate the champagne celebrations in baseball after each round of the playoffs.  You haven't won shit yet, so put the bottles down until they hand you a trophy.  It's ok for after the LCS rounds, but even then I would prefer the only champagne celebration be after you've won the World Series. 

Winning the pennant used to be an accomplishment, so I'll let that go. But it's silly in the first round.

#7644
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

You, yes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still, laddy!

#7645
2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Well now, that was tricky.

#7648

moved offices and my stuff hasnt arrived so ive had to use random keyboards that were free.  its all crumbly and fucking disgusting.

 

#7649

When I’m at a fast food restaurant with a half a cup of undrunken coke, I hate depositing it into the trash can, knowing that eight hours later some poor sap has to empty the trash, getting coke all over themselves and creating a coke trail from the trash can to the dumpster out back. Drives me crazy.

#7650
When I’m at a fast food restaurant with a half a cup of undrunken coke, I hate depositing it into the trash can, knowing that eight hours later some poor sap has to empty the trash, getting coke all over themselves and creating a coke trail from the trash can to the dumpster out back. Drives me crazy.
Could always take it with you. That's what i do everytime

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