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#8151
On 12/18/2019 at 11:03 AM, nnm said:

The slow walking family that moseys along in a crowded environment (airport, busy city street, mall) four or five abreast, with a toddler or two for good measure, blocking the flow of foot traffic.  Similar to the airport stoppers mentioned by Diggler above.

Six Flags is the worst for this.

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#8154
The slow walking family that moseys along in a crowded environment (airport, busy city street, mall) four or five abreast, with a toddler or two for good measure, blocking the flow of foot traffic.  Similar to the airport stoppers mentioned by Diggler above.

Yes!
#8156

Since Bowl season is upon us, Bowl games that don't put the school names in the EZ like this BR Cheribundi Bowl game. 

#8157

Posted a refrigerator on Facebook Marketplace for $25. First words in the description are "Compressor needs repair . . ." At least four messages to me "Does it work?" Do this many people seriously go through life without even a bare minimum effort?

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#8158
On 12/13/2019 at 9:11 AM, Cody2422 said:

How about assholes on a plane sitting behind you that insist on deboarding before you 

Shoulder checks should be utilized with care. This, however, is an absolute shoulder check situation. 

#8159
14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Posted a refrigerator on Facebook Marketplace for $25. First words in the description are "Compressor needs repair . . ." At least four messages to me "Does it work?" Do this many people seriously go through life without even a bare minimum effort?

Yeah but everything else  might work like the light, and the water thru the door.

#8160
10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah but everything else  might work like the light, and the water thru the door.

That's in the description. 

"Compressor needs repair. Everything else appears to work fine (blower, lights, etc.)"

#8161
Just now, 'stache said:

That's in the description. 

"Compressor needs repair. Everything else appears to work fine (blower, lights, etc.)"

"appears" being the operative 

#8163
1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

"appears" being the operative 

It's $25. It needs repair. Nobody is asking anything specific. Just "does it work"? Description says no, compressor needs repair. If someone asked "does the blower work? The lights? Ice machine?" I'd answer. But "does it work" has already been answered.

#8166
28 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I couldn't get $25 for a working fridge in my neighborhood. Bunch of damn cheapskates.

Going rate for working is about $100 or $125. I'm expecting someone to offer me $15 or $20, which I'd take. If it lasts more than a week, I'll just give it away to someone who can fix it.

#8167
4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Posted a refrigerator on Facebook Marketplace for $25. First words in the description are "Compressor needs repair . . ." At least four messages to me "Does it work?" Do this many people seriously go through life without even a bare minimum effort?

Will you take $5 for it and deliver it to my house? 

Gotta love those kinds of offers. 

#8169

These fucking motherfuckers at Hulu are advertising for some TV show in fortune cookies. 

My "fortune" said "Your condiments are all expired, but everything's gonna be okay." Everyone else's was similarly inane and unfortunate (literally). 

Drink more Ovaltine, you cocksuckers. 

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#8170

I may have brought this up, cant remember.

Anyhow, ive been getting these russian calendar invites. The way google works is even though you dont accept, it shows up on your calendar. The cal is EVERYDAY FOR 5 YEARS. so, it clogs your cal. I have to delete the event usually 3 times a day. Frustrating.

#8171
Pig tail off the coffee rant and add on the dumbass standing in front of the register trying to put away his CC while others are waiting to pay. 
Today at the store, similar. Old guy buys something and gets his change. Decides to take all of his paper bills out and reorganize them in numeric order. It took maybe 45 seconds but felt like 5 minutes. He turns around as he is leaving and says 'oh'. That made me more ragey but he was 80 and it was Christmas eve.
#8172
4 hours ago, markstanco said:

I may have brought this up, cant remember.

Anyhow, ive been getting these russian calendar invites. The way google works is even though you dont accept, it shows up on your calendar. The cal is EVERYDAY FOR 5 YEARS. so, it clogs your cal. I have to delete the event usually 3 times a day. Frustrating.

...and you have no idea how those started showing up?  Amirite...?

#8174

Big pet peeve of mine. Why the FA’s don’t call the olds out to move in an exit row I don’t know.
That's more than a pet peeve, that's a safety issue.

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#8176

^

I used to give a shit, but this'll be the 10th installment at JerryWorld.  Plus, it's almost a zero% chance that Texas ever plays in that game again the agreement with the Big XII and the Sugar Bowl.  Either the Cotton Bowl is in the the CFP rotation, and we have no chance of making that anytime soon.  Or it's a NY6 Bowl, but even if we don't make the CFP, next up is Sugar Bowl for us.  It's 1 out of every 3 years the Cotton Bowl could even take a Big XII runner-up, and we'd have to make that the year we lose to a team in the conference championship game again that takes the Sugar Bowl spot but is not selected for the CFP, putting us down into the Cotton Bowl.  It's been 16 years since we played in the Cotton Bowl Classic and will probably be another 16 before we play there again.  So they can play it at UNT for all I give a shit.  

What makes me surly is the annual "too many bowl games" whiners at holiday events.  If you're not anxious after this many days of family drama to get out of the house and watch some football, you're insane.  A friend who went to UNC asked me to watch them play Temple today over lunch.  Before I could even ask which bowl game that was and what time, I had already said yes.  

#8177
30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 

What makes me surly is the annual "too many bowl games" whiners at holiday events.  If you're not anxious after this many days of family drama to get out of the house and watch some football, you're insane.  A friend who went to UNC asked me to watch them play Temple today over lunch.  Before I could even ask which bowl game that was and what time, I had already said yes.  

Agreed. I mean this time of year, it's bowl games, NBA (which I'm not really into), or Hallmark movies. I guess their is college BB, but that doesn't really interest me until conference play really gets going...

#8178
On 12/23/2019 at 3:27 PM, StruggleBus said:

Shoulder checks should be utilized with care. This, however, is an absolute shoulder check situation. 

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On 12/13/2019 at 10:11 AM, Cody2422 said:

How about assholes on a plane sitting behind you that insist on deboarding before you 

 

I totally agree, but what really pisses me off is the asshole setting in the isle seat in front of me who sets on his ass and doesn’t move until everyone in front has cleared out, then decides to get up block the isle as he struggles to find and get his damn carry on down while blocking his row passengers and the whole plane.    At least, open the damn bin and locate your carry on and have the energy to be ready.

#8180
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

*sitting
*aisle
*sits
*aisle

Wow that is embarrassing.  Mentally lazy today. 

#8181
1 hour ago, ruitxn said:

I totally agree, but what really pisses me off is the asshole setting in the isle seat in front of me who sets on his ass and doesn’t move until everyone in front has cleared out, then decides to get up block the isle as he struggles to find and get his damn carry on down while blocking his row passengers and the whole plane.    At least, open the damn bin and locate your carry on and have the energy to be ready.

I'd like to see a sentence diagram of that first sentence.

#8182
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

*sitting
*aisle
*sits
*aisle

I was about to say “tell me about these island seats” on the plane 

#8183
1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

I was about to say “tell me about these island seats” on the plane 

They make for a lovely setting. 

#8185

Dirty concrete. Gaw damn that makes me rage. I have a 3600 psi power washer and I wash my driveway twice a year and the same with my lakehouse. Black concrete because of acidic leaves makes me angry. If you dont have a washer hire some crackhead to do it for $100. Respect your property.

#8186
On 12/24/2019 at 11:19 PM, markstanco said:
On 12/16/2019 at 8:54 AM, Underdog said:
Pig tail off the coffee rant and add on the dumbass standing in front of the register trying to put away his CC while others are waiting to pay. 

Today at the store, similar. Old guy buys something and gets his change. Decides to take all of his paper bills out and reorganize them in numeric order. It took maybe 45 seconds but felt like 5 minutes. He turns around as he is leaving and says 'oh'. That made me more ragey but he was 80 and it was Christmas eve.

Sorry about that.

#8187
18 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd like to see a sentence diagram of that first sentence.

It read ok to me, but then again I failed Mrs. Gregg’s 8th Grade English Grammar class in 1958.

#8188
Dirty concrete. Gaw damn that makes me rage. I have a 3600 psi power washer and I wash my driveway twice a year and the same with my lakehouse. Black concrete because of acidic leaves makes me angry. If you dont have a washer hire some crackhead to do it for $100. Respect your property.

You been driving by my house again?
#8189
11 hours ago, markstanco said:

...hire some crackhead to do it for $100. 

What time are you available?

#8191
The slow walking family that moseys along in a crowded environment (airport, busy city street, mall) four or five abreast, with a toddler or two for good measure, blocking the flow of foot traffic.  Similar to the airport stoppers mentioned by Diggler above.
Fucking this. They should be lined up and shot.
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#8193
On 12/25/2019 at 9:35 AM, Chewbacca said:

That's more than a pet peeve, that's a safety issue.

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#8194
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
On 12/18/2019 at 11:03 AM, nnm said:
The slow walking family that moseys along in a crowded environment (airport, busy city street, mall) four or five abreast, with a toddler or two for good measure, blocking the flow of foot traffic.  Similar to the airport stoppers mentioned by Diggler above.

Fucking this. They should be lined up and shot.

You have any idea how long that would take?

#8196
On 12/28/2019 at 2:08 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

You have any idea how long that would take?

You know the old saying...the first million are the hardest. 

#8198

Memes related to the decade being over depicting how hard it was on them. Or really just any entitled, attention starved millenial (usually) who needs people to realize how hard their life has been. It's not that hard, grow up.

#8199
6 hours ago, BayouBill said:

Memes related to the decade being over depicting how hard it was on them. Or really just any entitled, attention starved millenial (usually) who needs people to realize how hard their life has been. It's not that hard, grow up.

okay, boomer.

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