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#8301
23 minutes ago, nnm said:

he took a pistol over to the apartment office and shot the maintenance worker in the gut and then the leg.

I think just shooting him in the leg would have been sufficient

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#8302
18 hours ago, nnm said:

Never get an ATM withdrawal fee with USAA. Anywhere in the world (and I travel internationally for work A LOT). They reimburse for any ATM fee. If you didn’t serve, get in through one of your parents or grandparents that did. It’s worth it for the banking alone, but the rates, responsiveness and service in their insurance is second to none. And given the international nature of their member base, they are great on international banking issues. 

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#8304

Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


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#8306
20 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.

Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 

Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 

/Zero cr

Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.

Yeah, but there haas to be something wrong with those people. 

#8308

The 19-mile speed limit reduced 'Work Zone" on I-10 between Luling and Seguin where less than a mile is actually being worked on.  The rest is just a long speed trap, I don't think I've ever seen a legitimate work zone anywhere near that long.  

#8309
4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I think just shooting him in the leg would have been sufficient

Agree, but technically even with the second shot it was under kill.

#8310
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


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TL:DR, Texarkana

#8311
You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.
Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 
Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 
/Zero cr
Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.
"No avocado" is a choice when you are paying.
#8313
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.
Did an avacado bang your wife?
#8314
You go to a sushi restaurant or taco place and every God damn roll or taco has avacado in it.
Not every God damn taco or roll needs fucking avacado. 
Jesus fucking Christ the avacado lobby is stronger than the bike, pro-gun, anti-gun, pro-choice, Christian fundamental and banking lobbies combined. 
/Zero cr
Not every fucking person loves avacado. Stop.

Unpopular thread is ->->->->
#8316
37 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.

Fuck sake. 

I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.

Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.

I'm done with this fucking thread.

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#8317

I had the Thursday special at Chuy’s for dinner tonight. Avocado stuffed with chicken and misc other stuff and then deep fried. Good choice. 

#8319
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.

Fuck sake. 

I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.

Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.

I'm done with this fucking thread.

 

Adding avocado to a taco or burger would likely be an upcharge at many places.   I'm okay with some people having to ask for it to be removed instead.

#8320
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.
Getting something other than rolls is an option at a sushi place.
#8321
6 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

Getting something other than rolls is an option at a sushi place.

But not on your mom...

#8322
9 hours ago, nnm said:

I had the Thursday special at Chuy’s for dinner tonight. Avocado stuffed with chicken and misc other stuff and then deep fried. Good choice. 

What if we fed avocados to chickens? 

#8324
59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

What if we fed avocados to chickens? 

Do the chickens have large talons? 

#8325
10 hours ago, nnm said:

I had the Thursday special at Chuy’s for dinner tonight. Avocado stuffed with chicken and misc other stuff and then deep fried. Good choice. 

Thats impressive for a Wednesday night, futureman. 

#8326
13 hours ago, markstanco said:
13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

Did an avacado bang your wife?

Once you go Haas, BurntEyes no mas!

#8330
On 1/7/2020 at 3:14 PM, Wally Fairway said:

This thread came onto my twitter feed - it reminds me of random shit that I read on Surly

 

 

On 1/7/2020 at 3:45 PM, markstanco said:

Would probably be a pretty fascinating thread on here. 

And that twitter thread has made it to mainstream media

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/28451991/that-phil-mickelson-tried-get-helicopter-escape-traffic-get-guns-n-roses-show

 

#8331

I love a good burnt eyes "I can't believe everyone doesn't agree with me!" meltdown

#8332

Also, why does he keep spelling it "avacado"?  Does he not know how to spell the word is it some sort of slight against avocados?

#8333

Maybe the people who are ordering nothing but rolls at a sushi place, like some kind of teenage girl, can man the fuck up and order like an adult. 

Edited by TornACL

#8334
Why the postal sucks at their job on full display.

You have to read from the bottom up since it is a daily tracking. Hilarious.


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11:55 AM

Package arrived at a carrier facility

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Can't remember if these were USPS or FedEx.

Had one circle around New York City for weeks. I just assumed I'd never get it. Showed up a month later.

Had another get to within 20 minutes of my house only to be diverted up through Denver and then back to Houston. I think it traveled over 1,000 miles out of the way and nobody knew why.

Mind bottling.
#8335
Can't remember if these were USPS or FedEx.

Had one circle around New York City for weeks. I just assumed I'd never get it. Showed up a month later.

Had another get to within 20 minutes of my house only to be diverted up through Denver and then back to Houston. I think it traveled over 1,000 miles out of the way and nobody knew why.

Mind bottling.
I have a friend who is a way upper for ups in Memphis. He tells me funny stories. Says that the union cares about getting it right as much as I care about my MILs birthday. Not being CR here, just that they dont care even making $25 an hour.

And I will say that the mesquite hub must be the worst hub in their company. Anything for me going east hits little rock, and they kick ass constantly. But mesquite has the worst managers ever. I want to pull up a lawn chair on a tuesday night with a cooler of beer and watch these jackasses screw up shipments until 6am.
#8337
On 1/8/2020 at 9:00 PM, markstanco said:
On 1/8/2020 at 8:55 PM, BurntEyes said:
No avacado is a choice when creating a menu. Maybe thinking outside the box with one or two rolls out of the 30 on a menu that don't have avacado.
Fuck sake. 
I didn't come here to argue he fucking pros and cons of avacado, rather simply to vent.
Of course all the avacado cock sucking mouth breathers have to pipe in.
I'm done with this fucking thread.

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Did an avacado bang your wife?

She thought it was a new anal bead 

#8338

Anything is an anal bead if you’re brave enough.  

#8340
What if we fed avocados to chickens? 

Well, in that case, feed it some bacon while you’re at it... and cheese... and hot sauce... and jalapeños!

Damn it, I’m off to the kitchen.
#8341

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

#8342
12 minutes ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

"the song is too long. We gots bills to pay. You didn't want to hear one of the most iconic, classic guitar solos in the history of rock music, did ya?  Now here's some Geico...""

#8343
50 minutes ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

So you like sperm baggies in your platform shoes?  Got it. 

#8344
2 hours ago, futureman said:

when the goddamned radio station fades out of “sultans of swing” right as the guitar solo is starting.  it always pisses me off.  just happened.  

 

People still listen to the radio?

More like pastman, amirite?

#8346
8 hours ago, Iceman said:

"the song is too long. We gots bills to pay. You didn't want to hear one of the most iconic, classic guitar solos in the history of rock music, did ya?  Now here's some Geico...""

If you're gonna have a hit, you got to make it fit, so they cut it down to 3:05.  

#8347
4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If you're gonna have a hit, you got to make it fit, so they cut it down to 3:05.  

Yeah, cut out to Benny and the Jets fir the 3rd time that day. I fucking swear radio plays all the wrong songs, and when they get one right like Sultans, they fuck it up. 

#8348
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You probably use it every day. 

 

Wrong.  I am progressive and forward thinking. 

See I have a Zune that holds most of my songs I ripped from my Now That's What I Call Music collection.  I also scored a sweet high-end auxiliary cassette adapter.  So I just pop that baby into my cassette player and I am good to go.  I am my own radio.  I am the future. 

Edited by Tom

#8349
8 hours ago, Tom said:

 

People still listen to the radio?

More like pastman, amirite?

I listen to the radio several times a week.  We even named our radio show 'Radio Ga-Ga'   of course, we last broadcasted that show in 1993.  

#8350
16 minutes ago, Tom said:

Wrong.  I am progressive and forward thinking. 

See I have a Zune that holds most of my songs I ripped from my Now That's What I Call Music collection.  I also scored a sweet high-end auxiliary cassette adapter.  So I just pop that baby into my cassette player and I am good to go.  I am my own radio.  I am the future. 

You don't have a cell phone?

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