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#12451
7 hours ago, Not that Bob said:

The fact that I just spent 5 minutes of my life extracting a half dozen pair of new socks from the plastic barbs used in packaging them. Actually, packaging in general pisses me off. I can't open a bottle of catsup or a vial of medicine without a blade knife and a pair of needle nose pliers. All because some dick head tried to extort Johnson and Johnson 40 years ago. 

Try buying Gold Toe socks. One snip to separate them from the wrapper, one to separate them from each other. Two bunches of four. Eight pairs, probably less than eight seconds. 

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#12452
On 8/25/2021 at 5:56 PM, Paper_jam said:

Is there a shortage of low-end beer in glass bottles? In particular, my go-to trash beer is Bud Ice, and my nearest HEB and convenience stores are always out of stock of the 12 oz. bottles now.

Edit: apparently there is a shortage of bottles. Jesus it's like the whole world is falling apart

https://beernet.com/bottles-a-major-sticking-point-for-a-b-this-summer/

I prefer beer in a can anyway. But Bud Ice? Good Lord, man. 

#12453
11 minutes ago, lateshow said:

I prefer beer in a can anyway. But Bud Ice? Good Lord, man. 

Hey, doctors say you should drink lots of water over the course of the day...

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#12454

my keyboard at the office has 4 groups of 3 F keys, rather than the usual 3 groups of 4.  i keep hitting F4 when i want to F5.  thanks, logitech.

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#12455
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

my keyboard at the office has 3 groups of 4 F keys, rather than the usual 4 groups of 3.  i keep hitting F4 when i want to F5.  thanks, logitech.

You meant Illogitech right ?

#12457
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

my keyboard at the office has 4 groups of 3 F keys, rather than the usual 3 groups of 4.  i keep hitting F4 when i want to F5.  thanks, logitech.

Gotta have Unicomp.

#12458
23 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

See, I don't like big designs on the front.  I'll pass on a shirt I might have bought if the design was on the back, with a few exceptions, that's been my rule of thumb.

I think I have about 200 or so T shirts.  Lately I've been buying 2, if I really dig the design.

I have also bought two if I really like one I find. It's just been rare that I find anything I like these days. The newer super thin t-shirt material they use on a lot of shirts these days always feels wet and clingy is really annoying.

#12459
9 minutes ago, DougO said:

I have also bought two if I really like one I find. It's just been rare that I find anything I like these days. The newer super thin t-shirt material they use on a lot of shirts these days always feels wet and clingy is really annoying.

Definitely, I like a Hanes beefy T or better in thickness.  Old school, heavy, cotton.

#12460
3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Definitely, I like a Hanes beefy T or better in thickness.  Old school, heavy, cotton.

I refuse to buy anything that feels like it was made in a humid sweatshop.   Those nasty, cheap heavy cotton tees feel as uncomfortable as the Laotian factory they were made in.   

#12461
7 hours ago, elfenix said:

my keyboard at the office has 4 groups of 3 F keys, rather than the usual 3 groups of 4.  i keep hitting F4 when i want to F5.  thanks, logitech.

I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)

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#12462

Also... motherfucking couches on the motherfucking freeway.

Hit one on my way back from LA.

Radiator is bent, and bumper is all fucked up. Not sure what else is fucked up underneath the car.

#12463
1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)

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I hate that there are practically zero keyboards available now that have the home keys in the exact center as they should be. They always have too much extra crap on one side that throws the whole thing off, and induces frequent typing of gibberish because you started tying in the wrong place.

#12465
I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)
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Usually can re-map the Ctrl key to outside in BIOS
#12466
2 hours ago, MajorMajor said:
3 hours ago, Superhero said:
I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)
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Usually can re-map the Ctrl key to outside in BIOS

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#12467
6 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also... motherfucking couches on the motherfucking freeway.

Hit one on my way back from LA.

Radiator is bent, and bumper is all fucked up. Not sure what else is fucked up underneath the car.

Should have gone to Ohio...

#12468
7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also... motherfucking couches on the motherfucking freeway.

Hit one on my way back from LA.

Radiator is bent, and bumper is all fucked up. Not sure what else is fucked up underneath the car.

Lazy guy that left 6” of rebar out holding a concrete parking block in Santa Fe. My wife pulled nose-in into a parking spot in Santa Fe over the weekend (another reason to back in, btw). The parking block was held in place by rebar, but the idiot who secured it left about 6” of rebar sticking up on the left side. Of course Mrs. NNM didn’t see it. When she backed out, it hooked her plastic bumper, ripping it at the point of the hook, and ripping the grommets around the bumper/quarter panel interface. Now I can’t get it clipped back in properly and there’s a rip in the bumper. That makes me surly. 

#12469
15 hours ago, lateshow said:

I prefer beer in a can anyway. But Bud Ice? Good Lord, man. 

You prefer beer out of a can over beer out of a glass bottle?

Egads. 

#12470
7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also... motherfucking couches on the motherfucking freeway.

Hit one on my way back from LA.

Radiator is bent, and bumper is all fucked up. Not sure what else is fucked up underneath the car.

Couch burning doesn’t sound so funny anymore now, does it?

#12471
7 hours ago, DougO said:

I hate that there are practically zero keyboards available now that have the home keys in the exact center as they should be. They always have too much extra crap on one side that throws the whole thing off, and induces frequent typing of gibberish because you started tying in the wrong place.

Also, when they do this, they leave the touchpad in the center of the machine, so my fucking palm is always brushing by the touchpad. Fuck you Dell, don't force me to raise my wrists. My carpal tunnel, my choice!

#12472
9 hours ago, Superhero said:

I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)

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#12473

keyboars without the "D" key as well.  Fuck them in the face! 

#12474
I see your logitech keyboard, and raise you Lenovo keyboard (and its placement of the Ctrl button)
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Yes fuck this. This is my work laptop setup. I have it connected to a monitor with an external keyboard and mouse. That keyboard is normal but when I want to take the laptop around the house, I have to use that shit. Who thought this was a good idea??
#12477

Your mom still talking about herself in the second person, huh?  Always liked that about her.  

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#12479

good luck with all that

#12480

I know some people have jobs where they have to use all caps when they input data or whatever, but turn that shit off when you're messaging me. Feels like I'm getting yelled at by them all the time. 

#12481
7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I know some people have jobs where they have to use all caps when they input data or whatever, but turn that shit off when you're messaging me. Feels like I'm getting yelled at by them all the time. 

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#12483
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamnit. Someone at work just sent an email and ended it with “Blessings”. Just put regards or sincerely.

Trivial, yes
Surly, yes.

Have a blessed day.

You should reply with "cursings"

#12484
On 9/1/2021 at 6:25 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

You prefer beer out of a can over beer out of a glass bottle?

Egads. 

I do. I'm a heathen. I'm also from Arkansas, so, you know....

#12485

I thought the college athletic money grubbing under Patterson was bad, but what I’ve seen so far from the NIL stuff makes him seem like a kid running a lemonade stand.  I have a feeling this will drive me away from college athletics like the pros managed to do.

#12486
On 8/24/2021 at 1:26 PM, Shoxthemonkey said:

I killed my HP-11C today. The details don't matter, I was careless. That motherfucker was used almost daily for 40 years and was going into my coffin with me.

 

that sucks. built back when shit was built to last. I still have an old TI-83 that is at least 25 years old that I found in a drawer when i moved into a new office 25 years ago.

 

#12487
On 8/31/2021 at 4:41 PM, DougO said:

I have also bought two if I really like one I find. It's just been rare that I find anything I like these days. The newer super thin t-shirt material they use on a lot of shirts these days always feels wet and clingy is really annoying.

When we lived in H-own area, I honestly had summer t-shirts( thin) and non-summer ones( thick.). The thick ones would just feel damp and sweaty all damned day.   Uggggh!

#12488
20 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamnit. Someone at work just sent an email and ended it with “Blessings”. Just put regards or sincerely.

Trivial, yes
Surly, yes.

Have a blessed day.

 

My emails are signed with,

 

The contents of this e-mail message and any attachments are confidential and are intended solely for addressee. The information may also be legally privileged. This transmission is sent in trust, for the sole purpose of delivery to the intended recipient. If you have received this transmission in error, any use, reproduction or
dissemination of this transmission is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please immediately notify the sender by reply e-mail or phone and delete this message and its attachments, if any. The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this email is illegal.  Criminal forwarding infringement is investigated by federal law enforecment agencies and is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of $250,000.  Please think of the trees, babies with cleft lips, and East Borneo blue-footed sturgeon before you decide to print this email. 

#12490

We have key cards to get in the doors at work. Just a plain card, no picture on it, no logos, nothing. You hold it by the sensor and it beeps and unlocks the door. The old women up here always call it a "badge", which I hate. I have a badge from when I worked at the county sheriff. It wasn't a plastic card. And an ID card isn't a badge either. 

 

#12491
2 hours ago, lateshow said:

I do. I'm a heathen. I'm also from Arkansas, so, you know....

Cans keep beer colder. The taste and flow of beer is inferior, however. 

#12493
3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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You're right. I was recalling that they get colder faster. For the same reason they don't stay as cold. 

#12494
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I thought the college athletic money grubbing under Patterson was bad, but what I’ve seen so far from the NIL stuff makes him seem like a kid running a lemonade stand.  I have a feeling this will drive me away from college athletics like the pros managed to do.

Yeah, I’ll probably bail before the playoff expands to 32 teams. Because it will.

#12495
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

that sucks. built back when shit was built to last. I still have an old TI-83 that is at least 25 years old that I found in a drawer when i moved into a new office 25 years ago.

 

Update: After 15 minutes in a toilet and at least a week of drying in a '94 Mercury Grand Marquis, parked outside with the windows up, I am pleased to report that new batteries brought my beloved HP back to life. It is a tough SOB

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#12496
44 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Update: After 15 minutes in a toilet and at least a week of drying in a '94 Mercury Grand Marquis, parked outside with the windows up, I am pleased to report that new batteries brought my beloved HP back to life. It is a tough SOB

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Try that with an iPhone, whatever model. Let me know how it works out for you. 

#12497
1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Update: After 15 minutes in a toilet and at least a week of drying in a '94 Mercury Grand Marquis, parked outside with the windows up, I am pleased to report that new batteries brought my beloved HP back to life. It is a tough SOB

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 You should have just put it in a Lincoln Riley brisket for a couple of hours to dry it out.  Would have saved some time..

 

#12498
1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Update: After 15 minutes in a toilet and at least a week of drying in a '94 Mercury Grand Marquis, parked outside with the windows up, I am pleased to report that new batteries brought my beloved HP back to life. It is a tough SOB

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I think you are burying the lede here

 

#12499
23 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Goddamnit. Someone at work just sent an email and ended it with “Blessings”. Just put regards or sincerely.

Trivial, yes
Surly, yes.

Have a blessed day.

 

I can out trivial that:

I have a coworker that uses "respectfully" in her signature.

 

Respectfully,

High Plains Drifter

 

#12500
On 8/27/2021 at 12:05 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Not saying that this is necessarily what happened to you today, but if someone is being a left lane slow poke asshole shithead (or some other brand of idiot driver), I'll make sure to do that after I finally pass them. 

I go through a lot of wiper fluid. 

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