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  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

  • Ghost of NMAS
    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#12652
23 hours ago, Tom said:

I purchased new boxer briefs this weekend, wore a pair today, and found there's no peehole.  Guess I didn't read the package closely enough.

Why does men's underwear like this even exist?  Waste of money for something that I'm going to end up throwing away.

Maybe you should stop shopping in the ladies unmentionables department.

#12653
51 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You're experiencing a sortation delay. 

Exactly. English, MFer. Do you speak it?

#12654
3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

In the big scheme of things a burned out fridge light definitely ranks as trivial. Unless it’s out because the freezer light is out. And because all the lights are daisy chained LED’s, when one goes out, they all go out. So you track down the bum LED light for $85 and the damned thing ends up in Oregon and you are in Texas. Did we pass the trivial threshold yet?

 

 

wait, the lights are wired up in series? wtf?

 

#12656
On 9/28/2021 at 8:48 PM, Tom said:

I purchased new boxer briefs this weekend, wore a pair today, and found there's no peehole.  Guess I didn't read the package closely enough.

Why does men's underwear like this even exist?  Waste of money for something that I'm going to end up throwing away.

So you bought panties?  
 

I’ll admit.  Kinda hawt.  

#12657
8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

wait, the lights are wired up in series? wtf?

 

How can we fuck our customer after they've bought our product 101.

#12658




Why does men's underwear like this even exist? 


It doesn't, sugar pants.
#12659
On 9/28/2021 at 8:48 PM, Tom said:

I purchased new boxer briefs this weekend, wore a pair today, and found there's no peehole.  Guess I didn't read the package closely enough.

Why does men's underwear like this even exist?  Waste of money for something that I'm going to end up throwing away.

Maybe you put 'em on backwards?  If you consider it a bright side, you can pull 'em down and sit on the toilet to pee.  You'll be more in touch with your feminine side.

#12662

Speaking of drawers, what's with this new trend of putting a 4 inch wide waistband on underwear? I don't need an extra belt, fuckers. 

#12663
24 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Speaking of drawers, what's with this new trend of putting a 4 inch wide waistband on underwear? I don't need an extra belt, fuckers. 

It's to hide Dad-Bod for a bit.  Built in waste trainer   

#12665
56 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

It's to hide Dad-Bod for a bit.  Built in waste trainer   

Waist

 

44 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Waste trainers are more like Depends.

Or this

#12666
7 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Waist

 

Or this

Yeah, typing on my phone and missed a few letters and it autocorrected to the wrong one.   lol.  Too late to edit now.  

#12667

Registering for a website that wants you to confirm via email that you are setting up an account... & you check email for what seems like forever & there's no confirmation email (not in spam, either).

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - ck.

#12668

Low beam in a garage. I backed my SUV in the spot this morning. Rear camera showed plenty of room, but crushes the shark fin antenna on the roof.

#12672
Low beam in a garage. I backed my SUV in the spot this morning. Rear camera showed plenty of room, but crushes the shark fin antenna on the roof.

“Stupid shit husbands do” thread is over there >>>>>>
#12673
18 hours ago, Superhero said:

Low beam in a garage. I backed my SUV in the spot this morning. Rear camera showed plenty of room, but crushes the shark fin antenna on the roof.

That's what you get for backing in

#12675
In the big scheme of things a burned out fridge light definitely ranks as trivial. Unless it’s out because the freezer light is out. And because all the lights are daisy chained LED’s, when one goes out, they all go out. So you track down the bum LED light for $85 and the damned thing ends up in Oregon and you are in Texas. Did we pass the trivial threshold yet?

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I had a FedEx package make it all the way across the country to within 20 minutes of my front door only to be rerouted on a 2,000 mile roundtrip journey over the next week with no explanation.
#12676
3 minutes ago, Okie State said:
On 9/29/2021 at 7:20 PM, HiggyBaby said:
In the big scheme of things a burned out fridge light definitely ranks as trivial. Unless it’s out because the freezer light is out. And because all the lights are daisy chained LED’s, when one goes out, they all go out. So you track down the bum LED light for $85 and the damned thing ends up in Oregon and you are in Texas. Did we pass the trivial threshold yet?

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I had a FedEx package make it all the way across the country to within 20 minutes of my front door only to be rerouted on a 2,000 mile roundtrip journey over the next week with no explanation.

Do you even "air miles", bro?

#12677

Yeah, we had something on order from Houston (pre-Covid mind you) that got routed through Bangor, Maine.  True story. Some kinda reverse "Shawshank Redemption" ending bullshit was that?  

#12678
On 9/30/2021 at 2:09 PM, Trey3216 said:

It's to hide Dad-Bod for a bit.  Built in waste trainer   

Waste trainer…lolz

#12679
On 9/30/2021 at 4:15 PM, Superhero said:

Low beam in a garage. I backed my SUV in the spot this morning. Rear camera showed plenty of room, but crushes the shark fin antenna on the roof.

Let your husband drive next time.

 

back in Camera? Really

#12680
I avoid 2021-08-26, or 08/26/21. I work with many non-US people. To avoid the confusion about whether “08/12” means august 12 or December 8, I always just abbreviate the month. So a typical file name will be “surly diatribe nnm comments 26Aug21.”  
60% of the time, it works every time. 

File Name 20210826.xls
#12681
3 hours ago, slorch said:

Let your husband drive next time.

 

back in Camera? Really

Yeah, why not use the tools you're given you fucking caveman.

Do you still use your abacus and tell time by the sun? In short, fuck you.

#12682
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Yeah, why not use the tools you're given you fucking caveman.

Do you still use your abacus and tell time by the sun? In short, fuck you.

So you don't know how to drive...or tell time?  Possibly, it might be punctuation that fucks you up.

Continue sharing it with everyone.

Edited by slorch

#12683

Ice maker on the fridge has been kaput for a while.  Not gonna pay to get it fixed because past experience tells me that it will just break again (side note, don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator).  So I pick up a couple of bags of ice a few times a week.  I am not that familiar with the players in the ice game, but Reddy Ice seems to dominate the DFW market.  I picked up a couple this week, and they felt a little light.  Took a look at the bag, and they have changed the bag size from 10 pounds to 7 pounds.  Same price.

#12684
11 hours ago, slorch said:

So you don't know how to drive...or tell time?  Possibly, it might be punctuation that fucks you up.

Continue sharing it with everyone.

Well it’s obvious I should use the grammar and spelling check tool on my computer. Thanks for the reminder.


And oooh you’re such a fucking man. It must suck having to walk with balls that big. 

#12685
6 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Ice maker on the fridge has been kaput for a while.  Not gonna pay to get it fixed because past experience tells me that it will just break again (side note, don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator).  So I pick up a couple of bags of ice a few times a week.  I am not that familiar with the players in the ice game, but Reddy Ice seems to dominate the DFW market.  I picked up a couple this week, and they felt a little light.  Took a look at the bag, and they have changed the bag size from 10 pounds to 7 pounds.  Same price.

Find one of those water/ice huts.

#12686
3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Well it’s obvious I should use the grammar and spelling check tool on my computer. Thanks for the reminder.


And oooh you’re such a fucking man. It must suck having to walk with balls that big. 

I actually think your grammar was correct. Ignore "Do" and rephrase it as a declarative sentence: You still use your abacus and tell time by the sun. No comma is required because you have two predicates for the same subject, a compound predicate. If you repeated the subject you would need a comma: You still use your abacus, and you still tell time by the sun.

In short, sorry slorch, grammar smack fails.

Edited by Llogg

#12687
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Find one of those water/ice huts.

Only time I’ve ever seen these things is near friends/relatives lake houses.

#12688
On 9/30/2021 at 4:15 PM, Superhero said:

Low beam in a garage. I backed my SUV in the spot this morning. Rear camera showed plenty of room, but crushes the shark fin antenna on the roof.

Replace it with one of these bad boys.   I think Huggy Bear had one.  

 

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#12690
41 minutes ago, After irth said:

Taking odds on what time Slorch and Superhero are gonna blow each other in the school yard. 
 

Who swallows first…?

Slorch for sure.

#12691

That damn moment when the seat control @ the theater gets stuck & won't adjust the other direction.

Fuck you, man...9ace4608869ba76db1f2c0a1e6338fba.jpg

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

#12692
5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

That damn moment when the seat control @ the theater gets stuck & won't adjust the other direction.

Fuck you, man...9ace4608869ba76db1f2c0a1e6338fba.jpg

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

It appears that bodily fluids have crusted the buttons. You should watch that stuff at home. 

#12693

When you run out of rep because of aggy schadenfreude. I ran out yesterday about 7:00 am, and it still hasn’t restored. C’mon, @immamac, help a guy out. 

Edited by nnm

#12694
6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

That damn moment when the seat control @ the theater gets stuck & won't adjust the other direction.

Fuck you, man...9ace4608869ba76db1f2c0a1e6338fba.jpg

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

WPP (White People Problems.)

#12696
16 minutes ago, immamac said:

for the low low price of treefiddy you can have unlimited rep. 

Done

#12699
On 10/3/2021 at 11:42 AM, conVINCEd said:

Ice maker on the fridge has been kaput for a while.  Not gonna pay to get it fixed because past experience tells me that it will just break again (side note, don’t buy a Samsung refrigerator).  So I pick up a couple of bags of ice a few times a week.  I am not that familiar with the players in the ice game, but Reddy Ice seems to dominate the DFW market.  I picked up a couple this week, and they felt a little light.  Took a look at the bag, and they have changed the bag size from 10 pounds to 7 pounds.  Same price.

@conVINCEd

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Magic-Chef-27-lbs-Portable-Countertop-Ice-Maker-in-Stainless-Steel-HNIM27ST/207169820

will pay for itself quickly.

you can empty the bin into the ice maker bin, and put more ice in zip lock bags, when you empty the bags, start it up again and refill them.

Edited by Lone Star Horn

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