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#15001

The tired old trope of haha look at this picture of how starbucks did a funny misspelling of my name

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    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

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    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#15003
11 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Interesting lesson for the kids about hard work

Bet the lesson that they learned is they never want to stain a fucking fence the rest of their lives…

#15004

Paint house?  Stain fence?  What’s their name?  Want to lay some money on them for the Valley Karate Championship.  

#15005
1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Bet the lesson that they learned is they never want to stain a fucking fence the rest of their lives…

Improperly, at least.

#15006
On 8/12/2022 at 5:58 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Have them paint the house. Two birds, one stone.

Good thought, but I’d like more than the bottom 5’ of my house painted. 

#15007

Building fence is way the fuck harder than painting that shit...

poosies.

#15008
On 8/10/2022 at 8:18 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Should’ve gone with Butterfinger. 

And cheezy squash.

#15011
On 8/13/2022 at 5:10 AM, Dbeasy said:

When my kids were in high school, I got the bright idea that we would all work together to stain our fence. Family bonding.

Rather than use a sprayer I gave each of us a brush to do it by hand. After awhile it became obvious that the wood was absorbing the stain pretty badly so we kept having to add coats and it was taking forever. I was also using up stain like crazy. 

But we couldn’t quit because the fence was partially done and it would have looked terrible if I switched to a sprayer for two thirds of the fence. So, a 125 foot fence took four people three full days to paint, with something like 8 five gallon drums of stain. It was exhausting  the neighbors were laughing their ass off at us. 

We moved a year later. It’s been 13 years and I occasionally drive by the house. The same stain is still on there and it still looks incredible. Interesting lesson for the kids about hard work, and also a cautionary tale about coming up with half ass ideas. 

 

I stained my fence by myself, 120'L or so, using a roller, in 3 evenings, and 5 gallons of stain (which was the recommended amount).

Your white privilege is showing.

#15012
On 8/14/2022 at 12:08 PM, Superhero said:

 

I stained my fence by myself, 120'L or so, using a roller, in 3 evenings, and 5 gallons of stain (which was the recommended amount).

Your white   2% privilege is showing.

Fixed it.  Sorry you're poor.

#15015

I’ve probably mentioned this before or someone has, but sometimes during work lunch/after work I need to decompress and eat a little snack or a burger in peace and watch something on my phone. Find a nice open parking lot, and some fuck comes right and parks right next to me, when there’s a million other open spots. Fuck off you cunt! It’s like peeing next to someone when there’s other stalls open. 🤬🤬 Just happened now after a long day. 

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#15016
2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Make sure you notify @Superhero when it arrives.

And who the fuck is @Superhero_?

Oh man. Totally forgot to reach out to DHS / TSA. Still waiting for my TSA pre check approval. It’s been almost 4 months.

#15017

I leave the TV on in my office for background noise. Just looked up to some Torrid commercial that was for 10-30 size women....in bikinis.  Fuck you TV.

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#15018
I leave the TV on in my office for background noise. Just looked up to some Torrid commercial that was for 10-30 size women....in bikinis.  Fuck you TV.
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#15019

Fuck, what a beating the DMV is. Had to renew my DL and wasnt eligible to do it online. You have to make an appointment these days and they are scheduling weeks out. So I show up 30 mins early today to make sure I fill out my application etc... and maybe I can get out early. Lulz. Checked in at 10 for a 10:30 appointment, and my number didnt get called until 11:50. Some bullshit about their systems being down yesterday and playing catch up. I'm guessing their systems fuck up every day. 

#15020
Fuck, what a beating the DMV is. Had to renew my DL and wasnt eligible to do it online. You have to make an appointment these days and they are scheduling weeks out. So I show up 30 mins early today to make sure I fill out my application etc... and maybe I can get out early. Lulz. Checked in at 10 for a 10:30 appointment, and my number didnt get called until 11:50. Some bullshit about their systems being down yesterday and playing catch up. I'm guessing their systems fuck up every day. 
Not looking forward to this shit. We moved from Ft. Bend to Harris county so I'm pretty sure we have to go in person. Both cars are expired so I can't put it off much longer.
#15021

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they require proof of insurance along with all the other paperwork to get a license? Asking for a friend. Literally.

#15022
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they require proof of insurance along with all the other paperwork to get a license? Asking for a friend. Literally.

Yes. Take your original birth certificate, marriage license, and a utility bill just to be safe. I wish I was kidding.
#15023
4 minutes ago, tigol said:


Yes. Take your original birth certificate, marriage license, and a utility bill just to be safe. I wish I was kidding.

I know you're not. Had a coworker tell me they were trying to get a TX license with a KY license. Their plates and insurance were expired. I'd be surprised if they walked out not under arrest. My best advice was buy a month of liability from some cheap online company before trying.

#15024
33 minutes ago, RPM said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they require proof of insurance along with all the other paperwork to get a license? Asking for a friend. Literally.

They didn't require any proof of insurance or proof of registration to RENEW a drivers license. My passport is also currently expired ( I get to deal with that bullshit tomorrow), so I brought my birth cert and  my SS card. You don't need the SS card, but I brought it because I was born overseas, and all I have is a notarized copy of my State Department birth certificate. I'm guessing I didn't need the SS card but they scanned both. I think a valid passport is all you need, but it doesn't hurt to bring back up documentation. Nobody wants to wait in that line twice. 

#15025
45 minutes ago, RPM said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they require proof of insurance along with all the other paperwork to get a license? Asking for a friend. Literally.

Whatever paperwork you have, it won't be right.

#15026
3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Whatever paperwork you have, it won't be right.

That's what you get for filling out the Form 528A and not 528A-1. 

Back of the line! 

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#15027
On 8/15/2022 at 8:50 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Make sure you notify @Superhero when it arrives.

And who the fuck is @Superhero_?

I thought it might make for some drama if I did get mine back first.  However, since Uncle Sam still is holding on to my income tax refund, I don't have high hopes.

#15028

This has to be some sort of a world record. I had been mowing my yard tonight for almost 1-1/2 hours, and this is when I ran out of gas…

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Less than 4 feet of landing strip. 

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#15030
12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

This has to be some sort of a world record. I had been mowing my yard tonight for almost 1-1/2 hours, and this is when I ran out of gas…

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Less than 4 feet of landing strip. 

Some people prefer a landing strip.

#15031
On 8/16/2022 at 3:01 PM, Js1 said:

That's what you get for filling out the Form 528A and not 528A-1. 

Back of the line! 

Selma bouvier season 20 GIF on GIFER - by Flameterror

Some days... we don't let the line move... at all.

We call those... WEEKDAYS. 

#15032
25 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Some people prefer a landing strip.

Yes, a nicely trimmed lawn is much better than a bare yard. 

#15035
On 8/19/2022 at 2:33 PM, GopherRock said:

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WTH?? Attaching padlocks to bridges? What is this madness?

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#15037
9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WTH?? Attaching padlocks to bridges? What is this madness?

bridge, well, anything that you can lock it and throw away the key to demonstrate that you and yours are forever and definitely won't break up next week because you can't agree on what kind of pizza to get.

#15039
On 8/20/2022 at 8:10 AM, Txslnghrns said:

 


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https://ridge.com/collections/wallets?page=2

Allows you to keep your wallet in one of your front pockets. Eliminates the worry of having it fall out of your back pocket.

 

I will offer a bit of advice to those switching from the old school, thick leather back pocket wallet to the new, slim front pocket wallet.    It feels like it’s not there for a while.  While you are adjusting to that feeling, be sure to double check that you actually have your wallet on you before you head to the airport.  Expensive lesson.

#15040
On 8/16/2022 at 2:56 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

Whatever paperwork you have, it won't be right.

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#15041
Why escalators always seem to be broken and how theyre so wonky to walk on
Speaking of escalators, I can't stand people who just ride it all the way up or down without even moving. Take some steps you lazy fucks
#15042
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 hours ago, 52-80 said:
Why escalators always seem to be broken and how theyre so wonky to walk on

Speaking of escalators, I can't stand people who just ride it all the way up or down without even moving. Take some steps you lazy fucks

This right  here.  I am frequently flying through the ATL airport.  I am constantly saying "excuse me" as I go up and down thier long escalators and passing people.  I try to avoid the train in order to get my exercise.

#15043
7 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

This right  here.  I am frequently flying through the ATL airport.  I am constantly saying "excuse me" as I go up and down thier long escalators and passing people.  I try to avoid the train in order to get my exercise.

I wish they would collectively come together and just cut all the power to these. Make people take some steps. I find it funny when an escalator is "out of order", people freak out. Like, it's now just normal stairs. walk up or down. It will be fine,

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#15044
8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wish they would collectively come together and just cut all the power to these. Make people take some steps. I find it funny when an escalator is "out of order", people freak out. Like, it's now just normal stairs. walk up or down. It will be fine,

You should give this advice to some of your lady friends.

#15047
3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 hours ago, 52-80 said:
Why escalators always seem to be broken and how theyre so wonky to walk on

Speaking of escalators, I can't stand people who just ride it all the way up or down without even moving. Take some steps you lazy fucks

 

2 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

This right  here.  I am frequently flying through the ATL airport.  I am constantly saying "excuse me" as I go up and down thier long escalators and passing people.  I try to avoid the train in order to get my exercise.

 

I usually have luggage in the airport, and I'll stand still on the elevator thank you very much.

Now if you're talking about those moving walkways, then yes, I'm with you all the way. Most of the time I don't even get on them and just walk. It gets me a few extra steps so I can afford to eat my ultra unhealthy airport food.

#15048
On 8/16/2022 at 12:47 PM, Blotto said:

Fuck, what a beating the DMV is. Had to renew my DL and wasnt eligible to do it online. You have to make an appointment these days and they are scheduling weeks out. So I show up 30 mins early today to make sure I fill out my application etc... and maybe I can get out early. Lulz. Checked in at 10 for a 10:30 appointment, and my number didnt get called until 11:50. Some bullshit about their systems being down yesterday and playing catch up. I'm guessing their systems fuck up every day. 

You can schedule a meeting at any DPS office. A buddy from Southlake was going to Midland and scheduled his in Baird on the day of his travel. I scheduled one yesterday for tomorrow morning in the Abilene office. And I have enough documentation to make their head spin.

#15049

HEB Bunker Hill.  Stupid woman stops at entrance crosswalk at 5:30 PM so she  can have her daughter load the groceries.   What a selfish dipshit. 
 

 

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#15050
4 hours ago, deadshank said:

What a selfish dipshit. 
 

 

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The Porsche out front shoulda told you that. 

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