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  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

  • Ghost of NMAS
    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#20602

I often deal with international associates and customers.  There are times where I adjust my schedule to accommodate their preferred time for a call.  This morning I get up an extra 1-1/2 hours early for such a call.  5 minutes before the call is set to begin I get an email from them cancelling the call.

#20604

I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear someone honking and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker.

I want e-bikes to be banned. Period.

If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.

#20605
18 hours ago, Superhero said:

I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear some honkey and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker.

I want e-bikes to be banned. Period.

If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.

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#20606

One of my biggest pet peeves ever is looking up the start time of a tv program and whatever resource I’m looking at doesn’t specify the time zone of the listing. Drives me insane. Happens all the time, including most recently with a site listing the PGA tour championship tv times. 

#20609
On 8/21/2025 at 5:25 PM, Superhero said:

I went on a walk with my parents towards the regional park by my house. We hear someone honking and turn around to see this kid on an electric bike getting people out of his way. He rode by at 20 mph and went straight into the regional park. At that time of day, there are a lot of people there with their dogs and kids. Fucker.

I want e-bikes to be banned. Period.

If they aren't banned, then I hope those idiots don't buckle the straps on their helmet and ride full speed into a tree.

Yes. The kids asshole. Parents asshole

#20610

When you don’t pay attention… 

picked up wife’s new car yesterday and noticed a spot on paint after we got home, guess we were too excited to do a walk around before signing the papers. They’ve since buffed it out this morning. 
 

Went to Wholesale Club this morning and had coupon for creamer get home only to find they’re expired. Another trip I’ll have to make for exchange:return. 

#20613
7 hours ago, tigol said:

People that automatically salt food before tasting it.

What say you about auto Crystal, Cajun  Chef,  or Valentina?

Edited by Iceman

#20614
7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

What say you about auto Crystal, Cajun  Chef,  or Valentina?

It depends.  If we're talking about a breakfast taco or a microwave burrito that's no problem. 

If I spent all day making a dish that took a great deal of time and effort such as a braise, I'd be pissed off if you dumped Valentina on it.  Same shit for steak sauce.  If I spend money on a nice ribeye, I will admit to thinking less of you if you want it well done with steak sauce or catsup.  

#20615
1 minute ago, Iceman said:

What say you about auto Crystal, Cajun Delight,  or Valentina?

totally different.  Salting food before you taste it means you were raised on under seasoned food. Adding a hot sauce means you appreciate a certain vinegar flavor and heat level on certain foods.  Foods that you should automatically add crystal etc. to: breakfast, greens, gumbo, oysters, jambalaya, fried chicken and fish, fried okra, pizza, and boudin. Not  an exhaustive list. Valentina is an entirely different animal.

#20616
58 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

That is a sign they grew up with a parent or parents who cooked like absolute shit.   

My kids and I salt our food when Mrs. Superhero cooks.

#20617
12 minutes ago, tigol said:

It depends.  If we're talking about a breakfast taco or a microwave burrito that's no problem. 

If I spent all day making a dish that took a great deal of time and effort such as a braise, I'd be pissed off if you dumped Valentina on it.  Same shit for steak sauce.  If I spend money on a nice ribeye, I will admit to thinking less of you if you want it well done with steak sauce or catsup.  

aligned on the nice cut of meat, so no worries there.  No sauce at all for me.

goulash/ stew/ and a bunch of other shit is almost certainly getting hit with the sauce.

#20618
9 hours ago, tigol said:

People that automatically salt food before tasting it.

A light sprinkle of salt enhances the flavor of the dish. 

#20620

You’re behind someone going 15-20 below the speed limit either in the highway or surface street.   You go around take a glance and they are texting away or changing the address on google maps.  Phone mount people!  Actually not trivial 

#20625

New NETFLIX UI on apple TV.  They have gone to the large boxes that take up half the screen basically making browsing impossible/enraging.  Fits a total of 4 movies on the screen to choose from

#20626
3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Gottdam door to door window salesmen. 
They come by knocking on our door almost every damn week.

Yet another advantage to living way out in the country in ETX.  I can't remember even one solicitor ever coming to my door in the 5 years we've lived here.

#20627
39 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

New NETFLIX UI on apple TV.  They have gone to the large boxes that take up half the screen basically making browsing impossible/enraging.  Fits a total of 4 movies on the screen to choose from

It’s the same on my FireTV and Netflix app on the smart tv itself. The new layout is horrible, and all the streaming services seem to copy each other so everything gets shittier at the same time. You can’t pause on a show thumbnail for two seconds without it starting a trailer or just straight up playing the movie. Horrible. 

#20628
1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

New NETFLIX UI on apple TV.  They have gone to the large boxes that take up half the screen basically making browsing impossible/enraging.  Fits a total of 4 movies on the screen to choose from

And the autoplay at max volume on a movie/show I DEFINITELY do NOT want to see is rage-inducing.

#20630
10 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

The word "ideation".  If I never hear that word it again it would still be too early.

Would you say it gives you rage ideation?

#20631

Netflix UI is the least bad of all the major streaming services.

Have you looked at Amazon Prime's? Holy fuck

#20632
16 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Netflix UI is the least bad of all the major streaming services.

Have you looked at Amazon Prime's? Holy fuck

I do like the feature on Prime that shows you the actors names in that scene when you hit pause.  Other than that, yeah, it's terrible.

#20633
1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

I do like the feature on Prime that shows you the actors names in that scene when you hit pause.  Other than that, yeah, it's terrible.

My favorite part of Prime.  

YoutubeTV threatening to drop Fox networks week 1 of CFB.  Will be forced to rewatch the game on Youtube as I've got a party I can't miss from 10:30-12:30 that day.

#20634
1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

My favorite part of Prime.  

YoutubeTV threatening to drop Fox networks week 1 of CFB.  Will be forced to rewatch the game on Youtube as I've got a party I can't miss from 10:30-12:30 that day.

Answer to "What share does YTTV have?"

YouTube TV's market share is growing rapidly in the virtual Multichannel Video Programming Distributor (vMVPD) market, holding over 40% of the 18.2 million vMVPD subscribers, according to Southern California News Group. Additionally, YouTube, as a whole, recently surpassed Disney to become the top media company for total TV usage in the U.S., with a share of 12.4% in April 2025 according to Nielsen's "The Gauge" report, driven by YouTube TV and its vast library of other content

#20635
2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Answer to "What share does YTTV have?"

YouTube TV's market share is growing rapidly in the virtual Multichannel Video Programming Distributor (vMVPD) market, holding over 40% of the 18.2 million vMVPD subscribers, according to Southern California News Group. Additionally, YouTube, as a whole, recently surpassed Disney to become the top media company for total TV usage in the U.S., with a share of 12.4% in April 2025 according to Nielsen's "The Gauge" report, driven by YouTube TV and its vast library of other content

People that use chat gpt to answer questions and pass it off as their own. 

#20636

Lol. Go ahead and ignore the first phrase and get fired up. 
 

Sorry that was insufficient to indicate/ acknowledge google search. 

Edited by Iceman

#20638
If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it's the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.


^^^this. My running trails are my neighbor’s ATV trails in 1,000 acres of forest leading to my land. Runner’s paradise. I am unbelievably blessed. 
 

But I have to run holding a stick in front of me. Preferably one with a fork at the end. Otherwise I’m constantly picking spiderwebs out of my teeth and eyes. 
 

And the ticks. Ugh. The ticks that end up performing unwanted fellatio. 

#20639
On 8/26/2025 at 7:52 AM, Native Horn said:

I do like the feature on Prime that shows you the actors names in that scene when you hit pause.  Other than that, yeah, it's terrible.

Feature doesn't work on Apple TV....

#20640
7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm really tired of people who think it's funny or edgy or cool to refer to a can of Diet Coke as a "fridge cigarette." 

I've never heard that in my life.

#20641

Shared office spaces like WeWork.  Hate the culture.  There are some people here who clearly don’t need to be here they’re just lonely.   Some are very friendly and kind but others are literally eating a tuna salad in one of the phone booth. Fuck this place!!!

Edited by Im_smarter_then_you

#20642
8 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Shared office spaces like WeWork.  Hate the culture.  There are some people here who clearly don’t need to be here they’re just lonely.   Some are very friendly and kind but others are literally eating a tuna salad in one of the phone booth. Fuck this place!!!

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#20644
3 hours ago, lateshow said:

I've never heard that in my life.

same here. Never.  Military.  3 decades in the grocery industry.  Never.

#20646
5 hours ago, lateshow said:

I've never heard that in my life.

You will eventually. It's spreading like wildfire among people who just latch onto and parrot each other's nonsense in order to affect an image. 

#20648
20 hours ago, nnm said:
If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it's the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.


^^^this. My running trails are my neighbor’s ATV trails in 1,000 acres of forest leading to my land. Runner’s paradise. I am unbelievably blessed. 
 

But I have to run holding a stick in front of me. Preferably one with a fork at the end. Otherwise I’m constantly picking spiderwebs out of my teeth and eyes. 
 

And the ticks. Ugh. The ticks that end up performing unwanted fellatio. 

I call it web walking.  A spider stick is absolutely necessary for pre-8am hikes in Texas in the summer.

#20649

Wireless printers. There are 2 in my office. One will not connect and the other won't come out of sleep mode. And fuck setting up the wireless. Mother fuckers, make this shit simple. 

#20650
5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I call it web walking.  A spider stick is absolutely necessary for pre-8am hikes in Texas in the summer.

I have been on hikes where I could have knitted a sweater with all of the webs that I breached.

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