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#4502
23 hours ago, Sandman said:

My office switched to new copy paper and it's got "double the amount of recycled paper!" according to the package. It fucking sucks, feels like paper that got wet earlier in the day and is now 90% dry. 

Given that 2/3rds of all paper is already recycled, I find their math somewhat suspect. Must be aggy marketing gradjits.

#4503
1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Oddly enough, the "milk and bread before a blizzard" shit happens in the Midwest too.  We got a ton of snow last Saturday, and on Friday the grocery store in town was a fucking zoo.

It could snow two feet, and I could still walk up town to the grocery store in a matter of minutes.  Also, even the worst snow storms here result in the roads being plowed out within 24 hours.  If you're financially capable of stocking your home with food, how do you not already have enough of it to survive the next 24 hours, maximum?

Milk sandwiches are fucking awesome.

#4505
5 hours ago, Underdog said:

First mistake is going to fucking Starbucks, both McDs and Dunkin’ have just as good if not better coffee. 

This is so wrong and I'm really sick of hearing this nonsense. The best coffee is from a local shop that roasts in house (or sources from a real roaster usually local). McDs and Dunkin are just Folgers with a little more caffeine. It's thin and boring as fuck. Starbucks is somewhere in between. Miles ahead of McDs but not nearly as good as local strong coffee (or my preference an Americano).

#4506
16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is so wrong and I'm really sick of hearing this nonsense. The best coffee is from a local shop that roasts in house (or sources from a real roaster usually local). McDs and Dunkin are just Folgers with a little more caffeine. It's thin and boring as fuck. Starbucks is somewhere in between. Miles ahead of McDs but not nearly as good as local strong coffee (or my preference an Americano).

Has Starbucks changed their coffee? Because when I tried it it tasted like crap. I drink it black and theirs tasted like chicory. I'd take Folgers or Maxwell House over that crap.  

#4507
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Has Starbucks changed their coffee? Because when I tried it it tasted like crap. I drink it black and theirs tasted like chicory. I'd take Folgers or Maxwell House over that crap.  

I don't drink it often (usually if I need a drive thru or if its convenient at a hotel) but the ones I've had have been pretty good and I don't recall any chicory blend. I've always enjoyed their blonde roast when it's available. Never my first choice but always preferable to fast food or folgersl.

#4509

Coffee smells like burnt dog hair. It should be banned from offices just like popcorn and microwaveable fish. 

#4510
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

This is so wrong and I'm really sick of hearing this nonsense. The best coffee is from a local shop that roasts in house (or sources from a real roaster usually local). McDs and Dunkin are just Folgers with a little more caffeine. It's thin and boring as fuck. Starbucks is somewhere in between. Miles ahead of McDs but not nearly as good as local strong coffee (or my preference an Americano).

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Along with Chik-fil-A, Starbucks is as overrated.  

#4511
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Coffee smells like burnt dog hair. It should be banned from offices just like popcorn and microwaveable fish. 

DA FUCK IS MICROWAVEABLE FISH?!?!?!

 

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#4512
1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Along with Chik-fil-A, Starbucks is as overrated.  

It's probably "overrated" based on how popular it is, because there is so much better coffee out there, but it is still miles better than McDonald's and Dunkin Donuts. 

#4513

Coffee’s not serious to me, so McDs and DD do me fine.  

But do agree with you, support your local CH if you have one. 

#4514
14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Along with Chik-fil-A, Starbucks is as overrated.  

The fuck you say about Chick-fil-A?

#4518
The fuck you say about Chick-fil-A?
It's bland chicken that white people prop up but they do have top notch service and customer service so I'll give them that.
#4521
Coffee smells like burnt dog hair. It should be banned from offices just like popcorn and microwaveable fish. 


I believe that’s your upper lip that you are smelling.
#4522
41 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Vic with the contrarian take. Not something you see every day. 

Something you also don't see everyday. Specifically pointing out my opinion when there were a few others who actually brought up said opinion before me. You do this all the time.

But fast food is serious business on here. 

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#4524

Chick-fil-A is fine.  Hate the "no Sunday" thing, because the place we stay in Ames for home games is right across the road and it always sounds awesome when I'm hungover after a day of tailgating.

@'stache is on point in the coffee discussion.  Starbuck's is overrated, but it's still pretty good and when you're travelling it's the kind of place you can find near the highway and it blows McDonald's out of the water.

#4526
18 hours ago, ztejas said:

Old people (like gray hairs - talking 70+) at movies that think they can make as much fucking noise as they want, leave and come back in the loudest way possible four times during the movie, hold an audible conversation at any point they feel like, bitch at Martha because "we're sitting in the wrong seats", drop a glass beer bottle 40 minutes in and just generally act like they are the only people in attendance. 

This is not all gray hairs - but it is an observed trend. I paid more for the ticket than you did, you probably see 3 movies a week because you have the time and expendable income to do so, so please act like an adult, shut the fuck up and be courteous to the rest of the theater. You aren't 13 fucking years old. I'll hold the door for you, I'll help you with your groceries, I'll let you cut me in line, but once the lights go down and the opening credits roll, please. For the love of God, please. Try to pretend like you're being quiet. 

/rant

This is one reason I will not go to Alamo DH or any other theater that serves all kinds of food (beer is ok).

Bad enough that I have to sit there and listen to some asshole with a tub of popcorn bigger than his head crunching that shit right behind me but someone eating nachos sends me over the edge.

I am starting a new line of movie houses with multiple rows that have headphone jacks that you can use.

Rent some or bring your on. Bluetooth also available.

#4527

I'm not sure how someone can go to a movie theater and drink beer while watching a movie. Getting up to piss during the middle of a movie is an annoyance. 

#4528
I'm not sure how someone can go to a movie theater and drink beer while watching a movie. Getting up to piss during the middle of a movie is an annoyance. 
For me, it's one...maybe two beers. It's not like I'm slamming a case of Miller High Lifes at a tailgate.
#4531

When you microwave your pop secret popcorn at 1:45 but seems like an insane amount of unpopped kernels so you bump it up 10 seconds and burn half of the bag

 

 

#4533

That SW Airlines hands you the pretzels first and then you get a drink like 20 minutes later (or longer).

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Why can't you hand me the pretzels with my drink?

#4535
18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Something you also don't see everyday. Specifically pointing out my opinion when there were a few others who actually brought up said opinion before me. You do this all the time.

But fast food is serious business on here. 

They are trolling. You aren't

#4536

Meet one of the AVPs that works for in my group to go on a sales call yesterday. Immediately after shaking my hand upon first seeing him he proceeds to tell me that he thinks he is getting sick.

Fucker. Now I feel like I am catching something. WTF.

#4539
59 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


For in your group? This like a Dwight Schrute situation. Assistant to for in your group.

oops. Bad grammar. For me. Didn't get much sleep yesterday.

#4541

I wish every fast food joint would emulate Chik-fil-a's service model, but Vic's right. Their food doesn't suck, but there's nothing great about it, either. Since Cane's opened up a few blocks away, I haven't been back to Chik-fil-a except occasionally for breakfast.

#4542

It's like Popeye's doesn't exist...LOlz.

#4544
3 hours ago, slorch said:

It's like Popeye's doesn't exist...LOlz.

Popeye's used to be my go-to for ff fried chicken but the last few times I've been, it's really sucked.  Their spicy chicken used to be spicy, now....not so much.  Pieces are also scrawny AF.

I don't know if they backed off the spice to appeal to a wider demographic or not but I won't be going to anymore Popeye's anytime soon.  

Golden Chick w/ their Zing powder is my go-to now. 

#4545
Popeye's used to be my go-to for ff fried chicken but the last few times I've been, it's really sucked.  Their spicy chicken used to be spicy, now....not so much.  Pieces are also scrawny AF.
I don't know if they backed off the spice to appeal to a wider demographic or not but I won't be going to anymore Popeye's anytime soon.  
Golden Chick w/ their Zing powder is my go-to now. 

I’ll add the Popeyes around me must not obey the rules because I get the runs almost every time.
#4546

I hate when the trash collector puts my bin somewhere other than where I left it. I place it on the curb closest to where I will return it. They leave it on the opposite side of the driveway.

#4547

When I lived in Austin Popeyes was my go to for chicken, but the Popeyes here in NB sucks ass. And they just opened a Cane's across the street. 

#4548
1 hour ago, GottaB said:

I hate when the trash collector puts my bin somewhere other than where I left it. I place it on the curb closest to where I will return it. They leave it on the opposite side of the driveway.

right in the center of driveway.

Hey motherfucker..we have to park before we retrieve our trashcans.  

Also: leaving them off the curb in the street. 1) it narrows the street by 4-6 feet if done on both sides and 2) put the sumbeech back where you found it, ya idgit.

#4549
People in Texas that wish they lived up north where it snows. That is a miserable existence that causes people with SAD to off themselves. Appreciate the fact that you can participate in outdoor activities in the middle of January.
I'm going skiing in the snow today.
#4550
1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:
On 1/23/2019 at 10:29 AM, F250 said:
People in Texas that wish they lived up north where it snows. That is a miserable existence that causes people with SAD to off themselves. Appreciate the fact that you can participate in outdoor activities in the middle of January.

I'm going skiing in the snow today.

How quaint.....  Hitting it for the last day in about 20 minutes.

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