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#5551
On 4/1/2019 at 2:02 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

Trivial thing that annoys me: when a TV series can't just have a gay character but has to have a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY character. E.g., the lesbian photographer in Man In The High Castle, e.g., "Hi, I'm the photographer, let me just get my camera OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT ATTRACTIVE WOMAN I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH HER BECAUSE I'M A BIG OL LESBIAN!"

Very subtle. Very true to the story environment, too-- the American Nazi Reich is anti-homosexual but this lesbian photographer can't get a sentence out of her mouth before she turns into a leering construction worker upon seeing a mildly attractive woman. Kind of undermines the dramatic tension of A Forbidden Love Affair when one of the character acts like Rodney Dangerfield looking at Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers. 

Counter point: Helen from AP Bio

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#5552
On 4/1/2019 at 3:08 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

I, too, am a huge Cricket fan. (EXPLODES)

Sachin Tendulkar couldn't hold Viv Richards' jock.  War will ensue.

#5553
58 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

dudes who claim that attractive women they disagree with politically are "ugly" (meaning specifically their looks)

Dudes commenting on the attractiveness of women generally when they are not in the context of any sort of profession where attractiveness matters a damn. I mean, seriously, who gives a fuck that politician x, y, or z looks like hammered dog shit, whether male or female? Do they do their fucking jobs, or not? "Is she attractive?" is only a relevant question regarding a celebrity if she's an entertainer being paid to be attractive.

#5554
4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dudes commenting on the attractiveness of women generally when they are not in the context of any sort of profession where attractiveness matters a damn.

That doesn't bother me in the slightest. We're men. It's what we notice. There is a time and place for discussing it, or more pertinently, most times and places aren't for discussing it.

It matters only as soon as it crosses from thought to action, i.e., "I think I'll give Susan a bigger raise than Millicent because Susan has bigger tits" or "I think I'll smell Jessica's hair and rub her shoulders at today's staff meeting". 

#5557
On 4/1/2019 at 7:54 PM, elfenix said:

get ready for more of that with mcdonalds' AI menu system

Those touch screens were found to have more fecal matter on them than the bathroom fixtures.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I know the laws of biology don’t apply to surly posters, but almost everything you touch in public has my shit, snot, or jizz on it.  Act accordingly.  

#5558
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Those touch screens were found to have more fecal matter on them than the bathroom fixtures.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I know the laws of biology don’t apply to surly posters, but almost everything you touch in public has my shit, snot, or jizz on it.  Act accordingly.  

Every hand you shake has, at some point, had a dick in it.

#5559
31 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dudes commenting on the attractiveness of women generally when they are not in the context of any sort of profession where attractiveness matters a damn. I mean, seriously, who gives a fuck that politician x, y, or z looks like hammered dog shit, whether male or female? Do they do their fucking jobs, or not? "Is she attractive?" is only a relevant question regarding a celebrity if she's an entertainer being paid to be attractive.

Seriously all that really matters is does she give head and like anal....

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#5560
8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Those touch screens were found to have more fecal matter on them than the bathroom fixtures.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I know the laws of biology don’t apply to surly posters, but almost everything you touch in public has my shit, snot, or jizz on it.  Act accordingly.  

think about how often you use your phone in the shitter, and how rarely you clean it.

#5564
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

think about how often you use your phone in the shitter, and how rarely you clean it.

Fair point.  But don’t take phone into shitter and I sanitize it every 48hrs.  We have a 5 day old baby at home and a toddler, I don’t risk that shit.  Plus the phone goes into a drawer when I get home.  Having that said, I have ejaculated into about every wash cloth in the Starwood/Marriott empire.  So don’t use one when traveling.  

You can’t avoid germs and a moderate amount are actually good for you.  What you can do though is try hard to not bring  home illness from traveling and don’t go to so much trouble to get my jizz on you.  My favorite thing to do after beating off in the hotel room is grab the remote and put on something funny to distract from my shame.  And so much of my snot is around the bed and nightstand in hotels. Just gobs  of phlegm. 

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#5565
2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Those touch screens were found to have more fecal matter on them than the bathroom fixtures.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I know the laws of biology don’t apply to surly posters, but almost everything you touch in public has my shit, snot, or jizz on it.  Act accordingly.  

You are a filthy motherfucker that gets around too much then.

#5566
2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Womens shoes when they walk down a hallway and its loud as fuck. Sounds like a fucking whore trotting.

So...what's wrong with that again?

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#5567
4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Every hand you shake has, at some point, had a dick in it.

I do love to shake hands

#5568

The clickbait article that makes its rounds every few years about how everything has measurable amounts of fecal matter on it makes me surly. It starts "your toothbrush has shit on it" then "everything in your house has shit on it." Of course there are a billion other compounds that can be identified on any surface using today's technology. I'm not living my life worried about a microscopic speck of shit on everything. I wash my hands after I shit and use sanitizer often, mostly to avoid catching colds or other common sicknesses, but not because of that stupid article and worries of shit on everything.

#5569
7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The clickbait article that makes its rounds every few years about how everything has measurable amounts of fecal matter on it makes me surly. It starts "your toothbrush has shit on it" then "everything in your house has shit on it." Of course there are a billion other compounds that can be identified on any surface using today's technology. I'm not living my life worried about a microscopic speck of shit on everything. I wash my hands after I shit and use sanitizer often, mostly to avoid catching colds or other common sicknesses, but not because of that stupid article and worries of shit on everything.

I love the bit I saw once on how many molecules you take in with every breath that once were a part of Aristotle. That one always got a dialectical chuckle out of me.

#5571

New phone. Hate getting a new phone or laptop.

I have spent my entire evening sorting and arranging apps on my new phone. I would rather get kicked in the balls.

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#5572

If you use a third party launcher like Nova, and restore your apps from the cloud, Android actually makes it fairly painless to migrate to new phones. Android can match (most of, unless compatibility issue with a specific app) the same installed apps from another device on your same Google account, and via the launcher's own backup, your UI settings and icon arrangements can be restored to a new device.

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#5576

got into the parking garage at work, looked down at the odometer, 150,002.  completely fucking missed it.  i'd been looking forward all yesterday, even thought about driving the extra couple miles yesterday so that i'd be parked at home with 150,000.  i was already in a sour mood due to lack of caffeine and sleep (really seems like we've had more 2 am thunderstorms lately than usual).  now i'm just completely pissed the fuck off.

#5577
10 minutes ago, elfenix said:

got into the parking garage at work, looked down at the odometer, 150,002.  completely fucking missed it.  i'd been looking forward all yesterday, even thought about driving the extra couple miles yesterday so that i'd be parked at home with 150,000.  i was already in a sour mood due to lack of caffeine and sleep (really seems like we've had more 2 am thunderstorms lately than usual).  now i'm just completely pissed the fuck off.

Brother?

#5578

Look at this dumb fucking clown.

Seven (7) aftermarket peripherals for his Tactical Backpack that he uses to commute through the desolate wastelands of downtown Chicago.

If you have to add that much bullshit to your bag, you bought the wrong bag.

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#5581
25 minutes ago, luke duke said:

People over 30 that still wear their college ring everyday.

could have saved yourself 45 characters and just typed "aggy."

#5582
On 3/25/2019 at 3:47 PM, Buffsoldier said:

99 times out of 100, I agree, but serious question: What if it's a Saturday during football season? I know several people who'd rather miss a pro game than miss a college one.

You don't want those people coming to your kids' birthday parties anyway.

#5583
On 4/3/2019 at 4:23 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I love the bit I saw once on how many molecules you take in with every breath that once were a part of Aristotle. That one always got a dialectical chuckle out of me.

That story always gets a peripatetic chuckle out of me.

#5585

Not really a "surly" thing per se.  More of an, "I don't get it" thing.

Why would anyone put a decal of a company on the back of their car?  I guess I'd get it if you were in the corporate dept. of, say, John Deere.  On the way home today, I saw an Apple, Nike, and Yeti decal on the backs of cars.  I don't understand.

#5586
5 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Not really a "surly" thing per se.  More of an, "I don't get it" thing.

Why would anyone put a decal of a company on the back of their car?  I guess I'd get it if you were in the corporate dept. of, say, John Deere.  On the way home today, I saw an Apple, Nike, and Yeti decal on the backs of cars.  I don't understand.

How about license plate frames and stickers from the car dealership? Yeah, I fucking hate you guys so much, but I want to drive around displaying your advertisements...for free. 

#5587
9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

How about license plate frames and stickers from the car dealership? Yeah, I fucking hate you guys so much, but I want to drive around displaying your advertisements...for free. 

It requires effort to put stickers on your car. It requires no effort to leave the license plate frames that came with your car on the car. Who pays attention to license plate frames anyway?

#5588
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It requires effort to put stickers on your car. It requires no effort to leave the license plate frames that came with your car on the car. Who pays attention to license plate frames anyway?

I do when I can’t read what state they’re from. I can’t stand dealerships, but that feeling is pretty universal. 

#5589

When I watch an episode of bubble guppies with my daughters and it’s the episode where they can’t play baseball because it is raining...underwater...and they can’t play because they will get wet. Underwater.

#5590
16 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

When I watch an episode of bubble guppies with my daughters and it’s the episode where they can’t play baseball because it is raining...underwater...and they can’t play because they will get wet. Underwater.

Mind blown right ??

#5592
It requires effort to put stickers on your car. It requires no effort to leave the license plate frames that came with your car on the car. Who pays attention to license plate frames anyway?
You have to remove the dealer frame, install the license plate, and reinstall the dealer frame. You're an absolute moron in my eyes if you do this.
#5594
You have to remove the dealer frame, install the license plate, and reinstall the dealer frame. You're an absolute moron in my eyes if you do this.
Grow up bitch
#5596
On 4/3/2019 at 11:50 AM, Lobo said:

Those touch screens were found to have more fecal matter on them than the bathroom fixtures.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I know the laws of biology don’t apply to surly posters, but almost everything you touch in public has my shit, snot, or jizz on it.  Act accordingly.  

Hey Siri. Make me a fucking sandwich. 

#5599

How else are you going to disrupt the paradigm?

Value added to shifting the noun/verb market place. Huddle for a scrum with stakeholders for road mapping and parking lot alignment.

#5600
23 hours ago, Okie State said:
On 4/6/2019 at 12:24 PM, WhatTheBuck said:
It requires effort to put stickers on your car. It requires no effort to leave the license plate frames that came with your car on the car. Who pays attention to license plate frames anyway?

You have to remove the dealer frame, install the license plate, and reinstall the dealer frame. You're an absolute moron in my eyes if you do this.

Quit buying poors cars.  Does the dealership not always handle putting the plate on?  Pass the caviar.

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