April 18, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, Rex Kramer said: Latinos incessant need to call me “boss” when clearly I never am; I just want some brisket tacos and want you to mix it up with a “man” or “dude” every now and then. Mexican crutch word. Just respond with "sport"...but be prepared to fight.
April 19, 20187 yr People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave! Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier.
April 19, 20187 yr When you go down to the restaurant in the lobby of your office building and those fucks are out of chocolate milk. Two weeks in a row. I want my goddamn chocolate milk.
April 19, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, Sandman said: People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave! Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier. Making copies...
April 19, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: While it might be the best Reese's the best candy egg is the Snickers. Go on...
April 19, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Wife’s phone. My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides.
April 19, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said: My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. Because either: 1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do) or 2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails Not sure which is worse.
April 19, 20187 yr Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.
April 19, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said: Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat. How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?
April 19, 20187 yr 44 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Because either: 1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do) or 2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails Not sure which is worse. She’s both. But she married me so she had to have some flaws.
April 19, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said: Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat. I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat.
April 19, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, lateshow said: How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes? You can send it directly through text, if you want. No beef here.
April 19, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said: You can send it directly through text, if you want. No beef here. I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.
April 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, lateshow said: I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry. Better off finding vid of Bigfoot, Nessie, Abominable Snowman, etc.
April 19, 20187 yr Author Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat. Snapchat is a celebrity gossip/check out the latest Kardashian shit aggregator, so she's probably using it for that. Along with sending nudes to the guy she's fucking.
April 19, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said: You can send it directly through text, if you want. No beef here. That's probably why she's exchanging nudes with lateshow.
April 19, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said: Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc. I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in.
April 19, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in. I am talking about civil courts. They can still have metal detectors. But let people keep their shoes and belts on like they did the previous 5 decades before 9-11
April 19, 20187 yr People who stand on moving walkways at the airport. Nothing quite like getting to your gate at a pace slower than walking while forcing everyone else to walk around you.
April 19, 20187 yr Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling.
April 19, 20187 yr When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.
April 19, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, HenryJames said: Wife’s phone. People who let their wives have a phone.
April 20, 20187 yr On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said: "Boss" is Hispanic for "fuckface" people who think Hispanic is a language, it's Spanish
April 20, 20187 yr On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said: stupid double posts Edited April 20, 20187 yr by Lone Star Horn
April 20, 20187 yr Yeah, i know, but it would make for an interesting commercial. Exaggerated infomercial style: "Don't you just hate it when you pull up to the wrong side of the pump? (lady tries to pull the pump handle across the trunk and a big "X" marks the screen "Introducing the 2000 SUX with dual tank access and a separate bubble compartment for your kids!" Doh!If you pull up to the pump on the wrong side of your car more than one time then you shouldn't have a driver's license because of your lack of simple awareness.
April 20, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said: I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat. pics of coworker aren't showing up for me.
April 20, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, DougO said: People who let their wives have a phone. Seriously? How else can I call from the office and tell her to iron my shirt?
April 20, 20187 yr I hate other drivers. It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness. Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow. People are fucktards.
April 20, 20187 yr I feel "school zone end" signs should be billboard size, with a light show and spaced every 10 yards for 10 miles. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
April 20, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Izhmash said: I hate other drivers. It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness. Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow. People are fucktards. it's more like 99.99%
April 20, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Rex Kramer said: My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. What's even the point of having email at that stage? Just delete that shit for her and start over.
April 20, 20187 yr All those red badges on that phone makes my eyes itch. My husband and both my kids have phones covered with red badges and I can't stand it. I bet I check and clear notification badges on my phone 8-10 times a day just so my screen is cleaned up.
April 20, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, kevwun said: Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling. Is this a legit gripe or just an excuse for some humblebrag?
April 20, 20187 yr A gripe. I've never seen anyone act like that on a plane. If it had been a US flight, I'm pretty sure we would have made the news.
April 20, 20187 yr "Official" company signatures suck balls. A couple months back we were directed to format all email sigs a certain way that includes the corporate logo. This logo appears on recipients emails to be an attachment, not to mention the sig is supposed to include business #, direct #, fax #, office location etc..etc... w/each on a separate line Fuck you. 2 years ago we were directed to have sigs that were only one line, that is, name, ph# etc.. all on the same line so as to not take up too much vertical space. I liked that. This new shit is so stupid and takes up 6 or more lines vertically. Half of the email space is devoted to my fucking signature. Retards.We got rid of the image logo for this reason. It’s now just nicer and colored font. Looks great and professional.
April 20, 20187 yr Author When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000.
April 20, 20187 yr Mexican bus' in the left lane on I35. Seriously, a bus should NEVER be in the left lane. EVER!
April 20, 20187 yr @texasfootball on Twitter right now. When they tweet and retweet 15 times in 45 seconds makes me rage
April 20, 20187 yr They cant stop, wont stop. Tweeting 4 second videos for EVERY SINGLE POSITION in the spring game.
April 20, 20187 yr I walked into the restroom at work today and someone had turned off the light. Actually had to reach up and turn it back on - big inconvenience that added to my Friday morning surliness...
April 20, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, elfenix said: 17 hours ago, DougO said: When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit. When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000. Old Pentax never die, they just wind up in garage sales.
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