Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

11 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Latinos incessant need to call me “boss” when clearly I never am; I just want some brisket tacos and want you to mix it up with a “man” or “dude” every now and then. Mexican crutch word. 

Just respond with "sport"...but be prepared to fight. 

  • Replies 21.1k
  • Views 1.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

  • Ghost of NMAS
    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

Posted Images

People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave!

Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier.

When you go down to the restaurant in the lobby of your office building and those fucks are out of chocolate milk. Two weeks in a row. I want my goddamn chocolate milk.

11 hours ago, Sandman said:

People that bring their kid(s) to work. I get it, we had a teacher strike, and sometimes school is out due to the weather. But either find a daycare or a babysitter or stay home. We work for the state, I know you have annual leave!

Instead, I have to dodge 7 year olds as I walk to the copier.

Making copies...

14 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

While it might be the best Reese's the best candy egg is the Snickers.

Go on...

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

06a91a38ca66a69b771800948da9fed4.jpg

Wife’s phone.

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

9 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

Because either:

1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do)

or 

2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails

Not sure which is worse.

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

10 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?

44 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Because either:

1. She's the kind of person who doesn't turn of email notifications for bullshit sites like Pintest, Facebook, etc (which is easy to do)

or 

2. She's the kind of person who doesn't read/answer important emails

Not sure which is worse.

She’s both. But she married me so she had to have some flaws. 

24 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat. 

30 minutes ago, lateshow said:

How else are your wife and I supposed to swap nudes?

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here. 

4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here. 

I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.

1 hour ago, lateshow said:

I really like when she sends me vids of her folding laundry.

Better off finding vid of Bigfoot, Nessie, Abominable Snowman, etc.

  • Author
Yelling at clouds and get off my lawn, here... But I don't understand adults, especially married, using Snapchat.  

Snapchat is a celebrity gossip/check out the latest Kardashian shit aggregator, so she's probably using it for that. Along with sending nudes to the guy she's fucking.

 

5 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

You can send it directly through text, if you want.  No beef here

That's probably why she's exchanging nudes with lateshow.

17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc.

I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in.

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I felt the same way until the last time I did jury duty, and family of an accused decided to completely lose their shit in the hallway. If he'd been armed, somebody's lunch would have been eaten. Courthouses are prime soil for crazy to grow in.

I am talking about civil courts.  They can still have metal detectors.  But let people keep their shoes and belts on like they did the previous 5 decades before 9-11

People who stand on moving walkways at the airport. Nothing quite like getting to your gate at a pace slower than walking while forcing everyone else to walk around you.

Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling.

 

 

When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

06a91a38ca66a69b771800948da9fed4.jpg

Wife’s phone.

 

People who let their wives have a phone.

 

On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

"Boss" is Hispanic for "fuckface"

people who think Hispanic is a language, it's Spanish

On 4/18/2018 at 8:04 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

 

stupid double posts

Edited by Lone Star Horn

Yeah, i know, but it would make for an interesting commercial. Exaggerated infomercial style: "Don't you just hate it when you pull up to the wrong side of the pump? (lady tries to pull the pump handle across the trunk and a big "X" marks the screen "Introducing the 2000 SUX with dual tank access and a separate bubble compartment for your kids!" Doh!
If you pull up to the pump on the wrong side of your car more than one time then you shouldn't have a driver's license because of your lack of simple awareness.
10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t either. Some young hot chick at office got me signed up, and I promptly deleted the app after my 48 yo sis in law kept sending me goofy ass messages. I think I might hate Snapchat. 

pics of coworker aren't showing up for me.

3 hours ago, DougO said:

 

People who let their wives have a phone.

 

Seriously?  How else can I call from the office and tell her to iron my shirt?

I hate other drivers.  It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness.  Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow.  People are fucktards.

I feel "school zone end" signs should be billboard size, with a light show and spaced every 10 yards for 10 miles.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

1 hour ago, Izhmash said:

I hate other drivers.  It seems 95% of drivers have zero situational awareness.  Everything from using a damn blinker, to accelerating to speed limit when entering an on ramp, to watching patterns around you to adjust in real-time and smooth out the flow.  People are fucktards.

it's more like 99.99%

15 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

My wife’s phone’s email icon doesn’t show the full amount of emails she has - because it’s in the 6 digits. 150,000 at last look. It’s simply unbelievable how that draws me offsides. 

What's even the point of having email at that stage?  Just delete that shit for her and start over.

All those red badges on that phone makes my eyes itch.

My husband and both my kids have phones covered with red badges and I can't stand it.

I bet I check and clear notification badges on my phone 8-10 times a day just so my screen is cleaned up.

Metal detectors at courthouses and having to take off my boots, belt, watch, etc.

9ddb8a3a1d1306e0d7b9b9a1cfe7a67c.jpg
14 hours ago, kevwun said:

Are Italians retarded when it comes to airplanes? Just got back from London. 4 Italians decided to hang out beside the bathroom and drink and talk very loudly for the first 4 hours of the flight. They had to be told to stop blocking the bathroom door by the crew 3 times before they sat down and shut up. I have been on a flight in Rome where the stewardess had to show people where their seats were on the plane. It’s mind bottling.

 

 

Is this a legit gripe or just an excuse for some humblebrag?

A gripe.  I've never seen anyone act like that on a plane.  If it had been a US flight, I'm pretty sure we would have made the news.

"Official" company signatures suck balls. A couple months back we were directed to format all email sigs a certain way that includes the corporate logo. This logo appears on recipients emails to be an attachment, not to mention the sig is supposed to include business #, direct #, fax #, office location etc..etc... w/each on a separate line
Fuck you. 2 years ago we were directed to have sigs that were only one line, that is, name, ph# etc.. all on the same line so as to not take up too much vertical space. I liked that. 
This new shit is so stupid and takes up 6 or more lines vertically. Half of the email space is devoted to my fucking signature. Retards.

We got rid of the image logo for this reason. It’s now just nicer and colored font. Looks great and professional.
  • Author
When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.
When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000.

Mexican bus' in the left lane on I35.  Seriously, a bus should NEVER be in the left lane.  EVER!

@texasfootball on Twitter right now.  When they tweet and retweet 15 times in 45 seconds makes me rage

They cant stop, wont stop. 

Tweeting 4 second videos for EVERY SINGLE POSITION in the spring game.

I walked into the restroom at work today and someone had turned off the light.  Actually had to reach up and turn it back on - big inconvenience that added to my Friday morning surliness...

1 hour ago, elfenix said:
17 hours ago, DougO said:
When I get my DSLR camera back from service and all my settings have been erased back to the lameass factory defaults. Finding all that stuff in the menu again is bullshit.

When people type "D" in front of "SLR". It's 2018, we all know you're not talking about your K1000.

Old Pentax never die, they just wind up in garage sales.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.