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#6251
3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd kick his ass for this alone.

Believe me, I want to. He's the most useless employee within an engineering startup I've ever been at. Working on reporting to the CTO instead, because the guy is an imbecile with a napoleon complex. He's like 5'6", looks like a gopher, and is a Magic playing cross fitter. He's lost a lot of weight (good for him), but he is still insecure because a) he doesn't have the skills to do his job and b) he still is a huge loser. So he overcompensates, like most little bitches do.

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#6252
On 5/24/2019 at 6:36 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. There is nothing on planet earth as annoying as a teenage (middle school age) girl.  If I hear "Yeet!" or "Rip!" or "Legit!" one more time... 

Yeet or rip?  What in the bloody hell is that about?

#6254
"Username checks out."

We got it 5 years ago on shaggy. Should be a timeout for 72 hours.

Username definitely checks out.
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#6255

whenever i read or hear the word "regarded," i now think it is being used pejoratively.  thanks, shaggy/surly

#6257
2 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Assholes picking all of the pecans out of the mixed nuts, leaving none for anyone else.  Fucking assholes.

That way it is easier for you to get to all the Brazil nuts they left for you.

#6258
54 minutes ago, elfenix said:

whenever i read or hear the word "regarded," i now think it is being used pejoratively.  thanks, shaggy/surly

I love the little snickering I get to savor when the Surly alternate universe is overlayed on to real life.  

#6259
That way it is easier for you to get to all the Brazil nuts they left for you.

Don’t worry, after picking out all the pecans and walnuts, they leave a light sprinkle of fecal matter on what’s left as a bonus, all for you!
#6260
21 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeet or rip?  What in the bloody hell is that about?

It's coming from the mouth of a 13 year old girl.  Who the F knows.

#6262
On 6/11/2019 at 7:46 AM, markstanco said:

"Username checks out."

We got it 5 years ago on shaggy. Should be a timeout for 72 hours.

When Crash Davis posts a gif of a crash it just fits so well.  Whenever he posts a gif of an almost crash, that’s poetry.

#6263

1. Family of 4 in a restaurant out for dinner...all 4 are on their cell phones. Hardly a word exchanged between them.

2. Crowd shots of USA fans during yesterday’s World Cup....every f**king girl has a cell phone in her hand

#6264
1. Family of 4 in a restaurant out for dinner...all 4 are on their cell phones. Hardly a word exchanged between them.

 

2. Crowd shots of USA fans during yesterday’s World Cup....every f**king girl has a cell phone in her hand

As we all read this post on our cell phones

 

#6265
18 minutes ago, gecko said:

1. Family of 4 in a restaurant out for dinner...all 4 are on their cell phones. Hardly a word exchanged between them.

2. Crowd shots of USA fans during yesterday’s World Cup....every f**king girl has a cell phone in her hand

 

#6269

Goddamn east Texas driving habits are leaking into Dallas. The middle turn lane is NOT an acceleration lane. When you're leaving a business and want to turn left, you turn left by crossing traffic and the turn lane. More and more people are pulling out into the turn lane, stopping, then putting their signal on to merge right. You're fucking it up for everyone who wants to cross traffic into the turn lane goddammit

#6270
6 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

The middle turn lane is NOT an acceleration lane.

It's become a fucking on-ramp. Until the cops stop it, it's going to get worse. People debate me when I tell them it is illegal. "BUT EVERYONE DOES IT!?!?!"

#6271
3 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

How many times have we covered the concept of "work spouse"?  Well, I'm covering it again.  GTFO with that stupid fucking shit.

Yeah, it's just an affair waiting to happen if the two people work together long enough.

#6272
Goddamn east Texas driving habits are leaking into Dallas. The middle turn lane is NOT an acceleration lane. When you're leaving a business and want to turn left, you turn left by crossing traffic and the turn lane. More and more people are pulling out into the turn lane, stopping, then putting their signal on to merge right. You're fucking it up for everyone who wants to cross traffic into the turn lane goddammit
I almost hit some fucking moron because of this. I was turning left and this ass on the opposite side went too just to sit in the middle lane and merge.
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#6273
Goddamn east Texas driving habits are leaking into Dallas. The middle turn lane is NOT an acceleration lane. When you're leaving a business and want to turn left, you turn left by crossing traffic and the turn lane. More and more people are pulling out into the turn lane, stopping, then putting their signal on to merge right. You're fucking it up for everyone who wants to cross traffic into the turn lane goddammit
Especially annoying when you need to use it for its purpose and the jackass keeps driving alongside you as you're slowing down.
#6274
2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Goddamn east Texas driving habits are leaking into Dallas. The middle turn lane is NOT an acceleration lane. When you're leaving a business and want to turn left, you turn left by crossing traffic and the turn lane. More and more people are pulling out into the turn lane, stopping, then putting their signal on to merge right. You're fucking it up for everyone who wants to cross traffic into the turn lane goddammit

You gonna complain when they start putting in more traffic lights ?

#6275

Womens soccer is fucking horrible to watch, possibly worse than womens hoops. Usually pretty easy to avoid, but with the world cup and the US women vs Thailand "controversy" its spilling into regular sports TV/radio/blogs etc...... who the fuck cares, shut the fuck up. Its womens soccer.

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#6277

Just listened to some clueless fuck interrogate the bartender at the DFW Pappadeaux about the alcohol content of all the various IPAs on tap, and after each one in the 6ish range, he'd refuse a sample and scoff "too low" until the list ran out and he ultimately ordered a Stella. 

If you're going to be a know-it-all, try to know at least something. 

Really wanted to assault him. 

#6278

Shopping for beer by ABV at a bar is like reading a Hustler while sitting in a whore house.

 

Just get some high end bourbon/ tequila and get your fucking drunk on.

 

 

#6279
2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

All the women's soccer you ever need to watch:

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I am in love with #15 in first pic...

 

you pay double for that kind of action.

#6282
19 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's become a fucking on-ramp. Until the cops stop it, it's going to get worse. People debate me when I tell them it is illegal. "BUT EVERYONE DOES IT!?!?!"

I'm too chicken to do it but I had no idea that was illegal

#6283
On 6/10/2019 at 11:28 AM, I Plead Da Fif said:

he overcompensates, like most little bitches do.

Hey, hey, hey.  Leave me out of this god dammit.  I'm just minding my own business here.  

#6284

Fucking fat ass bitches in Honda CR-Vs who think their time is more valuable than anyone else’s on the planet make me surly. I hope the few seconds you saved by whipping around the stopped bus right in front of me were worth the hour it cost me. I also hope the next poor sap who sticks his dick in your cavernous, smelly cunt gives you syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

I’m beginning to understand why people wake up one morning, grab a few semi-automatic weapons and head for someplace crowded. It’s because, by and large, people fucking deserve it.

#6285
11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fucking fat ass bitches in Honda CR-Vs who think their time is more valuable than anyone else’s on the planet make me surly. I hope the few seconds you saved by whipping around the stopped bus right in front of me were worth the hour it cost me. I also hope the next poor sap who sticks his dick in your cavernous, smelly cunt gives you syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

I’m beginning to understand why people wake up one morning, grab a few semi-automatic weapons and head for someplace crowded. It’s because, by and large, people fucking deserve it.

in this day and age you really can't say shit like this, dude.

#6287
36 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I hope the few seconds you saved by whipping around the stopped bus right in front of me were worth the hour it cost me.

Story time?

#6288

Bttt

Starting to relax after taking a huge satisfying dump, then my nutsack proceeds to descend into the cold shitty toilet water.

#6291
17 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

She’s really pretty, but really? She has no hips and slightly larger than bstings.

Absolutely, she's perfect. I don't deem massive curves necessary (not that it doesn't work for some girls). She's not a toothpick model and does not derive her hotness from curves. She's a perfect balance. Would wife.

#6295
5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "That's definitely trivial."

No they suck shit. Trendy, stupid, design. Nothing tribal about that. I'd fire a client who wanted one.

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#6296

i too hate sinks in which you can't rinse your hands without bumping them against the bowl.  also, the new low profile hand dryers with which you can't dry your hands properly without bumping them against the wall.

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#6297
Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

No they suck shit. Trendy, stupid, design. Nothing tribal about that. I'd fire a client who wanted one.

No you wouldn't.

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