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#7151
Just now, Underdog said:

 

I like the simple small logo/print on pocket side(not a fan of pocket Tees) but hate the gaudy, god awful shit some shirts will have on the back.  A couple of my favorite Tees was a Longhorn logo and a K (UK) logo, plain and simple. 

Clean design is always preferred. The shit that looks like somebody threw up a busy ass logo on your shirt always turns me off, especially if it's on the front.

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#7152

Tired old man voice guy in blue Bell radio ads.

 

 

Edit: random capitalization by Android is also annoying

 

 

#7154
Clean design is always preferred. The shit that looks like somebody threw up a busy ass logo on your shirt always turns me off, especially if it's on the front.


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#7155
42 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Netflix asking if I want to continue watching after 35 minutes

Never have this issue with Pornhub, Redtube, XHamster, etc...

#7156
57 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


Do you even lift or tribal tattoo, bro?
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That thing needs a couple Timberwolves in the foreground and either a confederate or American flag waving in the background

#7158
On 8/12/2019 at 5:25 PM, Trey3216 said:

And the guy that bought them for face value probably turned around and flipped them for a profit 

I just want a keyboard with the keys in the GD center like they're supposed to be so your hands naturally go into the right position without having to look. I don't even use all that extra crap on the sides that throws it all off-center.

#7159
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Never have this issue with Pornhub, Redtube, XHamster, etc...

Like you're watching for more than two minutes anyway. 

#7161
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like you're watching for more than two minutes anyway. 

 

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#7162

Turn off your God damn mother fucking phone notification sounds.

Especially when you're just about to fire your phone up after an international flight. 

#7163
On 8/11/2019 at 12:57 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

If you're going to put mayo on your burger it should touch the meat.  The flavors of the mayo and grilled meat mix well.

Meh, he probably boils his burgers anyway...

#7164
On 8/12/2019 at 8:20 AM, Jerry Callo said:

I like vacuum sealing stuff.  And, if it wasn't vacuum sealed, the family would have finished it off before the end of November.

Besides, the vacuum sealing keeps the razor blades and needles from leaving tell tale rust marks on the candy after sitting up a year.

#7165
On 8/12/2019 at 10:54 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Cause some dumb ass would try to merge at the last second, and go airborne into the water ?

Yep, exactly.  So many assholes wait until the last minute and all hell breaks lose.  The higher speed limits affect the length also.

#7166
2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Turn off your God damn mother fucking phone notification sounds.

Especially when you're just about to fire your phone up after an international flight. 

especially during meetings. silence that motherfucker and don't let it sit there and repeatedly vibrate from incoming calls.

 

I will throw the motherfucker...

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#7167
Yep, exactly.  So many assholes wait until the last minute and all hell breaks lose.  The higher speed limits affect the length also.
You're supposed to merge where the lane disappears
#7168
11 minutes ago, elfenix said:
37 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Yep, exactly.  So many assholes wait until the last minute and all hell breaks lose.  The higher speed limits affect the length also.

You're supposed to merge where the lane disappears

True, my post was more the image of the guy who didn't merge and then does a smoky and the bandit off a river bank.  Correct merging should be at that location and alt. merge should be the order of the day to keep traffic flowing fairly smoothly.

#7172
1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Why does every soccer highlight video on YouTube need have to have gay ass music

know your demographic...

#7173

Tiff's Treats needs to quit lying on their email promotions. I'm still pissed at how they fucked me over on a $20 gift card. They sent out an email saying "Free $20 gift card for every order over $20". I placed an order that was over $20 and didn't get the gift card. Customer service told me that I didn't get the cookies delivered same day so it doesn't count. What the fuck? The promotion says every order over $20. Nothing about how delivery must be same day. Goddammit give me my $20 so I can get some more fuckin cookies

#7174
2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Why does every soccer highlight video on YouTube need have to have gay ass music

what sort of ass music should soccer highlight videos have?

#7175
2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Tiff's Treats needs to quit lying on their email promotions. I'm still pissed at how they fucked me over on a $20 gift card. They sent out an email saying "Free $20 gift card for every order over $20". I placed an order that was over $20 and didn't get the gift card. Customer service told me that I didn't get the cookies delivered same day so it doesn't count. What the fuck? The promotion says every order over $20. Nothing about how delivery must be same day. Goddammit give me my $20 so I can get some more fuckin cookies

...speaking of gay ass music...

#7176
7 hours ago, elfenix said:
7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Yep, exactly.  So many assholes wait until the last minute and all hell breaks lose.  The higher speed limits affect the length also.

You're supposed to merge where the lane disappears

Exactly. That's why they put the Merge sign there. 

#7180
7 hours ago, elfenix said:

"hard shell taco" and "soft shell taco"

drives me nuts

mmm... tacos.

 

wouldn't kick either one out of the plate.

#7182
14 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"taco"

That doesn't do it adequately. I don't like hard taco shells so I wanna know going in what the shell is like.

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#7183

fine.  "crunchy taco," "puffy taco," and "taco."

i don't want to hear the word shell.

#7184
8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

fine.  "crunchy taco," "puffy taco," and "taco."

i don't want to hear the word shell.

Fair enough.  

 

You forgot pink taco, just sayin'.

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#7190
4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That doesn't do it adequately. I don't like hard taco shells so I wanna know going in what the shell is like.

I always make sure to be hard before going in the taco. 

#7191

When you do uber pool, the passenger does not verify their name with the driver. The driver is supposed to verify the name with the passenger. Last night some lady kept giving our driver shit because he wouldn't say her name. That's not how uber works dumbass!

#7193

I brought your mom over here in an Uber Lux and send her limping ass home in an Uber Pool.  

#7194
On 8/3/2019 at 8:07 PM, deadshank said:

Simply awful. 

It’s popular with used car salesmen. 

And in the time share industry. 

 

 

Sorry...didn’t realize my wit was late.

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#7195
When you do uber pool, the passenger does not verify their name with the driver. The driver is supposed to verify the name with the passenger. Last night some lady kept giving our driver shit because he wouldn't say her name. That's not how uber works dumbass!
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#7197

I thought that said “Lumber Tard”. I figured you were in the right place!

#7198

Elaine’s ex-Boyfriend used to shop there when he was having back problems.  Eventually he found open water swimming to be the best remedy however.  

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