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#8502
22 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Faux excitement over the Super Bowl. 

Yeah. Big time sports fan here and I give zero shits about watching these two teams play. I'll tune it if it's close.

#8503

My teacher friends complaining about how long and tough January was.

Motherfuckers, you had two weeks off rolling into this bitch.

#8504
4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah. Big time sports fan here and I give zero shits about watching these two teams play. I'll tune it if it's close.

I would have been much more interested if it were Green Bay, and KC playing.

Edited by Onboard 2.0

#8506
16 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Faux excitement over the Super Bowl Big Game. 

This shit

#8512

People who ask questions and end them in no. "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, no?". "You're a season ticket holder, no?". "Stop signs are red, no?". Am I the only one who says yeah or yes? It doesn't make sense to use no. Nobody talks like that! "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, wrong?" or "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, right?". Jesus christ it drives me crazy.

#8514
1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

People who ask questions and end them in no. "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, no?". "You're a season ticket holder, no?". "Stop signs are red, no?". Am I the only one who says yeah or yes? It doesn't make sense to use no. Nobody talks like that! "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, wrong?" or "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, right?". Jesus christ it drives me crazy.

That really bothers you, doesn't it?

#8515
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That really bothers you, no?

fify

#8516
9 hours ago, cabowabo said:

I could care less.....

How much less?

#8518
On 1/31/2020 at 9:59 AM, Iceman said:

My teacher friends complaining about how long and tough January was.

Motherfuckers, you had two weeks off rolling into this bitch.

LOL.  I'm a teacher.  We went back the 6th, had MLK Day off, and had an inservice day.  We only had students for about 15 days this month.

#8519
On 1/26/2020 at 11:57 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

I like black pepper on just about anything not labeled as a dessert. Most sane people would call it too much pepper. Restaurant shakers usually don’t have holes big enough to let the pepper flow freely, so I have to take the top off like I'm a Neanderthal.

Same goes for crushed red pepper shakers. And yes, I know what all about pepper mills. 

Brother?

#8521
26 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Charcoal bags. Those fucking pull tabs never work.

pull the thread on the right hand end of the single stitch side... feed sack out front shoulda told ya.

or just stab the bag with your husband's knife.

 

 

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#8523

When you lend your truck to someone with a full tank and they return it half full.

Yeah, that's not going to fucking happen again. 

#8524
On 8/3/2019 at 9:00 AM, Jack Straw said:

Does it bother you because you are still sleeping? Or just because you want some quiet to start off your weekend?  Because the grown ups are all up by 7 AM. 

Bullshit.  7am on the weekend is ridiculous.

#8525
3 hours ago, Iceman said:

pull the thread on the right hand end of the single stitch side... feed sack out front shoulda told ya.

or just stab the bag with your husband's knife.

 

 

F'n cityboys

#8526

95% of hotels where the duvet is so warm that you can't sleep under it unless the room is a frigid 60*.

And there's 12 pillows and they're all mushy bullshit that offer no support at all.

#8527
On 2/1/2020 at 11:42 AM, HRSchenker said:

People who ask questions and end them in no. "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, no?". "You're a season ticket holder, no?". "Stop signs are red, no?". Am I the only one who says yeah or yes? It doesn't make sense to use no. Nobody talks like that! "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, wrong?" or "Sam Ehlinger is now a senior, right?". Jesus christ it drives me crazy.

So....you mean British people, don't you?  Their questions always end with a negative, dontit?

#8528
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

95% of hotels where the duvet is so warm that you can't sleep under it unless the room is a frigid 60*.

And there's 12 pillows and they're all mushy bullshit that offer no support at all.

Amen, brother. Just got back from two weeks overseas. 4 different hotels. All with the exact same problem described above. 
And the hotel room thermostats that are bricked, with no functionality. 

#8529

the peloton radio commercials with the audio of the “coaches” giving their motivation talk crap from a workout.  the woman is the worst.  makes me want to hurt children. 

#8530

Not so trivial yesterday was when I got home with my Sweet & Spicy (hold the cheese) burger it was a gottdam mushroom & jalapeño burger... with fookin’ cheese! 😡

#8531
On 2/2/2020 at 1:14 PM, cabowabo said:

Charcoal bags. Those fucking pull tabs never work.

It may take you a while to load 14K lbs of corn into the broadcast feeders. 

#8532
37 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not so trivial yesterday was when I got home with my Sweet & Spicy (hold the cheese) burger it was a gottdam mushroom & jalapeño burger... with fookin’ cheese! 😡

Somewhat related I hate it when they ask me if I want cheese on my hamburger. I point out that their menu already distinguishes between the two and I’m not a total regard

#8533
40 minutes ago, deadshank said:

It may take you a while to load 14K lbs of corn into the broadcast feeders. 

I actually have pretty good luck with bags of corn. 

#8536
On 2/7/2020 at 4:45 AM, mr. sunshine said:

Somewhat related I hate it when they ask me if I want cheese on my hamburger. I point out that their menu already distinguishes between the two and I’m not a total regard

You must be a blast at parties.

Also username, blah , blah, blah.

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#8537
Not so trivial yesterday was when I got home with my Sweet & Spicy (hold the cheese) burger it was a gottdam mushroom & jalapeño burger... with fookin’ cheese! [emoji35]
Sounds like they upgraded you
#8538

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:
On 2/7/2020 at 6:04 AM, Armybrat said:
Not so trivial yesterday was when I got home with my Sweet & Spicy (hold the cheese) burger it was a gottdam mushroom & jalapeño burger... with fookin’ cheese! emoji35.png

Sounds like they upgraded you

I don’t do fungus, and already use Metamucil.

#8539

When you are walking under a tree and a tiny twig you didn't see barely scrapes the top of your head and the involuntary reaction you have is to duck like you just got smacked in the cranium by a huge branch.

#8540
On 2/7/2020 at 4:04 AM, Armybrat said:

Not so trivial yesterday was when I got home with my Sweet & Spicy (hold the cheese) burger it was a gottdam mushroom & jalapeño burger... with fookin’ cheese! 😡

 

#8541

Fuck all you Memorial area stay at home moms that drag your raggedy ass kids to HEB on Sunday afternoon and make it such a clusterfuck for people who actually have a job and need to go on the weekends. I’m sorry your weekdays are too full with Pilates and Zumba classes to go while your kids are in school or with the nanny. I hope your husband runs off with his 23 year old executive assistant that he’s banging when he stays late at the office and I hope that all your little blonde daughters catch an STD and get pregnant before they’re 16. I hope all that makes you so miserable that you can only find solace in ice cream and Big Macs and blimp up to 200lbs and are too embarrassed to put on yoga pants and fuck up my HEB anymore.

#8542
1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck all you Memorial area stay at home moms that drag your raggedy ass kids to HEB on Sunday afternoon and make it such a clusterfuck for people who actually have a job and need to go on the weekends. I’m sorry your weekdays are too full with Pilates and Zumba classes to go while your kids are in school or with the nanny. I hope your husband runs off with his 23 year old executive assistant that he’s banging when he stays late at the office and I hope that all your little blonde daughters catch an STD and get pregnant before they’re 16. I hope all that makes you so miserable that you can only find solace in ice cream and Big Macs and blimp up to 200lbs and are too embarrassed to put on yoga pants and fuck up my HEB anymore.

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Sundays....  Sad panda....

#8543

Took me fucking 2 hours to go to the Bunker Hill HEB today.  And fuck you bitch, if you don’t want me staring at your ass quit going to Pilates and Zumba classes and wearing yoga pants to HEB.  Also, fuck you because in 10 years I’ll probably be putting one dollar bills in your daughter’s G string.

#8544

MIL brought over some subway today.  Sandwiches had mayo on them.  Beautiful gesture by her to bring food, but I hate when people put things on food that they like, but not sure if others like, especially if they can't be picked off easily (like sauce).  

Trivial b/c it's free food... 

#8545
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Took me fucking 2 hours to go to the Bunker Hill HEB today.  And fuck you bitch, if you don’t want me staring at your ass quit going to Pilates and Zumba classes and wearing yoga pants to HEB.  Also, fuck you because in 10 years I’ll probably be putting one dollar bills in your daughter’s G string.

And then marry her

#8546

Had to stop by Walmart on the way home because I was literally out of food and drink. Had $40-50 worth of groceries, but since it was after 10pm they only had 1 cashier open (fuck using self checkout). The young 20something couple in front of me had scratchoffs. Mind you they didn't know if they winning tickets, but let's check just for the fuckall of it. Cashier Edna (*I'm going to call her Edna because she looked like an Edna) has no idea wtf to do and calls for a supervisor. Clock is running, my frozen shit is on the belt thawing out. 5 minutes go by before a supervisor Gladys comes to "help" (and I use that term loosely). They scan the ticket, the machine beeps, they get a puzzled look on their face. Reset the register and try again. Lather, rinse, repeat. 10 minutes go by. Scan, beep, confused, ad nauseam.

Here I am, a customer wanting to give them money and I'm waiting while they try to figure out if they have to give somebody that ain't buying shit, lottery money. On a side note rant, why the fuck does anyone go to Walmart to cash in a scratch off? There are 5 convenience stores within walking distance.

I finally said fuck it and walked away. Let them worry about putting my groceries back after they figure out if that was a winning ticket or not.

Stopped at Allsups, bought a burrito and a 12 pack of Coke. I'll survive.

#8548

Self check out saves time, as long as one is open; i.e. the idiot lottery fucks aren't ahead of you in that line too.

 

Doesn't make me surly, but I have no idea what so many people's hang-up is with the self check out.  You get your stuff in the bag you want, bread's not mashed, product's not fucked up as they try to straighten out the upc barcode, and you don't have to fake conversation with somebody about whom you give no fucks...

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