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  • Scheiss Meister
    Scheiss Meister

    The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired.  If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed."  At the 3:00

  • Ghost of NMAS
    Ghost of NMAS

    I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone

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#11505

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All 20 Six Flags Fiesta Texas guests, previously stuck on a rollercoaster, have been safely rescued, according to a park spokesperson.

Jeff Filicko, Six Flags Fiesta Texas marketing and communications manager, issued the following statement to KSAT about the rescue:

At approximately 11:54 AM, the Poltergeist coaster stopped in the middle of a ride cycle.

In cooperation with the San Antonio Fire Department, we safely escorted all twenty guests from the ride.

There are no reports of any injuries.

The safety of our guests is our highest priority, and the ride will remain closed while we complete a full inspection.

#11506
35 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Twitter in general, but more specifically, 30-page Twitter threads, and the people who repost them and say things like "you have to read it all."

Yeah, I’m not reading a Twitter thread. Start a blog or get an op-ed published. I might not read that either but I’m not reading a Twitter thread.

Also, there ought to be a setting where anyone who makes ten consecutive posts that are just embedded tweets automatically goes on my ignore list. I know where Twitter is. If I wanted to join it and follow anyone, I would. I don’t need you to be my filter for things you find interesting on Twitter. Here’s an idea — try coming up with your own thoughts and posting those. 

#11507

When you’re near the end of a box of frosted mini wheats and you think you have enough cereal to get a bowl only to pour out those little shavings of shit from previous mini wheats. One or two actual minis might be left in the bag

#11509
13 minutes ago, Okie State said:

My dog recently decided that she would only shit on my patio. It's her new morning routine.

Good dog. 

#11510

Having a nice 3 day weekend to get things around the house done and you have the pressure washer ready to go and find no O ring in the quick connect for the nozzles.  Water going sideways  instead of forward.  
 

I see a trip to The Home Creepo in my future. 

#11511
7 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Having a nice 3 day weekend to get things around the house done and you have the pressure washer ready to go and find no O ring in the quick connect for the nozzles.  Water going sideways  instead of forward.  
 

I see a trip to The Home Creepo in my future. 

O really ?

#11515
55 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Having a nice 3 day weekend to get things around the house done and you have the pressure washer ready to go and find no O ring in the quick connect for the nozzles.  Water going sideways  instead of forward.  
 

I see a trip to The Home Creepo in my future. 

Try the Home Despot instead. 

#11516
Jackasses that are too lazy to turn off their sprinklers during a monsoon week. 


People who are too poor to have a controller that takes care of this automatically.
#11517
Having a nice 3 day weekend to get things around the house done and you have the pressure washer ready to go and find no O ring in the quick connect for the nozzles.  Water going sideways  instead of forward.  
 
I see a trip to The Home Creepo in my future. 


Ask your husband to get you an o-ring from the kit he should have in the garage.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R154Q38/
#11520
Just now, RPM said:

Got a rubber band?

Yes.  
 

Have a family variety pack of o rings in my cold, large hands now after a quick jaunt to THD. 

Stay tuned 

#11521


People who are too poor to have a controller that takes care of this automatically.
When I think of status symbols, irrigation system controllers are at the top of the list.
#11522
22 hours ago, Okie State said:

My dog recently decided that she would only shit on my patio. It's her new morning routine.

If only there were some way to train a dog to behave the way you want them to behave. 

#11523
If only there were some way to train a dog to behave the way you want them to behave. 
You're right. I'll just ask her why she decided to start doing this after ten years of shitting in the yard.
#11524
7 minutes ago, Okie State said:
38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:
If only there were some way to train a dog to behave the way you want them to behave. 

You're right. I'll just ask her why she decided to start doing this after ten years of shitting in the yard.

Or you could take the opportunity to correct her behavior. Your dog is who you allow her to be. If you think you’re powerless in the relationship then maybe her shitting on your patio is a sign of disrespect. 

#11525

GMaybe she finally realized what a pain in the ass it is for you to have to go around the yard picking up her shit so she decided to shit where it will be easy to clean up

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#11527
Or you could take the opportunity to correct her behavior. Your dog is who you allow her to be. If you think you’re powerless in the relationship then maybe her shitting on your patio is a sign of disrespect. 
Hey fuckface...it's a thread to bitch about trivial things.
#11528
1 hour ago, Okie State said:
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Or you could take the opportunity to correct her behavior. Your dog is who you allow her to be. If you think you’re powerless in the relationship then maybe her shitting on your patio is a sign of disrespect. 

Hey fuckface...it's a thread to bitch about trivial things.

You’re right. My bad. A dog owner’s refusal to train their dog probably isn’t trivial.

But you could always buy a leash and take her for a walk. And not one of those 16 foot retractable leashes. It’s been my observation that everyone who uses one of those is a shitty dog owner.

That’s probably also not trivial.

#11529
You’re right. My bad. A dog owner’s refusal to train their dog probably isn’t trivial.
But you could always buy a leash and take her for a walk. And not one of those 16 foot retractable leashes. It’s been my observation that everyone who uses one of those is a shitty dog owner.
That’s probably also not trivial.

Unpopular opinions thread is->>>>>
#11530
You’re right. My bad. A dog owner’s refusal to train their dog probably isn’t trivial.
But you could always buy a leash and take her for a walk. And not one of those 16 foot retractable leashes. It’s been my observation that everyone who uses one of those is a shitty dog owner.
That’s probably also not trivial.
Nailed it. Don't you have some more shitty hot sauce opinions to tell us about?
#11531

I have a co-worker that is a conspiracy nut. DO NOT mention anything that could remotely be connected to 9/11. He'll list off a dozen theories why it didn't happen the way we all saw it happen live. The more you try to reason with him, the harder into the paint he drives. The best I can do is distract him.

#11532

^

1/6 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!  

LITERALLY!  

#11533
2 hours ago, RPM said:

I have a co-worker that is a conspiracy nut. DO NOT mention anything that could remotely be connected to 9/11. He'll list off a dozen theories why it didn't happen the way we all saw it happen live. The more you try to reason with him, the harder into the paint he drives. The best I can do is distract him.

Fuck that. Tell him he’s an idiot. We know the flight numbers. We know all the passengers who died. We know who the terrorists were, where they trained, and how they were funded. I have no patience for these morons and I’m not afraid of confrontation. If he brings up 7 World Trade Center, ask him if he’s ever been there. Remind him that they’re not separate structures and there were massive levels of infrastructure connecting everything under street level including a huge shopping mall and then a subway station below that. Call him out for being the fool that he is.

Grrrrr. That shit still gets my dander up. 

#11534

Fucking toothbrushes. I'm trying to find a basic, but quality, toothbrush just like you used to be able to get from Oral B (or possibly Reach) in the 1970s-1990s. I don't want it to look like an athletic shoe. I don't want a big chonky rubber-coated handle that won't fit in a traditional toothbrush holder. I don't want exotic color-changing bristles made out of carbon fiber or organic spider silk.  I do want to be able to pick the size of the head as they all seem to be giant or tiny without enough specific sizes. Why do manufacturers take devices that have already been perfected and fuck them up in ways nobody asked for?

 

 

#11538

people who get in the Mopac toll lane and drive exactly - or just under - 70 🤬 

people who misspell my name online, in emails, etc. HELLOOO MY NAME IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AS YOU ARE TYPING I DID NOT FORGET A LETTER. 😡😡😡

#11539
24 minutes ago, mchookem said:

people who get in the Mopac toll lane and drive exactly - or just under - 70 🤬 

people who misspell my name online, in emails, etc. HELLOOO MY NAME IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AS YOU ARE TYPING I DID NOT FORGET A LETTER. 😡😡😡

Sounds like something machookem would say...

#11541
1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Ambiguous answerers. 

Some of my employees.

me:  I have asked you a “yes / no”question.  The only answer you can reply with is “yes” or “no.”   So which is it?

employee:  Uhhh....blue!!

 

 

#11542
40 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Some of my employees.

me:  I have asked you a “yes / no”question.  The only answer you can reply with is “yes” or “no.”   So which is it?

employee:  Uhhh....blue!!

 

 

This is it exactly. Co-workers are the worst. Predominantly a female workforce so to be expected I guess but many men also. Ffs, yes or no. Noncommittal fucks.  

#11543
1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Some of my employees.

me:  I have asked you a “yes / no”question.  The only answer you can reply with is “yes” or “no.”   So which is it?

employee:  Uhhh....blue!!

 

 

Roofers. They've either falling off the roof, and smacking their little heads, or getting up from falling off the roof...

#11544
3 hours ago, deadshank said:

Some of my employees.

me:  I have asked you a “yes / no”question.  The only answer you can reply with is “yes” or “no.”   So which is it?

employee:  Uhhh....blue!!

 

 

I get in trouble for telling them to answer the question, after they have dashed, darted, and diverted…

wife does it too, but there’s a thread for that.

#11545

Go to CPR training and the boss says it will only take a couple of hours but we get paid for 4. The gotdam instructor keeps yapping until its exactly 4 hours, then passes the completion sheet which takes another 15 minutes.

#11546

Pretty irrational, but I hate it when I see several other cars or people going right where I’m going.

About to walk into checkout line, and then 4 families walk right in front of you to get in line before you. Or about to pull into drive thru line and the 3 cars in front of you are also going there and get in front of you.

 

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#11548
30 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Haha.. the drive thru thing happens to me all the time. Maddening. 

But it's a little bit gratifying at a double speaker setup when you pick the faster lane after them. 

#11549
3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Pretty irrational, but I hate it when I see several other cars or people going right where I’m going.

About to walk into checkout line, and then 4 families walk right in front of you to get in line before you. Or about to pull into drive thru line and the 3 cars in front of you are also going there and get in front of you.

 

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Sounds just like the Truman show.....

#11550
6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

But it's a little bit gratifying at a double speaker setup when you pick the faster lane after them. 

Look for the stickers on the back window.  If they have 9 family members represented, get in the other lane.

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